To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

I was working in a bar at Christmas many years ago when I was 19 and we had a private party in from a premier league football club. One of the younger players stayed at the bar most of the night talking to me and ended up back at their hotel for an after party. Ended up in his room and after the deed was done, he told me he felt bad as he had a girlfriend and he then told me her name and went on about her and made me promise I wouldn’t tell anyone or sell a story. He then said I should go while it was still dark and gave me £20 for my taxi.

I was stood in the hotel car park at 4am waiting for it while he waved out the bedroom window and all the morning staff arriving for the breakfast shift were in no doubts why I was there and were giving me knowing looks.

every Saturday when the football was on tv and I saw him playing, I cringed a little.

The sex was unmemorable but his kissing technique was terrible, his tongue was like a mackerel darting in and out my mouth, there was no let up. it was a windy night and he had to leave because he was worried about his conservatory 😂.

The best, not a ons but a regular fwb. It was in the normal sense a relationship as we went on dates, enjoyed the same things, had numerous laughs which usually ended in sex but he didn't want a relationship, and me newly single didn't want one either. Although he was a commitment phobe he was perfect. This was 23 years ago and over the years our paths have occasionally crossed. He is still single and has never lived with anyone but oh I wish it could happen again.

Thank God no SM then!
For me def dodgy early 90s shenanigans- Didn’t have that many ONS and most not full sex as I was a good girl!
Best was hooking up w my friend’s friend when he came down to visit for the weekend. Fancied him in sight, he came back - unfortunately I’d come on unexpectedly so we couldn’t do full but I gave him a BJ! Would def have shagged him but a) was in b) no condoms in room.
Worst - bloke pushing head down for BJ / wasn’t gonna do that. Another Borderline coercive sex - these days it could be classed as rape but I don’t like to think that. It was supposed to be a date. I declined to see him again although he did call to ask me out again afterwards.
Met DH at 22 so didn’t have To go through more BS!

You haven't read the replies, have you?

Surely the sex would be underwhelming on a ONS?

Well there’s always room for improvement 🤪

I married young and ended up single in my 30s so decided to "have fun" as everyone suggested. Dating, sex, nightclubs. Met a lot of men and had a few ONS. None of them were any good, all crap in bed, most were boring and one got me pissed and had sex with me when I was out cold, leaving me bruised and confused in the morning. No idea if I was unlucky or what.

loving this thread 😂
worst one got a parking ticket outside my flat and made me pay for it!!
come to think of it don’t have any that could be classed as best.

Best was in the early eighties during my very brief marriage, 6ft 6in USAF policeman who carried my shopping home to my RAF married quarter flat. Although not sure it qualifies as I chased him subsequently & it was in the middle of the day! God that guy could make love! Think 19 times in one weekend was our record and still my personal best!

Worst was a guy that walked me home after the traditional RAF Thursday night bop, not sure that qualifies either as I grabbed his crotch during a stand up snog thumble, he obviously came and ran away!

Well ever relationship where you go to bed together on the first date.

My best was with a guy I felt completely in love with on holiday in my late teens. We had spent the holiday together and it was our last night.

Worst - probably with this guy I’d met that night it was in a room with my mate and his mate in the next bed also shagging - very grim.

Ooooh - I forgot to mention the man I refer to as the “champignon”

I jokingly refer to my DH as the worst one night stand ever - it’s been 25 years. (Or a one night stand fail).

Worst was probably not an uncommon story. I had been flirting with a guy from work, finally went on a date with him and he did things I didn’t want to do. And then I found out that he also lived with one of our supervisors. (And they weren’t flatmates.) Obviously I got myself a new job.

Worst: Guy who thought he was Christian Grey. Started ordering me around, calling me "Slut" and man-handling me. He was shocked to the core when I smacked him in the mouth. I gathered my things and left.

Worst/Best: He couldn't get an erection and I really couldn't be bothered. We realised we didn't fancy each other and ended up ordering a takeaway and watching a film. He became one of my best friends and still is.

Oh, god. You've reminded me of one I'd wiped from memory because it was so bad 😧 He lay on my back, shuffling. I had no idea what that was about, and couldn't get him interested in anything that might result in actual sex. I didn't feel I could chuck him out because my best friends had fixed us up.

I never let my friends arrange my dates again!

Best - genuinely great chemistry and he knew what he was doing. So good I made it a two night stand!

Worst - pressured me to do more than I wanted and then wouldn’t leave the next day! Had to enlist my flatmate to help him shove him out the door.

Drum up a bit of business

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I never understand how people have one night stands. No one has ever shown an interest in having one with me.

It's ok, body shamer, I don't drink and it's daytime where I am.

The absolute worst lasted genuinely 10 seconds. It was so awkward that I just asked him to leave. 🤷‍♀️

I can’t think of any particularly good ones but that one was awful!

Love this thread!

Best: Staying over in a village pub, I connected with a guy at the bar. First and only person to ever talk dirty to me that got me going. Dtd 5 times through the night. He really knew what he was doing. We had an amazing time. We had breakfast together, then he got on a plane to the Philippines.

Worst: Went out with a friend who was trying to cheer me up. Got pissed. Put my hand on a strangers knee at a shared table and within 10 mins we were snogging. I went back to his. He couldn't get hard as he'd had too much coke. I was polite about it and suggested we did other stuff. He went down on me. Not good.

In the morning, he couldn't remember my name, but wanted to swap phone numbers. I said I don't think so. In retaliation he said that I really needed to tidy up my pubes, as they were too long and I should get waxed or shave them off. I laughed in his face and got in my taxi.

@WheresThatCatGoneNow oh he gave me a run for my money lol.

Haven't thought about him in many years I have to say lol and im lying in bed here really annoyed I cant remember his name! It will come back to me but Im drawing a blank just now!

But yes. The sex was amazing!

I am a big dr who fan and at the time had a wardrobe in the shape and style of the tardis. Then she felt the 'strings' of my IUD freaked out asked what it was and I turned to her and in full impression "exterminate". She wasn't very bright, and may have been on something...

I'd love to meet him!

Worst one was what can only be described like the scene off the Inbetweenees where Will is laid on top of Charlotte and doing some sort of shuffling motion.