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AIBU - to ask you for your worst girl and boy names

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Mirrorlolo · 22/08/2026 08:38

Asking on behalf of DD who is expecting. What are in your view the worst girl and boy names. for me they are the made up ones like Nevaeh and Jayden

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Shatenoeuf · 22/08/2026 13:35

I think i dislike it when people with a mainstream white british heritage (ie not a cultural difference behind it) deliberately misspell long established names eg

"Jaxon/Jaxxon" instead of Jackson - this is derived from Jack's son, there's a reason for the traditional spelling.
"Rubi" instead of Ruby - clearly ruby is a precious stone.
"Jazzmyn" vs Jasmine
"Dalyla" instead of Delilah

To me it just gives vibes of not caring about spelling/having a low regard for education... especial when the adjusted spelling is copied from a tv character.

ThisWiseRobin · 22/08/2026 13:35

A friend of mine from a while back wanted to call her daughter Treblinka.
It took me a while to find the words to explain where the problem lay.

SouthLondonMum22 · 22/08/2026 13:34

Nicknamey names as full names - Teddy, Alfie, Elsie etc
Last names as first names - Carter, Cooper, Parker etc
Boy names on girls - James, Morgan, Riley etc
Made up sounding names - Jayden, Nevaeh, Brayden etc
Dull sounding names - Jack, Ben, Will, Ava, Emily etc

MrsMitford3 · 22/08/2026 13:34

Well my DS's name is on this thread-boring apparently.

as is DD middle name. horrible

and Ddog's name- ugly

I am delighted with them all.

ThisWiseRobin · 22/08/2026 13:33

rainbowbee9 · 22/08/2026 09:06

I love the name Odin. My best friend is called Odin/Odie. Not that unusual!

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For a dog sure

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/08/2026 13:33

I really don’t like Archie or Stanley, or any cutesy short forms of what were old men’s names - except for Freddie. I quite like Freddie.

Girls’ names, I dislike anything with ‘youneek’ spelling, and anything of the Lili-Mae variety.
I’m often thankful that my DM gave us all classic names that don’t date.

SometimesMaybeNot · 22/08/2026 13:29

Aurora, Thea, Orla, Evelyn, Willow, Frankie, Summer and Winter.

Arlo, Freddie, Ezra, Vinnie, Teddy, Reggie, Archie, Albie, Alfie, Ronnie

tommyhoundmum · 22/08/2026 13:29

Becky -Rebecca is lovely

Agatha

JoshLymanSwagger · 22/08/2026 13:28

CillianMurphyhasbeautifuleyes · 22/08/2026 12:47

That’s funny because I deliberately chose names for my DC that couldn’t be shortened 🤣

One of them has one of your listed names and for a long time was the only one in the school with that name. DC is 21 now, for context.

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DH mum did that. For him and his brother.
V short names - you couldn't shorten...

DH answers to a much longer version, especially in bed IYSWIM. 😁

SleeplessRoads · 22/08/2026 13:27

NormasArse · 22/08/2026 11:47

Hasn’t harmed Freddy Flintoff (yes, I know his name is Andrew), or Alfie Boe.

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Apple Martin will probably do well in life too, but I wouldn’t advocate for calling your baby Apple!

JoshLymanSwagger · 22/08/2026 13:24

Mirrorlolo · 22/08/2026 12:15

Chill - it has a practical purpose and is quite fun to see the breadth of views. I really liked the uplifting Chardonnay story

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Tell her to call the kid "Chill" then?!

or "Spaff", maybe "Drought" or "Inferno"...

nameobsessed · 22/08/2026 13:23

CillianMurphyhasbeautifuleyes · 22/08/2026 12:47

That’s funny because I deliberately chose names for my DC that couldn’t be shortened 🤣

One of them has one of your listed names and for a long time was the only one in the school with that name. DC is 21 now, for context.

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Names are such a personal thing, tied to family history, social circles and personal preferences. It’s good that we all don’t like the same thing or our DC would all have the same name!

I’m sure the name suits them very much!

