To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

i had no idea so many people were confused about what a ‘ONE NIGHT stand’ is 🤣

anyway, had a handful, and not a single one was enjoyable.
turns out I cannot enjoy sex unless I’m fully comfortable and connected with someone, which is never going to happen with a stranger.
wish I’d realised after the first or second time tbh 🤣

Best
Adam- bloke in the RAF. Had fantastic sex in my shower. And the bed . He stayed the weekend .
Worst
Trevor - lovely bloke, great dancer but he had a cock like a large cucumber. I swear it pushed my diaphragm up an inch. Yes reader, that was the night I discovered a cock can be too big. I went back a few weeks later and yes, still too big. Sorry Trev.

Met this Scottish guy from Elgin who was over in my neck of the woods to watch a big motorbike racing event.

We managed to have sex seven times in about four hours! And it was truly amazing!

As soon as he came he would immediarely get hard again.....and I managed to come on top for the first and only time ever. He was also rather well endowed, although I struggled massively to understand his strong accent. But to be fair we werent talking a lot lol.

This was about 15 years ago when I was in my 40s....a very memorable night!

He could seriously could have been a porn star as his stamina was something to behold!

Now that would be telling. So would be the best. But then my post would be deleted.

Oh, please say it was Yoni Massage guy 😂

I’ve only had one but can quite confidently say it would be the worst.

I met him on Mumsnet too! I won’t elaborate, just in case he appears on here sharing his story too 🤣

Is it time for sleep or to put the bottle down?

Best: handsome goth guy. He was utterly gorgeous and it was a very good time.

Another one, a guy I was in a theatre show with. It was just the once, but very good. We are still friends nearly 40 years later.

Worst: he looked like Sid Vicious but sadly had a micropenis and was lacking in any other compensatory skills. And he borrowed a fiver off me for fags and never gave it back.

😆 🤣 😂

My first two males tie for worst.

1. spent a month seducing me. Within an hour stopped talking to me and within a week (we worked together) was shagging someone else.
2. Was telling me how he had 2 women already so I could only be a ONS. He was Mr jackrabbit as seen on Sex & the City - pound, pound, pound. I just remember thinking my inner thighs felt so bruised during and was glad when he came. Ihave no idea how he had 1 let alone 2 women.

Best, like pp's I was worried the man who became my DH would only be a ONS but he kept coming back!

They're OK, they should avoid the cull.

What about those who have sons with massive penises?

Never had one, got married young and still obsessed with him all these years later.

Erm, @TrishM80, all baby sons have small penises. But do carry on working through your angry dick-size complex on here.

Or, no, don't. Nobody owes you.

Ive just remembered why i didnt see one of them after the second night. He was a dentist and he almost broke my jaw when he kissed me. Seriiusly. Im wondering if he was trying to drum up a bit of business.

I remember one bloke blaming the size of condom for not being able to get it up!

Best-in my 20s with a man who bore an uncanny resemblance to Caesar from Planets of the Apes but had ninja level sex moves! 😂

Worst-Handsome guy who told me to “take it” as he climaxed, then started planning our future relationship immediately after! Was in a taxi 20 mins after dtd..

Good times 😂

I agree that there are fewer great one night stands because they might go on to be more than that and therefore not actually be a one night stand.
And I always lived by your idea of sex asap - for me it wasn’t something I saw the benefit in putting off if I wanted to sleep with them.

But a one night stand is just that, one night. I had some good ones with people I had no desire to be in a relationship with!

Ive never had a one night stand. Ive had a couple of two night stands. And ive never quite worked out why I wanted to see them again after the first night, but not after the second time. Weird. Still dont know after all these years.

I’ve had a few. The worst was a guy I met at uni on a night out, it was average sex but after I realised I really didn’t want to stay at his house so I made some insane excuse and left. Looking back, saying I had a nosebleed when I was clearly not bleeding was ridiculous but I was 20 and drunk and thought it was genius!

Best was a guy I met travelling. Thought about him for a very long time after!!

Special mention to the guy who I did not have sex with but was very enthusiastic about other bedroom activities due to his micropenis!

So many dreadful ones including, in no particular order:

1. split foreskin, bloodbath, horrified poor guy promptly left
2. unsightly huge tower of flesh that was so big, my vagina closed for business
3. a threesome where I preferred one guy over the other, it got so awkward
4. a not bad session but ruined half way through when I spotted his mate sat watching in the room next door (hadn't spotted the door open).
5. guy in a bedsit that seemed to keep mistaking the backdoor fot the front door.

He's the best! Still as funny! I kept hold of a good 'un!