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Dog wee (sorry!!)

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samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 21:02

Am I the only person who thinks that dogs weeing everywhere is really horrid. I know people pick up poo after their pets, but dog wee up lamp posts, gateposts, walls, hedges, fences, trees, even just on the grass seems really nasty too, especially if you have children who like to run and roll on the grass, or to poke about in tree roots etc. And there are so many dogs everywhere these days!

I think that in Spain dog owners have to carry a water bottle with you to wash or dilute the dog wee. Does anyone know if that is true?

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PottingBench · 01/04/2026 20:09

samthepigeon · 01/04/2026 19:48

To be fair, I don't fly, I buy my clothes second hand, I make decorations for Christmas and Easter using natural stuff (or keep the same things for decades - our tree is an artificial one from the 70s that a friend found in their loft when they moved into a new house), I don't do precious metals, and I am vegetarian. There you go. Am I miserable? Not at all!!! I am not evangelical about all this; I wouldn't have mentioned it except for the list by another poster. Surely I am not alone in this?

Again, I was replying specifically to another poster's point that dogs are a luxury.

PottingBench · 01/04/2026 20:07

samthepigeon · 01/04/2026 19:51

When an animal is domesticated, people should take responsibility for it. They take responsibility for not leaving dog shit everywhere, even though wild animals do poo where they like. So that argument is already null and void.

My point replying specifically to the previous poster's comment that wild animals poo and pee in little discreet nooks. They very much don't.

samthepigeon · 01/04/2026 19:51

PottingBench · 30/03/2026 16:20

"They don't ecologically poop and pee outside in little discreet nooks, cover it up, etc (like other animals) they just poop and pee wherever like a hapless drunk."

Squirrels, rats and mice pee constantly as they move about. Trails of it everywhere they go.

Badgers, foxes, deer and otters make multiple pee and poo beacons in obvious places to mark their territory, often spraying especially pungent pee around liberally to mark territory. Hedgehogs wee and poo everywhere and anywhere as they move about.

Squirrels generally like to take a poo in high places, like on trees, so the reason you don't see it is that it's not on the ground, it's falling onto your hat.

Your idea that wild animals have' discreet nooks' is way off the mark. The world is literally their toilet.

Anyone who has ever tried giving a command to a dog that isn't theirs will know that dogs are independent minded creatures with an eye to the man chance. Slaves they are not.

When an animal is domesticated, people should take responsibility for it. They take responsibility for not leaving dog shit everywhere, even though wild animals do poo where they like. So that argument is already null and void.

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itsadlibitum · 01/04/2026 19:50

What I find astonishing is that horse riders are allowed to just leave horse poo everywhere. Where we live there are loads of horses and they just leave huge piles of poo on paths and even pavements. And apparently this is entirely socially acceptable as well 🤷🏼‍♀️

samthepigeon · 01/04/2026 19:48

PottingBench · 30/03/2026 16:04

Other things that are a luxury in the middle of a climate crisis

  • plane travel
  • extreme day trips
  • humans consuming as much meat as we do
  • Water firms flushing sewage into streams and the sea for millions of hours every year
  • fast fashion
  • decorating your house to suit the latest fashion
  • single use plastic
  • diamond and gold jewellery
  • Christmas tat
  • Easter tat
  • Excessive packaging

We could just not do any of those things.

To be fair, I don't fly, I buy my clothes second hand, I make decorations for Christmas and Easter using natural stuff (or keep the same things for decades - our tree is an artificial one from the 70s that a friend found in their loft when they moved into a new house), I don't do precious metals, and I am vegetarian. There you go. Am I miserable? Not at all!!! I am not evangelical about all this; I wouldn't have mentioned it except for the list by another poster. Surely I am not alone in this?

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PottingBench · 30/03/2026 16:20

DanBull · 30/03/2026 09:45

For all that think it's fine - I'll just come and take a poo in your garden and pee up your car door and while we're at it, I'll wipe my pooey hands all over your trousers and lick all your food if you're out walking and holding lolly that I can reach..

I hate the dog-owning culture (not the animals' fault). It's a bit insane. Just this one animal, bred solely to keep as a slave, and the rest of non slave animal owning society is just expected to be okay walking in public spaces like parks which is just expected to be their toilet.

Tell you what, dog owners, how about you let the dog poop in your garden and house and not public spaces? And pls spare me the "other animals poop outisde" baloney - dogs are domesticated. They don't ecologically poop and pee outside in little discreet nooks, cover it up, etc (like other animals) they just poop and pee wherever like a hapless drunk.

