What's the longest post allowed OP?
Dh yawns loudly, like a big massive roar. He also sneezes too loudly, he claims he can't not do this but I think its a choice to vocalise a sneeze. I'm ridiculous apparently.
He touches food. I cannot explain why but he does it. When he is plating up dinners he uses he hands, potatoes, meat, veg, pasta etc. He claims it doesn't make a difference cos his hands are clean but the forks and glasses he uses are covered in greasy stains. If I leave him this will be the reason.
He is going a bit deaf, not his fault but he tries to ask me a question while I'm either half asleep and my voice is thick and croaky or while im doing a chore and my head is stuck in a fridge or dryer. Then asks me to repeat and speak up about 3 times.
When we arrange to watch something together he comes in sits down, I usually turn off what I was watching then he says just one second I need to get something or go to the toilet, then he gets distracted doing jobs or scrolling and I'm sitting with a paused screen for 20 mins. I don't pause anymore because I obviously realise this but it annoys me because we need to get sleep and delaying it delays bed.
He tries to stand back to allow me or others to go first in a gentlemanly way but gets it wrong. He is large and clumsy and will suddenly stop dead on a doorway and walk backwards into me or block people in an effort to let them pass him out, he is almost tripping them up while saying 'after you'. He causes chaos in elevators.
He packs way too much and brings stupid things we can't possibly need on holiday. Often we have to have a silly argument so he leaves half it behind. I just wish I didn't have to have stupid arguments.
He doesn't eat vegetables because he doesn't like them. This gives me the rage for some reason.