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Who is your unusual crush?

547 replies

Chefpig · 02/08/2026 12:06

Who do you find attractive but they're perhaps not attractive in a conventional way?

I'll start with David Baddiel. Something about him. His facial hair is sexy. He did a series cycling round France with Hugh Dennis (who I also have a crush on) and the pair of them were a joy to watch. Witty and intelligent. He's also fiercely proud of his Jewish heritage.

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Abhannmor · 03/08/2026 21:47

Well , if you crushed on Troy Tempest or Postman Pat , you can come out of hiding now - because there's people here who fancy Laurence Fox !

paddleboardingmum · 03/08/2026 21:35

Ed Conway

AutismMum2017 · 03/08/2026 21:30

TheNinkyNonkyIsATardis · 03/08/2026 19:30

He's the voice of Flop in Bing. What if he used his Flop voice during sex?

It was a no from me before you said that! Now it’s a hell no! 🤣🤣

imagine if he said ‘coming Bing’ 🤣🤣

Mrstawnyowl · 03/08/2026 20:56

I used to have a thing for Jimmy Nail and Reece Shearsmith.

TheBayHorse · 03/08/2026 20:38

Some of these aren't remotely unusual. Chris Packham, Tom Burke and Patrick Grant are conventionally good looking. I've met Patrick Grant and he was lovely.

For me - John McEnroe and Jarvis Cocker because of their accents. Jarvis is also the coolest man on Earth. I get the Portillo love as well.

hellosally · 03/08/2026 20:31

King Charles
Nick Ferrari
Jonathan Aitken

all really eloquent and charming!

LuckyManifestations · 03/08/2026 20:06

Nicole Da Silva
Alan Carr
Kevin Duala

dogsarebetterthanppl · 03/08/2026 20:04

kelvin fletcher (and it’s usually “pretty” guys i like)

Katigee410 · 03/08/2026 19:47

Matt tebbut from Saturday kitchen. Just something about him. He can mix my batter anytime

upupandaway45 · 03/08/2026 19:42

Ralph Fiennes

Lalgarh · 03/08/2026 19:34

Apropos nothing, spotted in the shops: Best of Jackie magazine.

I actually paged through it to find evidence of Avant Garde musical oddball Scott Walker in his teen heart throb phase from a 1967 issue

Who is your unusual crush?
Who is your unusual crush?
TheNinkyNonkyIsATardis · 03/08/2026 19:30

MrsBucketHat · 02/08/2026 20:29

He’s gorgeous!!

He's the voice of Flop in Bing. What if he used his Flop voice during sex?

cornflakecrunchie · 03/08/2026 19:30

Rupert Everett used to be gorgeous.. alas I was the wrong sex for him! Sam Elliot was lush too. I am going back a few years, I'm getting on a bit!

JesseDavisGonnaHangOnInThereNSoul · 03/08/2026 19:29

Lalgarh · 03/08/2026 19:13

Dennis Healey I would have

If his eyebrows were anything to go by
Imagine the state of the downstairs hair?
Actually I've made myself feel ill.🦣
The hairiest beastie I could find.

Lalgarh · 03/08/2026 19:13

MrsHaroldWilson · 02/08/2026 17:39

^^. 😍

Dennis Healey I would have

Alwayswonderedwhy · 03/08/2026 18:47

Guy Martin. I like a scruffy northerner.

cornflakecrunchie · 03/08/2026 18:19

@Chefpig Kinda like 'tea shuck'. Prime Minister of Ireland.

Chefpig · 03/08/2026 18:06

What's a Taoiseach and how is it pronounced?

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WitchayWoman · 03/08/2026 18:01

Simon Harris, the former Irish Taoiseach. I'm not Irish and don't follow their politics. I have no idea if he was at all decent as a leader (I suspect not as he didn't hold the position for very long), but he is very cute.

Nayib Bukele is also quite handsome.

sunshinesuperwomsn · 03/08/2026 17:58

Sean Bean

sunshinesuperwomsn · 03/08/2026 17:58

Viktor Orban

Mimilamore · 03/08/2026 17:54

Jarvis Cocker
Aldo Kane

wanttokickoffbutcant · 03/08/2026 17:41

strawberryshortcake1 · 02/08/2026 16:55

Mark Rylance.

Totally

JesseDavisGonnaHangOnInThereNSoul · 03/08/2026 17:26

@Sweetpea333 Harold from Steptoe and son was a standout
And that coming from someone who fancied the lady from the "what is he doing with those candle sticks"70s public info film