When Iet my kid playing in the grass I'm gambling with the v probable notion that they will be rolling in dog wee and poo. I don't see any squirrel poo on the grass, and pigeons, well, yes they're Considered vermin that we tolerate.
Whenever I see pop, it's dogs'.

I don't think your right to have a cuddly, sycophantic slave outweighs my right to public sanitation, especially for children. And that's not even getting to the unecological wasteful side of it all (dog food meat production).

Not sorry. 😊

Edited

"They don't ecologically poop and pee outside in little discreet nooks, cover it up, etc (like other animals) they just poop and pee wherever like a hapless drunk."

Squirrels, rats and mice pee constantly as they move about. Trails of it everywhere they go.

Badgers, foxes, deer and otters make multiple pee and poo beacons in obvious places to mark their territory, often spraying especially pungent pee around liberally to mark territory. Hedgehogs wee and poo everywhere and anywhere as they move about.

Squirrels generally like to take a poo in high places, like on trees, so the reason you don't see it is that it's not on the ground, it's falling onto your hat.

Your idea that wild animals have' discreet nooks' is way off the mark. The world is literally their toilet.

Anyone who has ever tried giving a command to a dog that isn't theirs will know that dogs are independent minded creatures with an eye to the man chance. Slaves they are not.

PottingBench · 30/03/2026 16:04

PinkCatCushion · 30/03/2026 13:59

Or just don’t have a dog?
We are in the middle of a climate crisis and dogs have a high carbon paw print.
They might be nice to have but they are a luxury the planet cannot afford.
Assistance and working dogs are different of course - they are a necessity not a luxury.

Near me, dogs are doing terrible damage to a precious chalk stream. Owners just let their dogs go in the stream to paddle or to fetch sticks (the owners are actually encouraging their dogs to go into the stream) but the flea treatments are killing everything in the stream. Chalk streams are so rare, it’s awful to see them being destroyed by dogs (or more accurately by their owners).

Other things that are a luxury in the middle of a climate crisis

  • plane travel
  • extreme day trips
  • humans consuming as much meat as we do
  • Water firms flushing sewage into streams and the sea for millions of hours every year
  • fast fashion
  • decorating your house to suit the latest fashion
  • single use plastic
  • diamond and gold jewellery
  • Christmas tat
  • Easter tat
  • Excessive packaging

We could just not do any of those things.

PinkCatCushion · 30/03/2026 13:59

Youknowitactuallymakessense · 29/03/2026 13:54

Dogs wee multiple times on a walk. To wash the wee away with a bottle of water, some people would need to take a lot of water on their dog walks.
Dog owners already take poo bags, lead, maybe a ball, ball thrower, treats, and now you want them to cart a huge bottle of water around too?
Along with their house keys, mobile phone, maybe a pair of gloves if it's cold?

Maybe dog owners need to invest in a small suitcase on wheels in order to take their dogs on a walk?

Or just don’t have a dog?
We are in the middle of a climate crisis and dogs have a high carbon paw print.
They might be nice to have but they are a luxury the planet cannot afford.
Assistance and working dogs are different of course - they are a necessity not a luxury.

Near me, dogs are doing terrible damage to a precious chalk stream. Owners just let their dogs go in the stream to paddle or to fetch sticks (the owners are actually encouraging their dogs to go into the stream) but the flea treatments are killing everything in the stream. Chalk streams are so rare, it’s awful to see them being destroyed by dogs (or more accurately by their owners).

PinkCatCushion · 30/03/2026 13:50

Totally agree OP. It’s really gross. One dog owner near me always lets his dog wee on the edge of my front garden.
I think it’s disgusting.
Recently I was in the town centre and a dog wee’d on a bollard and the urine ran all down it and across the pavement. Dog owner wasn’t remotely bothered and just paused to let it wee then merrily carried on. Didn’t even dilute it with water to try and wash it away.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/03/2026 13:48

i note that on another thread, dog owners have helpfully advised someone dog sitting that they should take the dog for a walk, rather than having it use their own garden as a toilet.

Allseeingallknowing · 30/03/2026 13:42

Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 05:51

Rain washes it and foxes, hedgehogs, squirrels, birds, rabbits, insects shit and pee all over grass as well this is so strange it annoys you

It doesn’t way off vertical surfaces unless it’s torrential. It boils down to lazy dog owners who would hate pee on the walls of their own property, but don’t mind it on the property of others!

