Greenery on things where it doesnt belong
Ordered baked beans on toast (we'll come back to that) today.
Came with a clump of greenery on top. Salad garni.
What person in their right mind does this?
And OF COURSE it was bloody sourdough. Because NO other bread exists these days. And it was not toasted. It was barely within sight of the toaster I reckon
So it turns up with its green clump and then, to make matters much worse, it came with some butter pats but THE BEANS WERE ALREADY ON THE UNTOASTED TOAST.
So I scraped off my beans to try to spread the butter but of course this was a wasted effort because the butter wouldnt adhere to the untoasted toast due to the bean juice so I ended up just smearing it around while it stuck to my knife.
Anyway back to the greenery. I cant tell you how many bits of rocket have gone flying down the road before when served atop something, because of course a bit of wind will pick up salad and send it flying into the face of an unsuspecting pedestrian.
And dont get me started on bloody pea shoots.
#endgreeneryoverload
YANBU - Garnishing perfectly adequate meals with frilly extras is a performative nonsense to make something out of nothing
YABU - I really like bits of salad on top of a full English and you're only posting this because your OH has the football on anyway and you're bored.