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Theme parks are ruined if you don't pay for a fast pass?

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Twoweeksinaugust · 09/08/2026 14:33

AIBU to think it's hardly worth even going to a theme park on a sunny day unless you want to pay the £300 extra for a fast pass?
The queues are absolutely awful, and it's very hard for the dc to understand that although it looks like we'll be on the next turn, a dozen people come through woth a fast pass and teh queue doesn't move at all.
It just feels beyond the reach of a normal (but expensive) day out, and is now in the realms of a once every two years thing if you want to buy the passes?

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DonaldWheresMaTweezers · 09/08/2026 18:40

the80sweregreat · 09/08/2026 18:32

Defo and they get away with it.

They do, because people are prepared to buy them.

Some people are wealthy enough not to notice the expense.
Some people are prepared to save, or sacrifice other leisure activities to buy fast passes.

Personally, I stopped going to theme parks when fast passes became a thing. I don't mind queuing if the queue is moving steadily, but standing still in the queue while fast-trackers go to the front of it (excepting for disabled access) - nope - and I'm certainly not spending my hard-earned on fast passes when the ordinary entrance fees aren't exactly minimal.

XenoBitch · 09/08/2026 18:34

Illbethereinaminute · 09/08/2026 18:31

Wow I don't remember any of that. I do remember walking back onto Nemesis for a second go once.

We used to go for 2 days though so maybe that's the secret to going during peak time.

Nemesis always had multi hour queues when I went. Oblivion and the Black Hole (that is going back some as it is no longer there.. Smiler in its place now), you could go on, and run back round the line and go straight back on.

the80sweregreat · 09/08/2026 18:32

DonaldWheresMaTweezers · 09/08/2026 18:30

Theme park operators have found a way to monetise queuing, absolutely zero incentive for them to do anything to reduce the queues, because while people are buying fast passes, they're laughing all the way to the bank.

Defo and they get away with it.

Illbethereinaminute · 09/08/2026 18:31

Yetanotherone12 · 09/08/2026 16:50

i dunno, I remember Alton towers and “the corkscrew” being a big deal, you thought yourself lucky if the queue was under 3 hours.

Wow I don't remember any of that. I do remember walking back onto Nemesis for a second go once.

We used to go for 2 days though so maybe that's the secret to going during peak time.

DonaldWheresMaTweezers · 09/08/2026 18:30

Theme park operators have found a way to monetise queuing, absolutely zero incentive for them to do anything to reduce the queues, because while people are buying fast passes, they're laughing all the way to the bank.

Itchysidefoot · 09/08/2026 18:26

Vinvertebrate · 09/08/2026 18:18

Not for us - had to send EHCP and get a GP letter (as well as DLA evidence) so it was a major faff.

if I’d known, I would have just bought fast passes (and probably will next time). At least I can use the fast passes while I wait for the RAP slot.

How odd. Not what the website says at all

Vinvertebrate · 09/08/2026 18:18

Itchysidefoot · 09/08/2026 17:55

You do not have to send loads of info to nimbus!!

literally one document with proof of receipt of PIP or DLA etc

Not for us - had to send EHCP and get a GP letter (as well as DLA evidence) so it was a major faff.

if I’d known, I would have just bought fast passes (and probably will next time). At least I can use the fast passes while I wait for the RAP slot.

the80sweregreat · 09/08/2026 18:11

lets face it, the majority of things like this are better in Europe, not sure why or if people demand better , but it seems we have all sleep walked into expecting bad service and treatment and nobody has stopped the rot have they.

Itchysidefoot · 09/08/2026 18:10

MandemChickenShop · 09/08/2026 18:09

Land in the UK is five times more expensive than in Germany

Edited

Added to which, Germany is just a teeny tiny bit bigger than the UK

Binnyforthewin · 09/08/2026 18:10

dreamiesformolly · 09/08/2026 17:50

And it never occurs to you to question this ?

If you're questioning that then going to worship at the cathedral of capitalism is probably not for you!

MandemChickenShop · 09/08/2026 18:09

Mapletreelane · 09/08/2026 15:08

UK Theme Parks are absolutely rubbish, been so disappointing to see Alton Towers run into the ground over the past 30 years. Long queues, rides breaking down, theming is terrible, food and drink options are shocking. I can just about tolerate it on an inset day.

We have visited a few European parks and they are worlds away...amazing theming, so many places to eat and drink reasonably. Loads of little fun filler rides. So mych cleaner! We went to europa park in peak August season in 35 degree heat. Was so shady, ice cream stands all around and about 3 euros for a cone and the longest queue for a big ride (silver star) was 40 mins. Highly recommend Europa Park, Phantasialand and Hansa park in Germany, Plopsaland in Belgium and liseberg in Sweden .

When you compare them to how Merlin runs Alton Towers and Thorpe park it is worlds away and I can't understand why Merlin cannot run them in the same way.

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Land in the UK is five times more expensive than in Germany

the80sweregreat · 09/08/2026 18:07

Two and a half hours is a joke isn’t it.
It’s sad there isn’t a better way of doing all of it, but it sounds like it’s also crowd control too.