Allseeingallknowing · 30/03/2026 13:38

DanBull · 30/03/2026 09:45

For all that think it's fine - I'll just come and take a poo in your garden and pee up your car door and while we're at it, I'll wipe my pooey hands all over your trousers and lick all your food if you're out walking and holding lolly that I can reach..

I hate the dog-owning culture (not the animals' fault). It's a bit insane. Just this one animal, bred solely to keep as a slave, and the rest of non slave animal owning society is just expected to be okay walking in public spaces like parks which is just expected to be their toilet.

Tell you what, dog owners, how about you let the dog poop in your garden and house and not public spaces? And pls spare me the "other animals poop outisde" baloney - dogs are domesticated. They don't ecologically poop and pee outside in little discreet nooks, cover it up, etc (like other animals) they just poop and pee wherever like a hapless drunk.

When Iet my kid playing in the grass I'm gambling with the v probable notion that they will be rolling in dog wee and poo. I don't see any squirrel poo on the grass, and pigeons, well, yes they're Considered vermin that we tolerate.
Whenever I see pop, it's dogs'.

I don't think your right to have a cuddly, sycophantic slave outweighs my right to public sanitation, especially for children. And that's not even getting to the unecological wasteful side of it all (dog food meat production).

Not sorry. 😊

Edited

👏👏👏

Talkingtomyhouseplants · 30/03/2026 09:54

DanBull · 30/03/2026 09:45

For all that think it's fine - I'll just come and take a poo in your garden and pee up your car door and while we're at it, I'll wipe my pooey hands all over your trousers and lick all your food if you're out walking and holding lolly that I can reach..

I hate the dog-owning culture (not the animals' fault). It's a bit insane. Just this one animal, bred solely to keep as a slave, and the rest of non slave animal owning society is just expected to be okay walking in public spaces like parks which is just expected to be their toilet.

Tell you what, dog owners, how about you let the dog poop in your garden and house and not public spaces? And pls spare me the "other animals poop outisde" baloney - dogs are domesticated. They don't ecologically poop and pee outside in little discreet nooks, cover it up, etc (like other animals) they just poop and pee wherever like a hapless drunk.

When Iet my kid playing in the grass I'm gambling with the v probable notion that they will be rolling in dog wee and poo. I don't see any squirrel poo on the grass, and pigeons, well, yes they're Considered vermin that we tolerate.
Whenever I see pop, it's dogs'.

I don't think your right to have a cuddly, sycophantic slave outweighs my right to public sanitation, especially for children. And that's not even getting to the unecological wasteful side of it all (dog food meat production).

Not sorry. 😊

Edited

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

DanBull · 30/03/2026 09:45

For all that think it's fine - I'll just come and take a poo in your garden and pee up your car door and while we're at it, I'll wipe my pooey hands all over your trousers and lick all your food if you're out walking and holding lolly that I can reach..

I hate the dog-owning culture (not the animals' fault). It's a bit insane. Just this one animal, bred solely to keep as a slave, and the rest of non slave animal owning society is just expected to be okay walking in public spaces like parks which is just expected to be their toilet.

Tell you what, dog owners, how about you let the dog poop in your garden and house and not public spaces? And pls spare me the "other animals poop outisde" baloney - dogs are domesticated. They don't ecologically poop and pee outside in little discreet nooks, cover it up, etc (like other animals) they just poop and pee wherever like a hapless drunk.

When Iet my kid playing in the grass I'm gambling with the v probable notion that they will be rolling in dog wee and poo. I don't see any squirrel poo on the grass, and pigeons, well, yes they're Considered vermin that we tolerate.
Whenever I see pop, it's dogs'.

I don't think your right to have a cuddly, sycophantic slave outweighs my right to public sanitation, especially for children. And that's not even getting to the unecological wasteful side of it all (dog food meat production).

Not sorry. 😊

Talkingtomyhouseplants · 30/03/2026 08:55

I agree with you OP. It’s not about other animas weeing it’s about dog wee specifically. Something about it, I’m not sure if it’s acidity or something, seems far more damaging than a cat/fox/rabbit. That’s how you end up with these large stains and why dog owners often have patches of dead grass in their garden in the summer.

Its also a problem because if one has weed their once, it will encourage more to try and use it as a wee spot because they can smell it even if we can’t. So people like the OP end up with a semi constant stream of dog piss against their wall which is unsightly (because of the staining) and smells.

