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Richard Osman’s new book

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KnickerlessParsons · 25/08/2026 15:29

I was doing a small shop in our small and not very well equipped Sainsbury’s yesterday, minding my own business, when Richard Osman’s voice comes booming over the tannoy telling us about his new book and how we should all buy it, in store, right now.
Apart from the fact it was very intrusive on a quiet Monday afternoon, it was much louder than all the “can a grocery assistant please come to til 5” type announcements, and our Sainsbury’s doesn’t even sell books.
I really hope this isn’t some new marketing initiative by Sains - are we going to get announcement suggestions we try their courgettes, washing powder, bread….. whatever?
I’m not usually one to complain, but seriously considering a letter to HQ.

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KnickerlessParsons · 25/08/2026 23:31

AbsintheMakesTheHeartGrowFonder · 25/08/2026 15:51

Of course they do promotional announcements. Why wouldn’t they? It’s a shop, not a public service. It literally exists to sell stuff to you. Everything you see or hear from a supermarket is a promotional tool.

I really have never heard one in any supermarket, ever. It was really strange.

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smallglassbottle · 25/08/2026 23:19

MissyB1 · 25/08/2026 18:44

Tedious “cosy crime”, really really tedious.

Sounds dreadful.

the80sweregreat · 25/08/2026 23:17

I admit that some of these types of novels can get a tad confusing. I have to slow my reading pace down a lot and re read parts in order to understand the plot completely. The second Thursday book was easier to understand. I love the strike novels , but it takes a re read to fully get the story as so many different characters and plots to piece together. I don’t think I’m particularly dim , but it’s just how I am with some books.

Tomfooleries · 25/08/2026 23:12

InQuiresandplaceswheretheysing · 25/08/2026 18:46

One of the worst books I’ve ever read. Couldn’t make head or tail of it!

What was it that confused you? I mean, four people who live in a retirement community solving crimes isn’t exactly The Crying of Lot 49.

Tomfooleries · 25/08/2026 23:08

soddingspiderseason · 25/08/2026 20:03

I really enjoy his books. But tannoy announcements are incredibly annoying.

Sure, but they’re (1) hardly a new annoyance, and (2) Richard Osman is unlikely to have been personally responsible for the volume at which it was played in the OP’s local Sainsbury.

MasterBeth · 25/08/2026 23:04

InQuiresandplaceswheretheysing · 25/08/2026 18:46

One of the worst books I’ve ever read. Couldn’t make head or tail of it!

The second bizarre boast on this thread:

"I am too dim to understand the Richard Osman novel I read."

soddingspiderseason · 25/08/2026 20:03

I really enjoy his books. But tannoy announcements are incredibly annoying.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 25/08/2026 20:00

Dappy777 · 25/08/2026 17:42

Why do people always feel the need to be reading something published today? We’ve got three thousand years of literature behind us. I can’t remember the last time I read a book published in my lifetime. I am working my way through Iris Murdoch, P G Wodehouse and Evelyn Waugh at the moment. Sainsbury’s can stick Osman’s boring rubbish.

If you've not even tried reading one, you don't know it's boring rubbish, and I would dispute that, as would his millions of other readers. I must be even more middlebrow than I thought because I've enjoyed all of Richard Osman's books to date. He doesn't aim to be Tolstoy. They're enjoyable fluff and none the worse for that.

Tomfooleries · 25/08/2026 20:00

Dappy777 · 25/08/2026 17:42

Why do people always feel the need to be reading something published today? We’ve got three thousand years of literature behind us. I can’t remember the last time I read a book published in my lifetime. I am working my way through Iris Murdoch, P G Wodehouse and Evelyn Waugh at the moment. Sainsbury’s can stick Osman’s boring rubbish.

Then you’re missing out on some truly astonishing writing.

I read widely through the centuries in three languages and still read contemporary novels. Richard Osman’s books are amiable, better-than-they-needed-to-be, warm-hearted cosy crime. He was a TV producer for years, and has a good sense of what will have mass appeal, but they’re certainly written seriously, and were ill-served by the dreadful film adaptation of the first one.

Jc2001 · 25/08/2026 19:36

Anothernameretired · 25/08/2026 15:54

There are not enough books written about giraffes.

Especially ones with really short necks.

tilypu · 25/08/2026 19:34

Mydogisagentleman · 25/08/2026 15:34

I doubt that he needs to advertise it.
I only read half of the first one, that was probably 7
170 pages more than I needed to to confirm it was dreadful.
Once some people latch on to an author, they'll buy anything else published

I'm impressed you got that far!