Katemax82 · 09/08/2026 18:04

My husband and daughter waited 2 1/2 hours to go on the vampire at Chessington 2 years ago. Never going back

TeaAndALittlePeace · 09/08/2026 18:00

The last time I ever visited a theme park was when I was a teenager, and I so t be going again because if the queues are so long you need to spend £300 on a ‘fast pass’, then frankly it’s not worth it 🙄

Cooshawn · 09/08/2026 17:57

BillieWiper · 09/08/2026 16:24

Why can't they all just have virtual queues. Like you can log into a ride and then you are allocated a slot. Your phone alerts you within a certain number of minutes to tell you when to make your way to that ride and queue. If you fail to do so and miss slot then you must go back to ride to sign in again.

Unless they profit from having people lingering around in queues? But they can't buy anything if they're in a line.

Surely it's better to maximize the time people are able to purchase things like snacks etc by reducing the amount of time they spend idle but waiting in a long line.

Its part of people management. Removing all physical queues when the park is busy would make all services overwhelmed.

Itchysidefoot · 09/08/2026 17:56

dreamiesformolly · 09/08/2026 17:50

And it never occurs to you to question this ?

what question capitalism?

um no.

XenoBitch · 09/08/2026 17:55

I used to go to Alton Towers a couple of times a year. Never in the school holiday (I have no kids).
Then we started going to Scarefest, and fast passes were essential. The park was heaving. 3 hour queues not unusual at all.
We always stayed in the hotel, and you would get an hour long fast pass for any ride during the first hour that the park was open. The trouble was, you had to run to it, because that hour would be spent waiting to get on the monorail.

Itchysidefoot · 09/08/2026 17:55

Vinvertebrate · 09/08/2026 17:18

Yes, I’ve got that too, but I still think the process is a huge faff. You have to send loads of information to Nimbus, wait for them to issue the Nimbus card and send it in the post. Then back to Legoland website to try to coordinate RAP availability on the same days as a hotel booking. (We live too far away to do it in a day!)

I must admit I’ve never used Nimbus for anything else, but it takes a fair bit of commitment to use it for a RAP at Legoland, so I tend to think that means most using it are genuine!

We’re off to Billund soon and they have a combination of “extra consideration” wristbands and sunflower lanyards. It will be interesting to see how it compares to Windsor.

You do not have to send loads of info to nimbus!!

literally one document with proof of receipt of PIP or DLA etc

Iloveeverycat · 09/08/2026 17:51

I have 3 near me have never been

the80sweregreat · 09/08/2026 17:51

Shareholders come first ! It’s always the same isn’t it.

IJustMight · 09/08/2026 17:51

Roulette29 · 09/08/2026 14:42

You are overdramatic. Do some planning, watch the queues on the apps and watch some shows when it’s busy. Or don’t go in August. Nobody is forced go on the weekend in the summer holidays.
recently went to Legoland, managed 8 rides, max time queued was 40mins.

8 rides x a generous 5 minutes per ride is 40 minutes of ride time. The rest of your entire day walking/queueing/spending money while managing children's disappointment about waiting waiting waiting ... doesn't seem worth it tbh

dreamiesformolly · 09/08/2026 17:50

Itchysidefoot · 09/08/2026 14:34

That’s life I’m afraid. Money gets you places!

And it never occurs to you to question this ?

Mooselander · 09/08/2026 17:46

Roulette29 · 09/08/2026 14:42

You are overdramatic. Do some planning, watch the queues on the apps and watch some shows when it’s busy. Or don’t go in August. Nobody is forced go on the weekend in the summer holidays.
recently went to Legoland, managed 8 rides, max time queued was 40mins.

Absolutely this. If you just blindly turn up with no planning or research that’s on you. We never have an issue and never buy fast passes.

1stWorldProblems · 09/08/2026 17:46

Firstly I'm another big fan of Paulton's Park - clean, well themed, no fast passes but they keep their queues to a reasonable length - whenever we've been (used to have a season ticket when the kids were small) we've always managed to go on all the rides at least once. Top tip is to go to the Peppa Pig later in the day as the majority of users are toddlers and run out of steam by about 3pm.

My other tip would be to wait til the children are old enough to queue whilst scrolling their phones. We've just come back from Florida (where theme park numbers are admittedly down this summer due to Trump & higher fuel prices). We didn't get fast passes but instead used the Single Rider queues - it cut the wait from from over an hour to about 15 mins. You're mainly screaming on a ride so we didn't feel we needed to be sitting next to each other.

ApplePieCinamon · 09/08/2026 17:45

Moveoverdarlin · 09/08/2026 16:31

When we went to Disneyland Paris I thought who in their right mind would pay £400 for a fast track pass? But fuck me, never again.

You would get to see so much more. Hours were spent in some queues.

We actually did this. It was buying the fast pass factored in or not going at all. There was absolutely no way I was standing around in the blazing heat or freezing cold for 45mins for a 2 minute ride, let alone my toddler. We got to do everything we wanted in one day. And spent the other 2 days being so very relaxed and doing rides if the queues were very short. We were able to do shows and other
stuff at leisure.
I really think the parks are just insanely over capacity. Magic hour is also such a con. It is heaving in the morning.

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