Dog owners should be pulling their dog away from private property but they don’t because they can’t be bothered. All the more reason why you should only have dogs if you have a reasonable amount of your own private land on which they can piss and shit to their hearts content.

samthepigeon · 30/03/2026 08:09

Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 05:51

Exactly this

I am not really arguing that the key reason I hate dog piss is for its environmental impact, although I do think it is an issue, as concentrated numbers of dogs access particular areas and piss in the same places to mark, which does upset the balance. I am arguing that it is deeply unpleasant, due to its stink, and its nitrogen-rich quality, and that I don't want to sit on grass where they have pissed, or for my kids to be poking around tree roots where they piss, or for them to get it on their clothes. Yes, it may rain, but we all know we get prolonged periods when it does not rain. If it rained daily, I don't think it would be an issue. If it doesn't rain for three or four weeks, it is a problem.

There are a significant number of people who do agree with me, if you look at the AIBU. I have, currently and by default, to be considerate of dog owners. Perhaps dog owners need also to be considerate, especially as there are quite a lot of people who feel the same as me.

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samthepigeon · 30/03/2026 08:03

Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 05:51

Rain washes it and foxes, hedgehogs, squirrels, birds, rabbits, insects shit and pee all over grass as well this is so strange it annoys you

And yet dog owners, mostly, think it is highly reasonable to pick up their dog poo, despite the poo of wild animals being around.

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Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 05:51

DeftGoldHedgehog · 30/03/2026 04:10

You've had kids. The environmental impact of additional humans is exponentially greater than animal wee.

Exactly this

Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 05:51

Rain washes it and foxes, hedgehogs, squirrels, birds, rabbits, insects shit and pee all over grass as well this is so strange it annoys you

DeftGoldHedgehog · 30/03/2026 04:10

samthepigeon · 29/03/2026 05:46

As I have to give thought to them all the time, as I encounter dog piss all the time, and have kids who will loiter round tree roots and sit on benches where dogs have lifted their legs, I often think about it. We walk up a grassy pathway every day to school, a place that is used by dog walkers, and the kids go onto the verges, pick up sticks from the edge, look at the butterflies on the brambles etc, and I know damn well they are walking in dog piss. I know it is hard to control where dogs wee, as they seem to do it twenty times in a short distance, marking territory, which is why I wonder if owners would consider carrying a water bottle and give it a quick squirt to dilute. It also causes an imbalance in the eco system.

I wonder if a dog-wee lover could come and tell me why it is acceptable to let their dog do it.

You've had kids. The environmental impact of additional humans is exponentially greater than animal wee.

samthepigeon · 30/03/2026 04:01

suki1964 · 29/03/2026 23:37

You are seriously naive to think your veggie food is not contaminated by meat eaters poo

I don't think that is what I was saying.

I meant to make the point that the urine of animals that live on a meat diet have more unpleasant urine than those that are herbivores. I apologise if that wasn't clear.

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samthepigeon · 30/03/2026 03:57

PawMaw · 29/03/2026 19:51

I'm sure my neighbours prefer it that way than the alternative of spending their summers with the smell if dog pee wafting though their gardens.

Wow.

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Pistachiocake · 30/03/2026 00:21

cobrakaieaglefang · 28/03/2026 21:29

In the UK rain will wash it away. Female dogs tend to piss downwards not up things as they squat.

I find it more gross when fully grown adults feel the need ( mainly men!)to piss everywhere. Just use toilets you skanky gits, public, pubs, garages, shops..not a lay by, not the town centre, not walls outside shops.

Seen too many grown adults of both sexes do this (now I realise some people have genuine medical issues, but lots of them don't). Women squatting down, men just leaving both sorts of waste. A group of people did this on a local children's play area, and left all sorts of rubbish, too. Yes police came, but our kids couldn't use the play area.
I don't have a problem with dogs weeing, as they are only animals.

suki1964 · 29/03/2026 23:37

samthepigeon · 29/03/2026 05:38

I am vegetarian, so not an issue. My food is not grown in the excrement and urine of animals that are meat-eaters - and I think that is the issue with dog wee. High nitrogen, very smelly etc, which is very different from the urine of animals that are herbivores. In fact, I am a big lover of horse poo etc as I use it for my garden - it is fab stuff.

You are seriously naive to think your veggie food is not contaminated by meat eaters poo

PawMaw · 29/03/2026 19:51

samthepigeon · 29/03/2026 16:32

Wow! So you won't let your own dog pee in your own garden! But are happy for it to pee in public spaces!

I'm sure my neighbours prefer it that way than the alternative of spending their summers with the smell if dog pee wafting though their gardens.