To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

His mum then called up and asked if we wanted a cuppa.

The neighbours must be wondering what's made me laugh so loud!

Had a ONS with a guy who would meet the medical definition of a micropenis.
I think I was his first.
He wanted a repeat, and I said no. He got really aggressive via texts etc.

Only had one.
I remember 'seeing Men behaving badly' come onto his tv in his room after the deed only to realise that my ONS looked just like Gary (Martin Clunes). His mum then called up and asked if we wanted a cuppa. Just yuck, all of it!

Brilliant wasn’t it -we owned it all -the good the bad and the ugly!

And no photographic /SM evidence of any of it - the best bit!

Best: Met at a work party. Instant connection, a whole four hours of anticipation, we both seemed to know what the other wanted in bed. Tried to make a relationship out of it but we were on different pathways.

I met up with him years afterwards. He was married. He suggested a revisit: I sad no. That finally cured me of thinking he was the one that got away!

Another best: Believe it or not, I picked him up in the street. Absolutely crazy sex but he was a nutter. Worth it for a couple of weeks, though.

Worst: Several contenders from student days. One was a beautiful man, very popular, nice person. Not very good at sex and he snored so loudly that I left in the middle of the night - he was offended. Another one I only remember because it was over in a couple of minutes. I chucked him out of my room.

I have terminated proceedings and gone home a few times, always due to porn-related behaviour. Can't remember their names, where they lived or what they looked like, only that I was rather proud of myself.

Saddest: a man I was hoping might become a relationship. Turned out he had a tiny penis and I couldn't find a way to cope. Sorry, David, you really are a lovely person!

I’ve never had a bad one. I loved my carefree years. Don’t get me wrong, I love my life now, but I don’t regret anything. I had so much fun.

2 rubbish ones neither could get hard.

best one turned into a weekend of sex. 19 times in less than 48 hours. And it was good too.

@FKAT, you have summed up the 90s for me. Amazing (and different) times.....

I’m not sure why having a shower would be weird? ONS can go back to your house or you to theirs- as you take your clothes off you can suggest a shower? If you were concerned about hygiene that is… though I’d imagine when you’re kissing and getting frisky with someone you tend to get an idea of how fresh they are and if they weren’t you’d not end up having a ONS as they’d smell!!

No, it means you only spent one night together.

Two memorable terrible ones

The one where I randomly bled everywhere and it looked like we were lying in a blood bath

And the one where he gave me headlice!

Worst, was so drunk, I fell asleep during it, and woke up to him saying "I've taken my penis out, because you don't appear to be awake" needless to say, I hottailed it out of there.

Best, he's now my husband!

I have very good memories of that night too (with my now DH).

I kind of dread my future Grand Kids/Great Grand Kids doing a millennium project at school for history class and being told to interview their elders.

I have a fear of slightly demented me in the care home retelling a very elaborate tale of shagging each others brains out as the bells chimed 😆.

Doesn't it mean that you sleep together the first time you meet?

I've never had one; I need an emotional connection so it's not for me. Each to their own and all that.

Yeah that would work. 'Hey random hook up, let's head to the bathroom and get in the shower together and you can watch me scrub my muff and retrieve the long head hairs that have migrated to my arse crack'.

That wouldn't be weird at all.....

Worst: I told her I had a tampon in. She forgot. The results were painful.

Best: Got my bracelet caught in her belly-button piercing. We dissolved into giggles and took about ten minutes to untangle ourselves, but still had a great night!

If you kept him (good for you), he's not a one-night stand, surely? On that basis, every relationship would be a one-night stand, including those that last sixty years.