What’s With Cillian Murphy? AIBU?

You take that back! I won't hear a word against him! He doesn't have to cook for me, he can do a spot of flower arranging if he likes but that's going to be hard, what with the need to sway back and forth all the time.

To be honest he can just stand there if he wants. I just want to stare at him. Although the bloody dog bites so she might not let him in at all. Hm. Need to think about this.

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That was ironed. Just shows how rubbish he just at ironing.
John Cena would've steamed it into a neat folded square.
Steven Seagal would've origami folded it. I'd have shouted " Oi. Seagal. No!"
And have to get John Cena to get the ironing board out AGAIN which he would do without tutting .

Sorry @Vroomfondleswaistcoat although I suppose it means you won't have to fight me for the chance to have Tom H sway in the kitchen.

All these troublesome dogs ruining the domestic chores of famous men. Could you put Tom H in the garden to sway and keep your dog in the house with you? You could both watch him through the window. Although not sure if that then becomes creepy.

Don't worry about Steven Seagal, just show him some injustice going on or a bloke being nasty to an animal and he'll go into gear. ( Can you tell I am subjected to far too many ex martial arts/ wrestler turned actor films here !?)

John Cena will evict him, but then he comes back to my dreams.😉

She will fetch items which are of absolutely no use to me and well.. that’ll do dog… that’ll do.

Oh! ❤❤❤

Watching Tom Hardy on screen I wondered what all the fuss was about, he left me cold. Then I had a dream ... what occurred in that dream took place at my then husband's side of the bed, which was something that never could have occurred with said then husband. I was a tad more enthusiastic for the next episode.

Last night I dreamt of Mr Menno (not in a rude way!!). Oh, how my world has changed 😅

I totally disagree. It takes a lot to make me laugh and I'm sitting here in having a sneaky duke at Mumsnet and am sniggering away. The man beside must think I'm very odd.

OMG I want a sexy dream about Noah. I have loved him since ER.

Im a teacher and annoyingly I had the most horrible, nasty, devious student last year - his name was Noah.

What and miss out on my incredible cheese sandwich? No, Tom can stay and sway. The dog can stand in the garden and bark through the window.

@MyFairLady22 I know this is your thread but you seem to be taking rather more than your fair share of celebrities for your domestics. Jake Gyllenhaal packing boxes indeed. Leave some for the rest of us!

@MyFairLady22 youre very welcome and i fully concur that the state of the world at the moment a bit of pointless daftness and fun is exactly what we need.

My dreams are usually very lacking in celebrities of any kind (i do frequently dream about a boy i went to school with, that i don’t ever remember having a conversation with, and that i haven’t seen in 30 years, what’s that about??) but I did once dream that I was in a field having a baby alone, and along came Stephen King and a young Jack Nicholson who agreed to help me have my baby, but only if i agreed to name it Hopper.

I needed to know did you get the full happy ending?

Namely did he go and put all the ironing away - including the iron & the board (once safe to do so).