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Has anyone else seen the "Butt Face Chester Cheeks" toy at Smyths? Surely this isn't right for 4-year-olds?!

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PaperClips007 · 08/08/2026 13:15

Hi everyone,
I recently saw an Instagram clip talking about a controversial new toy, and I honestly couldn't believe it was real. I decided to check my local Smyths to see if it was actually on sale here in the UK, and to my absolute horror, it was right there on the shelves.
The toy is called "Butt Face: Chester Cheeks" (by Goliath Games) and it is aimed at children aged 4 and up.
I’ve added some pictures below, but essentially, it’s a plastic face shaped like a pair of naked buttocks, and the whole premise of the toy involves children squeezing and spreading the cheeks.
Am I being completely unreasonable, or is this incredibly inappropriate for early years? Children learn through play, and at age 4, they are just starting to grasp vital concepts like body safety, personal boundaries, and consent. Normalising this kind of interaction under the guise of "cheeky humour" feels entirely wrong and confusing for toddlers.
I know that major Australian retailers like Big W have already pulled this toy from their shelves after a massive backlash from parents and child safety experts, yet Smyths (and a few other UK retailers) are still selling it.
I've already sent a formal complaint to Smyths customer service asking them to review it. Has anyone else spotted this, or does anyone else feel the same way? If you want to complain too, you can contact them through the Smyths Toys Support Portal.
Would love to hear your thoughts.

Has anyone else seen the "Butt Face Chester Cheeks" toy at Smyths? Surely this isn't right for 4-year-olds?!
Has anyone else seen the "Butt Face Chester Cheeks" toy at Smyths? Surely this isn't right for 4-year-olds?!
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Oliwiaa · 08/08/2026 18:53

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 08/08/2026 18:46

I’m sure my Gdcs (esp. the 6 and 10 year olds) would find it hilarious. If there was one that made a fart noise too, even better.

Would they though?
I can see a 6 year old maybe enjoying a momentary rush of it being naughty/rude to play with a bum, but I can't imagine a 10 year old wanting to play with this?

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 08/08/2026 18:46

I’m sure my Gdcs (esp. the 6 and 10 year olds) would find it hilarious. If there was one that made a fart noise too, even better.

Oliwiaa · 08/08/2026 18:45

Weird as fuck.

Who is buying this for their kids?

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 18:42

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 17:58

Aw, how adorable. Getting young children involved in sexytime play under the guise of puerile childish hilarity. Quite smart of them really.

What's next? Giant foam penii to battle with? Press the rubber clit to play a different tune each time? 🙄

Gotta love sexualisation with a handy 'get out' if anyone dares to object.

Only someone with a really twisted mind would make that connection.

5128gap · 08/08/2026 18:15

Is it aimed at 4+, or is 4+ the safety guidance? I tend to think the age on a toy is for physical safety issues, small parts etc and that it's up to the buyer to decide if a toy is suitable in other regards for their child's age or not.

Portmore · 08/08/2026 18:13

They're obsessed with bums & toilets at that age anyway. They can't go through a play time without laughing about both

It's really Important to talk about boundaries/private parts anyway at that age & would be old enough to understand bums are private

StressyMcStressFace · 08/08/2026 18:11

I'm not sure if I really want to know but what does it actually do???

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 17:58

Aw, how adorable. Getting young children involved in sexytime play under the guise of puerile childish hilarity. Quite smart of them really.

What's next? Giant foam penii to battle with? Press the rubber clit to play a different tune each time? 🙄

Gotta love sexualisation with a handy 'get out' if anyone dares to object.

BillieWiper · 08/08/2026 17:51

MyDarlingRose · 08/08/2026 16:58

Because when an adult then touches their bum and tells them they’re just playing like with the toy they’ll think it’s normal. Rather than assault.

Gawd I didn't think of that! I can see what you mean now.

WerewolfOfLoudon · 08/08/2026 17:30

It's not a bum though, it's a "butt face".

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 17:24

MyDarlingRose · 08/08/2026 16:58

Because when an adult then touches their bum and tells them they’re just playing like with the toy they’ll think it’s normal. Rather than assault.

Only if parents don't teach their kids the difference between, y'know, a plastic toy and real life.

Notmycircusnotmyotter · 08/08/2026 17:23

Do the people who think it's going to encourage inappropriate touching also think Whack-a-mole encourages kids to beat wildlife?

as a parent I tend to, well, talk to my children?

UniquePinkSwan · 08/08/2026 17:21

Screamingabdabz · 08/08/2026 14:28

More of the earth’s precious resources going on a 5 min wonder and then straight to landfill. 😔

🙄

NoisyMonster678 · 08/08/2026 17:09

Urghhhhh its gross.
Bringing up my bagel.

ComtesseDeSpair · 08/08/2026 16:59

MrsShawnHatosy · 08/08/2026 16:35

Does it fart when you squeeze the cheeks? If not I would find it very disappointing.

It’s your lucky day: “Press down on the head for hilarious jiggle wiggles and fart tunes.”

MyDarlingRose · 08/08/2026 16:58

BillieWiper · 08/08/2026 14:55

I don't see the issue? I mean it's tacky. And ugly.

But children find bums funny. Obviously they don't see them in a sexual way.
Bums, farts, poo etc are amusing to small kids. It's part of their development and understanding of the human body. In an age appropriate way.

Not saying I like this toy. But I can't see how it could be harmful.

Because when an adult then touches their bum and tells them they’re just playing like with the toy they’ll think it’s normal. Rather than assault.

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 16:45

I mean, it's not tasteful but 4 year old boys aren't generally into tasteful things 😂

Boomer55 · 08/08/2026 16:38

Tacky, but kids of a certain age will love them.

MrsShawnHatosy · 08/08/2026 16:35

Does it fart when you squeeze the cheeks? If not I would find it very disappointing.

AndSomeForFancyDress · 08/08/2026 16:15

"But children find bums funny."

I find bums funny and I'm a lot older than 7.

katmarie · 08/08/2026 15:03

My 8yo saw it and wanted it, thought it was hilarious. I said a firm no way, unfunny and likely to be very irritating. But 8yo a do thing bums are hilarious, so I can see where this has come from.

Fivebyfive2 · 08/08/2026 15:00

CoupDeToe · 08/08/2026 13:47

It's distasteful but I am pretty sure by 7-year-old would desperately want it and find it hilarious if he knew it existed

This is exactly what I thought when I saw it 😬🤣

Also, if I'm really honest, if it had been around when I was that age, me and my brother would also have found it hilarious.

BillieWiper · 08/08/2026 14:55

I don't see the issue? I mean it's tacky. And ugly.

But children find bums funny. Obviously they don't see them in a sexual way.
Bums, farts, poo etc are amusing to small kids. It's part of their development and understanding of the human body. In an age appropriate way.

Not saying I like this toy. But I can't see how it could be harmful.

FoulWrinkledWitch · 08/08/2026 14:52

Really inappropriate. Breaking down boundaries In children and teaching them it’s ok to touch parts of the body they should be learning not to touch, and not to allow anyone else to touch them. Of course they would think it’s funny because they know it’s naughty/wrong, ie they shouldn’t be doing it.

Screamingabdabz · 08/08/2026 14:28

More of the earth’s precious resources going on a 5 min wonder and then straight to landfill. 😔