To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

Best ONS - my husband - we were supposed to “fuck it and fuck it off” as neither of us wanted a relationship

Worst ONS - the man who put his disgusting damp socks on my radiator and then miaowed at me

I had one where the guy moved like what I can only describe as an ironing board doing press ups. It was very odd. Shame coz he was Northern Irish and looked just like Eddie Kidd and had a sexy accent. But the press up motion just left me cold.

The last time I had a one night stand I ended up marrying him.

Breaking a VERY long sex drought. Over a decade. He was very good looking and I was looking forward to a proper seeing to.

We had gotten naked and I saw what was hanging between his legs - a very small penis.
I wasn’t actually sure he was inside me or not and, as I debated , in those ten seconds it was over.
Utterly gutted.

Worst was a lovely quiet good looking guy who I saw regularly in my local pub (this is 40 years ago!)
Brewers droop meant we never managed it
Best was a hanging from chandeliers moment - he ticked and touched every box and made me feel so special - we ended up staying together for quite a few years - the sex was always great but didn’t compensate for our incompatibility in other areas

How awful! Some of my sins as a younger woman:

• Not being ladylike. Fair cop, I accept that the women of the aristocracy may be more discreet about their sexual adventures. I don't know any well enough to ask.
• Cheapening myself. Okay: I wasn't for sale at any price.
• Giving away my value. My value doesn't reside in my vagina. Does yours?
• No decent man would want me. I wouldn't call a man decent if he thinks of sex as a favour women do for men, which has to be earned.
• The men wouldn't respect me. Experience tells me this was rarely the case. On occasions where it was a possibility, why should I care? I was never going to see them again; their opinions were irrelevant.
• Being loud. I am. Some people believe women should be quiet and demure. I don't believe there's any advantage in making oneself easy to ignore.
• Drinking, doing drugs. Great fun when indulged appropriately.
• Indiscriminate casual sex. Casual; not indiscriminate. Casual partners normally choose one another. Some people do engage in random sex with unchosen partners, but those are niche activities of which I have no experience.
• And so on. Whatever this is, I may have done it! Care to elaborate?

I have had loads of ONS and I only have one regret because it was with a friend, someone I really cared about as a friend but the sex was awful, just absolutely rubbish - no chemistry. And it did marr our friendship so it was stupid and pointless and I think we did it because we were bored and/or lonely?? Best is a hook up from a club in the 90's... Just a perfect kisser, an epic epic level of foreplay, peerless oral and finishing up with a really beautiful looking cock! He was generous and filthy with loads of very sexy dirty talking and we had a lovely time... It was a weekender so officially a two night stand but it went nowhere afterwards as I was in no shape to have a relationship, I'd had a recent breakup and was heartbroken and anyway was moving back to mainland Europe within days.. I would say it is one for the 'wank bank' but I'm sure the pearl clutchers would object but I have quite a lot of 'material' from the good old days and like I said, no regrets. I think I've been very lucky. Haha, I've just looked him up, he is a yoga teacher and still lovely looking man 😁

What is wrong with women doing one night stands? They don't have be held to a higher standard than men. Are we going backwards here?

😆 🤣 😂 😹 makes a change for it to be the woman who calls the shots. Good for you.

You sound classy, and like a real catch.

Sex is supposed to be a mutually enjoyable, shared and reciprocal activity. Abruptly quitting because the other party asked you to participate in something that's normally considered an enhancement to this activity is very bad manners.

If you and I were out for a curry and you suggested sharing a biryani, I'd tell you I don't enjoy that level of intensity but you're welcome to order it for yourself or share a different dish. I wouldn't go "Yuk!" and leg it out of the restaurant without another word.

I agree.
That's what you (not you personally, obviously) get when you encourage women to behave like ladettes, though.
Drinking, doing drugs and lots of indiscriminate casual sex and so on.

They use the language of the worst 'lads'.

He didn't owe you an apology, an explanation or an alternative sex act. He owed you precisely nothing.

"Specimen", fucking Hell!

You're bored on a Saturday night I see. You could go have fun, do something 'exciting', perhaps a ONS?!

Fair enough. Better that than being someone who calls the man they've been married to for decades a 'one night stand' in order to make themselves sound more exciting.

Which is how I perceive it to be.

Wheras It could be argued that you are being overly pedantic and mildly boring...

I agree it does not.

It can be argued that you are being overly picky, however, people who like to make out they've done 'naughty risky' things like ons when in fact the 'one night stand' is somebody they've got 2.4 kids with are mildly annoying.

My brother is married too to his 'one night stand'. Went home together, said bye in the morning and never expected to see her again - she thought the same, she had no intention of meeting him again (she told me!). Fast forward a few months they bumped into each other at a party and got chatting, met for a date later on and actually got on really well.

Yeah, I'd class that as a ONS too as the intention originally was just that.

I know!!!

one guy who asked me if he had cum… he was wearing a condom

!!! 🙄🤔😂 @sammylady37

Best - met a guy in a club, brought him home, he went down me for ages, didn't expect anything in return. I was a mess at the time though so never called him back.

Worst- either the colleague I flirted with for 2 years who turned out to be rubbish in bed or the guy who shaved his whole body and looked like a baby with a beard.

Worst:
a few contenders, one guy who asked me if he had cum… he was wearing a condom, I’m not sure how he thought I’d know if he didn’t. Another who was just awkward and dull. Another guy I had met on a hook up site, we’d already met for lunch and after that planned a hook-up night. He got to the hotel first and checked in. Turns out he’d brought Tupperware boxes of chopped fruit, the boxes lined with kitchen paper, and the fruit all neatly chopped… I got the ick massively.

Best was one of two guys, one who was a blind date my friend set me up on. I was experiencing a serious sex drought (6 years!) and went on the date without hope or expectation, for a variety of reasons. Turned out to be wild, passionate sex. Another time, I had a planned ONS with a guy I’d met on a fetish site. He was based in the U.K. and I’m not, so when we initially started chatting it was just nice to chat to someone who shared a fairly niche kink interest, and I never anticipated we’d ever meet. 12 months later, we were still chatting regularly, so in a moment of madness I booked flights to go over to see him and indulge our mutual kink. And glory be, it was magnificent. The most erotic, filthy, thrilling, incredible encounter I’ve ever had. If only he lived nearer!

Best I've had two.

One a lad I met on holiday age 22 in a club. It was never going to be anything else but we had met several times amongst our groups of friends and decided to spend the night together knowing how it would end. Explored the beaches as the sun was coming up. Probably my best experience to date.

The other was someone I knew well and we spent a lot of nights out together as friends, always with an attraction. We walked home one night and stopped off on the way. Nothing changed in our friendship.

Worst was someone who I expected to be much better then he was. He talked the talk but absolutely could not walk the walk.

Oh ok. I get it. I had visions of him getting in all sorts of weird positions or going.about things as if he was mending a car engine or something. 😃