I am a DILF | Mumsnet

Nonameeo · 2026-04-10T19:41:39+00:00

Words just uttered from DPs mouth whilst sitting on the sofa 😂

Laiste · 13/04/2026 11:58

MutherTrucker · 12/04/2026 21:47

has anyone called 111 yet?

yep get it logged

Arlanymor · 13/04/2026 11:51

IdaGlossop · 11/04/2026 15:56

D'Annunzio is said to have actually done this so it is possible...

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And Prince apparently did too!

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Nonameeo · 12/04/2026 23:56

MutherTrucker · 12/04/2026 21:49

He thinks he’s hot. Good for him for the self esteem. I hope you also think you’re a milf.

Of course! I tell you I’m a stunner 😂

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LittleMissClutter · 12/04/2026 22:06

MutherTrucker · 12/04/2026 21:49

He thinks he’s hot. Good for him for the self esteem. I hope you also think you’re a milf.

Man I'd like to fuck? 😉

MutherTrucker · 12/04/2026 21:49

He thinks he’s hot. Good for him for the self esteem. I hope you also think you’re a milf.

MutherTrucker · 12/04/2026 21:47

has anyone called 111 yet?

LBFseBrom · 12/04/2026 21:42

barkygoldie · 11/04/2026 23:13

Dad I’d like to fuck. So I’m hearing that as he’d like to fuck himself, or he thinks some of his children’s friends would like to. Both a little disturbing, no? But you seem to have enjoyed it op and that’s what counts!

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Oh bless him, he obviously made a mistake there :-).

Thanks for explaining what it meant, I honestly hadn't heard it before.

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Nonameeo · 12/04/2026 13:41

Beeejeesss

Some of you have very dark minds.

I thought my sense of humour was in the lower percentiles but this thread has reassured me that it’s not as bad as I thought 😅

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Holesinmesocks · 12/04/2026 08:06

BauhausOfEliott · 11/04/2026 17:23

What, because he made a joke?

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It's a joke? Wetting myself laughing 🙄Because anyone even saying that male or female sounds a complete wanker.

Dontlletmedownbruce · 11/04/2026 23:13

Dad I would like to fuck. Usually used as MILF for a Mum. I think I first heard it on American Pie or similar. I think its used more like a hot or attractive older person rather than literally.

barkygoldie · 11/04/2026 23:13

LBFseBrom · 11/04/2026 23:06

I don't know what a DILF is, I presume it is an acronym. I am scared to google.

Dad I’d like to fuck. So I’m hearing that as he’d like to fuck himself, or he thinks some of his children’s friends would like to. Both a little disturbing, no? But you seem to have enjoyed it op and that’s what counts!

LBFseBrom · 11/04/2026 23:06

I don't know what a DILF is, I presume it is an acronym. I am scared to google.

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Nonameeo · 11/04/2026 23:03

Weeelokthen · 11/04/2026 19:50

This made me lol, thanks 😂

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Please do this

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Nonameeo · 11/04/2026 23:02

ChrisTheBastard · 11/04/2026 20:18

He'd like to fuck himself?

On a night out many years ago i was talking to a teacher who described herself as a TILF. I suggested that TYLF would be a better spelling if youre going to claim that but i dont think she understood.

Was she an English teacher because then we can decide whether it’s a verb or an adjective… or a noun.

😂 you can tell I’m no English teacher

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ChrisTheBastard · 11/04/2026 20:18

He'd like to fuck himself?

On a night out many years ago i was talking to a teacher who described herself as a TILF. I suggested that TYLF would be a better spelling if youre going to claim that but i dont think she understood.

Petrolitis · 11/04/2026 19:52

Nonameeo · 11/04/2026 16:08

Haha I wouldn’t dare! Mumsnet is brutal!

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Yes, yes we are.

Weeelokthen · 11/04/2026 19:50

Firesidechatter · 11/04/2026 16:14

I just imagined sitting on the sofa and declaring to my husband I’m a right milf me. The idea made me laugh out loud literally. I mean who says that. And genuinely I’m considered attractive.

It is just so immodest. Which makes me think this man is anything but a dilf. Sorry op. As long as you fancy him, then he’s golden. Someone has to.

This made me lol, thanks 😂

EveyHammond · 11/04/2026 19:48

Nonameeo · 11/04/2026 18:12

Oh dear 🙈 It’s all got very serious 🫠 😅

this is mumsnet

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Nonameeo · 11/04/2026 19:43

Dontlletmedownbruce · 11/04/2026 18:57

LTB.. he sounds like a narcissist.. get your ducks in a row...go NT with your MIL....this could be a safeguarding issue...why did you choose to have a baby with this man...it sounds like financial abuse

Could he be neurodivergent? Has he been assessed?

Cancel the cheque! 😂

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Dontlletmedownbruce · 11/04/2026 18:57

LTB.. he sounds like a narcissist.. get your ducks in a row...go NT with your MIL....this could be a safeguarding issue...why did you choose to have a baby with this man...it sounds like financial abuse

Could he be neurodivergent? Has he been assessed?

DripDripAprilshower · 11/04/2026 18:52

Charlize43 · 11/04/2026 16:32

Have you discussed latent homosexuality with him?

You sound homophobic

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Nonameeo · 11/04/2026 18:12

Oh dear 🙈 It’s all got very serious 🫠 😅

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BauhausOfEliott · 11/04/2026 17:23

Holesinmesocks · 11/04/2026 17:08

What a complete wanker he really is. That would turn me right off having sex with him for a long time.

What, because he made a joke?

Holesinmesocks · 11/04/2026 17:08

What a complete wanker he really is. That would turn me right off having sex with him for a long time.

CautiousLurker2 · 11/04/2026 16:49

Nonameeo · 10/04/2026 20:43

Lol he was referring to himself 😂😂😂

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Well, good to know he doesn’t lack confidence or have a poor self-image, I suppose…