Nocameltoeleggingsplease · 22/08/2026 13:23

Names that are descriptive eg Light, Bright, Happiness. Beauty; incase the child isn’t…

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 22/08/2026 13:21

Disappointedlama · 22/08/2026 10:34

The made up ones or weird spellings of normal names are obvious.

Personally I don’t like cutesy versions of names as given names (Alfie, Teddy, Libby etc.). In most cases they won’t age well. Just put Alfred, Theodore or Elizabeth on the birth certificate and give the child the option to use the version that suits them as they grow.

Teddy is usually short for Edward.

The usual shortening of Theodore is Theo.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/08/2026 13:15

19lottie82 · 22/08/2026 10:49

I always cringe when I hear Max or Bella, they’re dog names to me.

and when someone calls their son Jackson, I always assume they’re going to be a wrong un.

My FIL said the same. I said nothing but thought " thanks for your input" and ignored it.
My son is very pleased with his name , one other at primary, none at secondary, none at university.
My DD says every bloke she meets with the name is an utter pain in the arse but she's biased 🤣

DaysIllRememberAllMyLife · 22/08/2026 13:13

I know a baby Berry which is pretty dreadful.

I also used to know a man called Clark which I dislike. I'm not a fan of the name William either. It feels wet and feeble imo.

Calliopespa · 22/08/2026 13:06

ChocolateCinderToffee · 22/08/2026 12:41

Allegra was a woman’s name long before Ford made cars!

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Exactly.

Different if the child was called Fiesta.

But if Ford suddenly released the Ford David, I don't think that suddenly makes David more the name of a car than a proper name.

JudgeJ · 22/08/2026 13:05

DoraSpenlow · 22/08/2026 12:16

Florence. I hate that name with a passion. It is one of mine and my life at school was made a misery when people found out. Was called Florrie or even worse Aunty Flo followed by lots of giggles.

My Auntie Florence was known as Flossy, which sounds even worse these days, flossing wasn't a thing in the 1950s!

Calliopespa · 22/08/2026 13:04

AnitaCam · 22/08/2026 12:50

What’s on them?!

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The joke. Not on the person called Allegra.

It has been a proper name far longer than car: Byron's daughter was Allegra I think.

dustabsorber · 22/08/2026 13:03

ZeroMotivationWithTeens · 22/08/2026 11:48

Olive - such an ugly name imo whereas Olivia i quite like.

Olive off On The Buses - great character though

ScarlettSarah · 22/08/2026 13:01

Mungo is diabolical.

Ella / Ava / Isla (or similar) = no imagination.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/08/2026 13:00

ChocolateCinderToffee · 22/08/2026 12:41

Allegra was a woman’s name long before Ford made cars!

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The Allegra was an Austin wasn't it ? Austin Allegra sounds familiar

IwanttoWFH · 22/08/2026 12:59

I REALLY dislike the name Maisie. It sounds like a silly, sing-song name. Also don’t like Lily or Rosie.

For boys, Teddy really gets my goat! It’s not a name! Call them Edward or Theodore at least and use Teddy as a nickname. Imagine a 30 year old man being called “Teddy”.
Also dislike Ronnie, Reggie, Harrison and Archie.

Abracadabra12345 · 22/08/2026 12:59

TooMatchaMatcha · 22/08/2026 12:52

Maud and Agnes. Just incredibly drab, ugly names.

I agree yet once they were popular. Just why?!

Deidre also fits this and somehow, Maureen

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/08/2026 12:57

Havanananana · 22/08/2026 11:01

Mercedes - the car - is named after a person, Mercedes Jellinek, whose father was involved in racing and marketing the earlier cars. It is a common name in Spanish-speaking countries.

"Bear" is also common in Europe - as Björn/Bjørn/Bjorn in Scandinavia, Netherlands and Germany, and Urs in Switzerland. Ursula is the feminine form (Ursula Andress, Ursula von der Leyen, Ursula in The Little Mermaid).

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I told DD this , how cool was it for her Dad to name a brand of car after her ? Do her relatives think when they see a Mercedes drive by " yep that's named after my aunt/ mum/ sister in law etc" )
She was still unimpressed 😆