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To not point out story is an urban legend?

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StingLikeA · 21/03/2026 22:54

I was in a group earlier of parents of DC's friends at a party. We were chatting away and one of them told an urban legend story (stealing a penguin from the zoo if that's relevant). I just went 'oh really ha ha' and moved the subject on as it felt really awkward.

Would you have politely pointed out that the story was a crock of shit to avoid them repeating it again? AIBU to have ignored it and presumably let them keep on telling it?

Has anyone else been told one of these face to face?

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Wheelchairbarbie · 23/03/2026 19:30

Clawdy · 22/03/2026 08:35

As well as the L-a name story, there was one about people choosing Chlamydia as a name!

And Meconium!

Overheard the word said on the maternity ward, thought it sounded pretty and decided to use it off their new baby.

Like the registrar wouldn't have had a gentle word! 🤣

SemiRetiredLoveGoddeess · 23/03/2026 19:23

There are a lot of sad people on the Internet like this who get all their news and taking points from the same sights etc.

They don't have much going on in their lives, probably have few friends and interesting stuff to take about l actually feel a bit sorry for them.

Most MN users exempted from these people of course.

😻

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storminabuttercup · 23/03/2026 19:16

The micro chip one has apparently happened in every Chinese buffet in a 20 mile radius of here…

there was also the car seat at the side of the road thing, a girl I knew insisted she had a lucky escape from getting kidnapped

folk too busy ‘sharing just in case’ exactly how the red and blue thing went mental

Dawnintheageofaquariams · 23/03/2026 19:06

echt · 21/03/2026 23:31

One of the characteristics of the urban legend is that it always happens to the friend of a friend, aka FOAF: "The Choking Doberman" by Jan Harold Brunvand. It's a really good read.

I once debunked an urban legend for a friend who spoke to me about the rumour mill at the school where they taught, circulating the story that Mickey Mouse-stamped LSD tabs were being sold at the school gates. I didn't tell them in the spirit of "you credulous numpty".

Marc Almond...hell of a thirst...

Wheelchairbarbie · 23/03/2026 18:58

GarlicFound · 22/03/2026 02:15

Oh, god, yes 😳 I swear I SAW a young woman scratch a lump on her face and masses of tiny spiders ran out! I can remember where we were, what she looked like, and everyone's reactions when it happened.

I keep opening my mouth to tell this tale, then reminding myself it's a false memory. If I've had a bit too much wine, though, it sometimes works its way past my mental censor.

Nobody's ever told me it's an urban legend - which is kind of them!!

I think sometimes for young children, dreams get mixed up with reality too. If they'd heard adults talking about something in their peripheral, they might then dream about it happening, which then gets mixed up with their actual memories and they believe it happened.

Moltencheese · 23/03/2026 18:53

Troydak · 22/03/2026 08:20

Haven't seen this one mentioned yet:

A friend of a friend's auntie's neighbour went to a local Chinese / Indian/Turkish buffet style restaurant (insert location) and got food poisioning so serious that surgery was required. And what was found was a microchip from a chocolate labrador that had gone missing 3 months earlier (insert name of dog and road where he had lived).

I’ve heard that one

Wheelchairbarbie · 23/03/2026 18:50

IAmKerplunk · 22/03/2026 00:40

Ooh wasn’t there one about a snake that laid up next to its owner to check it could eat it? Think I believed that one as a teen too 🤦🏽‍♀️

OMG!! someone I worked with who had pet snakes told me his vet told him that that's what his snake was doing!! Ten years I have believed this!!

The lying bastard!! 🤣

Wheelchairbarbie · 23/03/2026 18:38

I once heard a story from a bloke I was chatting to in a pub.
It was a "Urgh, Americans are so stupid and self-centred" type story.
He said he got chatting to an American couple on Holiday in Morocco and they asked him if he wanted to come up on the roof and see the fireworks, he was like, what fireworks? And they said, it's 4th July. They were then apparently unable to comprehend that there wouldn't be fireworks on 4th in July in other countries. I had never heard it before and I believed him.
I repeated it in a comment on tiktok and about 100 different people preceded to tell me that this is a well known urban legend and I'm a big fat liar.
I was really embarrassed and felt very stupid.
So I do see how it can happen.

Blanknotebook · 23/03/2026 18:37

That was a story on the children’s tv series Grange Hill many years ago. It was smuggled out in a duffle bag.

PUGMEISTER21 · 23/03/2026 18:34

StingLikeA · 21/03/2026 22:54

I was in a group earlier of parents of DC's friends at a party. We were chatting away and one of them told an urban legend story (stealing a penguin from the zoo if that's relevant). I just went 'oh really ha ha' and moved the subject on as it felt really awkward.

Would you have politely pointed out that the story was a crock of shit to avoid them repeating it again? AIBU to have ignored it and presumably let them keep on telling it?

Has anyone else been told one of these face to face?

I worked with a guy who told me a funny story about his child at school saying something to the teacher. Few weeks later I read the exact story in an old copy of Reader's Digest in the Tearoom. Knew the guy was full of shit but this confirmed it.

reversegear · 23/03/2026 18:29

Ummmm but it’s true!! There couple of lads in Australia visiting from wales who did exactly this. The penguin was call Dirk. And the guys are known to our family, Rhys jones and Keri.

Wheelchairbarbie · 23/03/2026 18:26

BerryTwister · 22/03/2026 00:03

I remember that one! Did you have the spider one too, where the woman was bitten on the arm by a spider on holiday, and a lump appeared later, and hundreds of baby spiders ran out?

I find urban legends fascinating, particularly pre internet. DP and I grew up about 200 miles apart but both heard the same urban legends. It’s a real example of the passing on of stories!

Yes!! I believed that one for years!!

