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Has anyone else seen the "Butt Face Chester Cheeks" toy at Smyths? Surely this isn't right for 4-year-olds?!

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PaperClips007 · 08/08/2026 13:15

Hi everyone,
I recently saw an Instagram clip talking about a controversial new toy, and I honestly couldn't believe it was real. I decided to check my local Smyths to see if it was actually on sale here in the UK, and to my absolute horror, it was right there on the shelves.
The toy is called "Butt Face: Chester Cheeks" (by Goliath Games) and it is aimed at children aged 4 and up.
I’ve added some pictures below, but essentially, it’s a plastic face shaped like a pair of naked buttocks, and the whole premise of the toy involves children squeezing and spreading the cheeks.
Am I being completely unreasonable, or is this incredibly inappropriate for early years? Children learn through play, and at age 4, they are just starting to grasp vital concepts like body safety, personal boundaries, and consent. Normalising this kind of interaction under the guise of "cheeky humour" feels entirely wrong and confusing for toddlers.
I know that major Australian retailers like Big W have already pulled this toy from their shelves after a massive backlash from parents and child safety experts, yet Smyths (and a few other UK retailers) are still selling it.
I've already sent a formal complaint to Smyths customer service asking them to review it. Has anyone else spotted this, or does anyone else feel the same way? If you want to complain too, you can contact them through the Smyths Toys Support Portal.
Would love to hear your thoughts.

Has anyone else seen the "Butt Face Chester Cheeks" toy at Smyths? Surely this isn't right for 4-year-olds?!
Has anyone else seen the "Butt Face Chester Cheeks" toy at Smyths? Surely this isn't right for 4-year-olds?!
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DMC1976 · 05/09/2026 14:42

This is just stealth sexualisation of kids getting you boys used to playing with backsides , very sinister , theres also a a toy called squishy tushy for girls , these things wouldnt look out of place in a sex shop . They would not let me upload the image on here because it was a sensitive image and its sold as a toy !!!

OneCalmQuail · 12/08/2026 14:55

This is a petition to try to get it removed from shelves if you want to sign
c.org/YQHNC2jXS9

notanoccultexpert · 11/08/2026 09:46

DNLove · 11/08/2026 08:51

The problem is the real people out there with a twists mind.
Also why is there an adult male advertising it. If it's so funny for kids why isn't the imagery of kids play and laughing at the toy. It's a paedos dream.

would you say the same about a barbie doll? That an adult could use it as a 'look, its normal to take your clothes off' - way? Its a toy! A weird one, but then, young boys have weird humour :/

LilyOfTheValley25 · 11/08/2026 09:19

DNLove · 11/08/2026 08:51

The problem is the real people out there with a twists mind.
Also why is there an adult male advertising it. If it's so funny for kids why isn't the imagery of kids play and laughing at the toy. It's a paedos dream.

It's a group of kids in tbe advert pranking an angry teacher

DNLove · 11/08/2026 08:51

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 18:42

Only someone with a really twisted mind would make that connection.

The problem is the real people out there with a twists mind.
Also why is there an adult male advertising it. If it's so funny for kids why isn't the imagery of kids play and laughing at the toy. It's a paedos dream.

DNLove · 11/08/2026 08:48

It's an absolutely disgusting toy, fart noises I get are fun, but normalizing butt play is not ok. Pervy "uncle" Joe "let's play chester butt face" but on kids actual butt. Kid thinks it's a game. What next "Vera Vag" let's stick things in the hole and queff.

vodkaredbullgirl · 09/08/2026 15:29

FIoorboard · 09/08/2026 14:53

Awful
Looks like a sex toy

??

Thinking What GIF
FIoorboard · 09/08/2026 14:53

Awful
Looks like a sex toy

Bleachedjeans · 09/08/2026 14:51

My 4 year old grandson loves the game Windy Knickers. He thinks it’s hilarious.

Oliwiaa · 09/08/2026 11:50

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 09/08/2026 09:15

What kids toys can you think of that aren't "disposable plastic tat"?

I have loads of stuff like lego, playmobil, sylvanians, train tracks, marble runs that have been played with for years/generations.
Nothing like a £25 toy bum that would be 'played with' for about 2 mins on Christmas day and then binned by Easter.