Witchergeralt · 25/08/2026 19:32

I read the first couple of his books but they were very very lightweight and went downhill very quickly.

I won't be buying any more.

Shloopie · 25/08/2026 19:26

I tried to read the first book and it really was a load of old tripe. And he loves to talk so seriously about his writing process, as though he's bloomin' Tolstoy. Feck you and your cosy crime shite, ya lanky bore.

hiredandsqueak · 25/08/2026 19:23

Agreed! @InQuiresandplaceswheretheysing I persevered through the first one thinking it might just be me. Got to the end and thought "what a waste of time!". I gave it to an elderly neighbour and would never buy another of his.

InQuiresandplaceswheretheysing · 25/08/2026 18:46

Mydogisagentleman · 25/08/2026 15:34

I doubt that he needs to advertise it.
I only read half of the first one, that was probably 7
170 pages more than I needed to to confirm it was dreadful.
Once some people latch on to an author, they'll buy anything else published

One of the worst books I’ve ever read. Couldn’t make head or tail of it!

MissyB1 · 25/08/2026 18:44

smallglassbottle · 25/08/2026 15:50

What are his books about?

Tedious “cosy crime”, really really tedious.

2dogsandabudgie · 25/08/2026 18:41

Wonderwall23 · 25/08/2026 16:54

Not the point of the thread but I absolutely loved The Thursday Murder Club (first book). I haven't enjoyed the others as much, but there was a bit in one of them that actually made me cry...a first for me.

I don't mind if I'm now looked down on by other Mumsnetters!

I don't think the tannoy thing is worth complaining about.

I struggled with the first one, found the characters confusing and got bored. I then watched the film with Helen Mirren etc and went back and read the book again and really enjoyed it as I could put a face to the characters.

I'm now on the 4th one in the series.

PuppyMonkey · 25/08/2026 18:26

I have to admit, I couldn’t finish the first Thursday murder club book. I got quite confused about who everyone was because I wasn’t paying attention to the characters due to them all being so boring. GrinConfused

MasterBeth · 25/08/2026 17:52

I can’t remember the last time I read a book published in my lifetime.

What a strange boast.

whiteboard · 25/08/2026 17:52

Does no-one remember how this all started when Jamie Oliver was shackled to Sainsbury’s in the 2000s? You couldn’t go in to buy some oven chips without hearing him extol the virtues of healthy eating. Then there was Davina McCall and her menopause ads - it’s hardly new. Annoying but I just shrug and buy more chocolate.

Andylion · 25/08/2026 17:50

@UncleTed , I actually quite like Richard Osman and find him interesting to listen to on The Rest is Entertainment podcast, but sadly I don’t like his books. (I tried, I really did. But one and a half was all I could manage).

Same here. I read the first one, well, I listened to the audio version, and ten minutes later, I couldn't remember whodunit.
Then, because I do like his podcast, I bought the second. And quickly realized my error.

Dappy777 · 25/08/2026 17:42

Why do people always feel the need to be reading something published today? We’ve got three thousand years of literature behind us. I can’t remember the last time I read a book published in my lifetime. I am working my way through Iris Murdoch, P G Wodehouse and Evelyn Waugh at the moment. Sainsbury’s can stick Osman’s boring rubbish.

CurlewKate · 25/08/2026 17:40

Wonderwall23 · 25/08/2026 16:54

Not the point of the thread but I absolutely loved The Thursday Murder Club (first book). I haven't enjoyed the others as much, but there was a bit in one of them that actually made me cry...a first for me.

I don't mind if I'm now looked down on by other Mumsnetters!

I don't think the tannoy thing is worth complaining about.

They are actually quite good and a lot of fun. Ignore the “I’m far too clever and superior for popular reading” show offs!

MasterBeth · 25/08/2026 17:35

Richard Osman is a hugely talented popular author. He writes middlebrow page-turners that are far better than they need to be. It's disingenuous to suggest he has sold millions and millions of books worldwide, and has his first optioned and produced for film by Stephen Spielberg because he is a daytime TV presenter in the UK.

Somersetbaker · 25/08/2026 17:34

I normally judge the quality of a book by how soon after publication a pristine copy or copies arrives in my local chazza, especially if it's before one gets to the local library.

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