It was told when I was a kid in the south of England and then when we moved to Scotland, it was being told up there too! No internet!

riceuten · 23/03/2026 18:22

I usually let them be (and perhaps discreetly roll my eyes) unless it’s racist - as it often is (Eastern Europeans/swans etc) where I do make a fuss

Miyagi99 · 23/03/2026 12:15

maysayyea · 23/03/2026 09:54

The story isn’t about genuine stuck lenses. The story is always they where drunk and kept pulling at them but they where stuck half way, he to the hospital and they had half pulled out their cornea.

I mean torn cornea like that would require surgery

Yes, that has happened, they had to be referred to our specialist eye hospital.

maysayyea · 23/03/2026 09:54

Miyagi99 · 23/03/2026 09:17

The contact lens is an actual common reason to go to ED (I worked there many moons ago and have also had trouble with my contact lenses, although managed to get them out myself eventually). People forget to take them out before bed and they stick to your eyes until you’ve rehydrated,

The story isn’t about genuine stuck lenses. The story is always they where drunk and kept pulling at them but they where stuck half way, he to the hospital and they had half pulled out their cornea.

I mean torn cornea like that would require surgery

Miyagi99 · 23/03/2026 09:17

maysayyea · 22/03/2026 00:08

I love urban legends. I have had people tell
me about them and I nod and smile along. Apprently two people I know, know the person who went to a&e cause the couldn’t get their contact lenses out! And two people completely unrelated where at the Scottish wedding where the men in kilts left skid marks on the brides dress

The contact lens is an actual common reason to go to ED (I worked there many moons ago and have also had trouble with my contact lenses, although managed to get them out myself eventually). People forget to take them out before bed and they stick to your eyes until you’ve rehydrated,

Goditsmemargaret · 23/03/2026 09:00

I have heard so many multiple times and the storyteller is always furiously adamant that its true and the person they heard if from knows the source directly (even though theu don't)

The teenager whose friends thrown her a surprise party. They hide in the kitchen pantry when she returns home and burst out to find her with the dog licking dog food off her intimate parts.

The family who are on a day out at the beach, find a dog swimming and take him in their to the vets. .. it's a giant rat.

The woman who hooks up with some man on a night out then gets a strange rash on her face. After some investigation bodies are discovered in the dead man's attic and he was engaging in necrophilia.

A particularly vile one that signalled the end of a relationship for me as my then boyfriend believed it and found it funny: his colleague returned home and found his flatmate taking acid with his friend. They were completely off their faces and said they had gone to the park and captured a goblin. They put the goblin under the stairs and didn't know what to do next. The bloke checked under the stairs and found a young boy with downs syndrome. He let him out of the house and hoped he found his way home. I knew it wasn't true but my then boyfriend thought it was... And he found it hilarious. I was repulsed.

moonshinepoursthroughmywindow · 23/03/2026 08:50

Oh yes, I've heard the poo on the roof one too, in fact a friend of mine, who claimed it had actually happened to someone she sort of knew at one remove, wrote a short story based on it. I don't think it was ever published and I suddenly understand why.

moonshinepoursthroughmywindow · 23/03/2026 08:48

I've met someone whose "brother's friend" had had the mouse in the KFC, and someone whose "auntie's friend" had had some experience with a person in the back of her car that I've since found out is an urban myth. I always wonder, if it's someone as close as the "brother's friend" rather than just "someone I heard about," did that mean the bother originally told it as"my friend" and at the end of the line there's someone who's claiming it actually happened to them? And if so, why do we never actually meet that person? I can only assume that quite a lot of the "brother's friend" people know full well they're telling a lie.

Goditsmemargaret · 23/03/2026 08:46

bogginbluesticks · 22/03/2026 14:40

@LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway no there was one about Marilyn Manson that he'd had ribs taken out for the purposes of being able to give himself.....well you get the picture.

That story went around about Prince too

Goditsmemargaret · 23/03/2026 08:43

notacooldad · 22/03/2026 10:58

A bit of a disgusting one.
I think it was early to mid nineties me and dh went out for a meal with another couple.

The bloke told a story of the first time he met his previous girlfriends parents. He went to the toilet and did a massive poo. It wouldn't flush. After several attempts of trying to get rid of it, scooped it up with toilet paper and lobbed it out of the bathroom window, only for it to land on the converastory roof where everyone was sitting.

The number of people this unfortunate episode has happened to is unreal.
I even heard someone recounting how it happened to them on the radio when a dj wanted to hear people's embarrassing stories.

It's also in a Ross O'Carroll book.

Goditsmemargaret · 23/03/2026 08:41

maysayyea · 22/03/2026 00:08

I love urban legends. I have had people tell
me about them and I nod and smile along. Apprently two people I know, know the person who went to a&e cause the couldn’t get their contact lenses out! And two people completely unrelated where at the Scottish wedding where the men in kilts left skid marks on the brides dress

Is that an urban legend? I (not a friend of a friend) have gone go a&e with a contact lens in my eye.

Clawdy · 23/03/2026 08:27

Friend at a dinner party told the Anne Frank stage play story(acting so bad an audience member yelled “She’s in the attic!” when the Nazis arrived). Said he was there. Then a bit later trotted out the one about stopping on a car journey and peeing in an empty whisky bottle. Later of course the bottle was stolen when his car was broken into. Everyone was roaring laughing, so annoying. I did have a quiet word with him afterwards and he insisted both things had actually happened! Hmm

marmaladejam1 · 23/03/2026 01:42

A relative of mine was convinced that a newly arrived migrant had named her daughter Female pronunced Fa ma lee.I assume it's bullshit but stranger things have happened.

marmaladejam1 · 23/03/2026 01:28

lljkk · 22/03/2026 10:51

Hamster up Richard Gere's bum: from my teen years.

I was always told it was a ferret!

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