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 09/08/2026 09:15

saltyseaswimmer · 08/08/2026 21:44

But the world is burning - why do you want to fill a stocking with disposable plastic tat. I’d rather our kids have a world to laugh in when they are older

What kids toys can you think of that aren't "disposable plastic tat"?

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 09/08/2026 09:14

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 21:10

Give over. It's the sexualisation of everything and people are too accepting of it. Kids should be encouraged to play with proper toys not puerile shit like this.

Oh, go and touch some grass.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 09/08/2026 09:14

saltyseaswimmer · 08/08/2026 21:44

But the world is burning - why do you want to fill a stocking with disposable plastic tat. I’d rather our kids have a world to laugh in when they are older

There’s an awful lot more plastic in Lego…

ClassActress · 08/08/2026 21:57

This is the worst thing I’ve seen since that big sausage you have to vigorously shake back and forth.

GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut · 08/08/2026 21:51

I've just tried to find a video of it in use to see how it is played with and what it does and came across this video ad for a 'ninja' variant called Kung Pu, which I think is even more problematic. It's not just me is it, this is not ok?! https://youtube.com/shorts/hdefMTQtZY8?feature=shared

Before you continue to YouTube

https://youtube.com/shorts/hdefMTQtZY8?feature=shared

saltyseaswimmer · 08/08/2026 21:44

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 08/08/2026 20:02

You haven’t met my grandson…

Yes, he loves Lego and Pokémon and goodness knows what, but a bum would be a very popular stocking filler…

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But the world is burning - why do you want to fill a stocking with disposable plastic tat. I’d rather our kids have a world to laugh in when they are older

Boreded · 08/08/2026 21:38

I’m 39, I saw it in Smyths yesterday, gave my husband a look that said ‘what the actual F is this’…then squeezed the cheeks and had a good laugh.

probably not appropriate, but made me giggle

Sherararara · 08/08/2026 21:35

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 21:32

No.

Ok if you feel so strongly go and complain.

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 21:32

Sherararara · 08/08/2026 21:31

Get a grip fgs

No.

Sherararara · 08/08/2026 21:31

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 17:58

Aw, how adorable. Getting young children involved in sexytime play under the guise of puerile childish hilarity. Quite smart of them really.

What's next? Giant foam penii to battle with? Press the rubber clit to play a different tune each time? 🙄

Gotta love sexualisation with a handy 'get out' if anyone dares to object.

Get a grip fgs

smallglassbottle · 08/08/2026 21:10

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 18:42

Only someone with a really twisted mind would make that connection.

Give over. It's the sexualisation of everything and people are too accepting of it. Kids should be encouraged to play with proper toys not puerile shit like this.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 08/08/2026 20:02

Oliwiaa · 08/08/2026 18:53

Would they though?
I can see a 6 year old maybe enjoying a momentary rush of it being naughty/rude to play with a bum, but I can't imagine a 10 year old wanting to play with this?

You haven’t met my grandson…

Yes, he loves Lego and Pokémon and goodness knows what, but a bum would be a very popular stocking filler…

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 19:07

Oliwiaa · 08/08/2026 19:06

I just haven't met any 10 year old boys who would want to play with a bum.
A fart noise is funny for a couple of minutes maybe, but 10 year olds want Nintendos and lego sets and nerf guns not to fiddle with squeezy bums.
I just can't see the market for this, it's so weird.

Okay? Not all kids like all toys. it's not a big deal.

Oliwiaa · 08/08/2026 19:06

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 18:59

10 year old boys love farts and anything gross.

I just haven't met any 10 year old boys who would want to play with a bum.
A fart noise is funny for a couple of minutes maybe, but 10 year olds want Nintendos and lego sets and nerf guns not to fiddle with squeezy bums.
I just can't see the market for this, it's so weird.

timtamsarebetterthanpenguins · 08/08/2026 18:59

Oliwiaa · 08/08/2026 18:53

Would they though?
I can see a 6 year old maybe enjoying a momentary rush of it being naughty/rude to play with a bum, but I can't imagine a 10 year old wanting to play with this?

10 year old boys love farts and anything gross.