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CA schools banning Cheetos?

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YourPinkHedgehog · 14/03/2026 17:49

Hey I'm just wondering has your school started banning cheetos? Or anything that has food dyes? I saw this article and I am wondering if it has been enacted or enforced and if it's for students, faculty, all parent visitors?

Does that mean we can get a citation for having Doritos at school? Like similar to smoking near children, at the park, school is likely an infraction of the law?

Unfortunately, there are too many high level BMI individuals working at schools setting a bad example. But they just hide behind fat shaming, or there is this social norm we can't make a 40 year old adult stop eating McDonanlds or Oreos. Like somehow they should still have dignity even if they are 400 lb and can't get out of bed, or use a rascal. Like come on, how are kids going to be D1 athletes if school staff are like 300 lb McDonald or donut addicts? But they will get mad if a kid brings weed to school, but won't have the same standard if a 300lb balding man is teaching PE then goes to KFC after work. Like maybe it should be fine if they are 300 lb but they must be on a strict diet mandated by government officials.

Some moms even still eat fries and drink strawberry lemonade, which should be considered like child abuse. If eating doritos and donuts as a teacher in front of kids is socially acceptable, then I want to start smoking cigarettes in front of kids and not be judged

I saw a youtube video of a fitness guy protesting curmbl cookie and so many parents say it's for their kids. Then one day, I'm going to buy beer and cigarettes for a 5 year old and say it's for my kids and I don't want to be judged for it.

OP posts:
Nincompoo · 14/03/2026 18:37

YourPinkHedgehog · 14/03/2026 18:36

Rascal are those mobility scooters you see obese people at Walmart using for shopping. Or Disneyland, they are everywhere at Disneyland.

You do realise this is a uk site and we have Tesco and Alton Towers.

LaMarschallin · 14/03/2026 18:36

Anyhoo, OP, our current war here is to stop that simpering teacher on the Muller ad licking the top of her yogurt pot

I'm all for that.
Not keen on performative lid-licking.

YourPinkHedgehog · 14/03/2026 18:36

LittleGreenDragons · 14/03/2026 18:23

Stay off the weed OP, your post is a rambling mess.

and can't get out of bed, or use a rascal.
What is a rascal in this context?

Rascal are those mobility scooters you see obese people at Walmart using for shopping. Or Disneyland, they are everywhere at Disneyland.

OP posts:
rightoguvnor · 14/03/2026 18:35

It’s like how we say “get the hoover out” when we have a Dyson. Or “I feel so old this morning I need a zimmer frame” when other brands of walking frame are available,
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Anyhoo, OP, our current war here is to stop that simpering teacher on the Muller ad licking the top of her yogurt pot since kids everywhere are licking the tops of all sorts of unsuitable things. The only distraction seems to be chucking them a bag of Wotsits.

CaptainMyCaptain · 14/03/2026 18:35

LadyOfLymeHouse · 14/03/2026 17:51

This is rambling nonsense.

What point are you trying to make?

This. It makes no sense.

LaMarschallin · 14/03/2026 18:34

Tigerbalmshark · 14/03/2026 18:29

OP, this is a rascal in the Uk. They are very delicious but no idea what they have to do with Californian schools.

And we don’t work in lbs, so nobody has any idea what 300lbs is in kg or stones. I assume it’s a lot?

Bear in mind, @Tigerbalmshark , that those are Fat Rascals and likely to incite the OP further (unless they're Cheeky Little ones, but they don't look it).
DH always brings a box away whenever we visit Betty's.

(It’s okay: he's not a PE teacher)

Mochudubh · 14/03/2026 18:33

Now that I think about it, wasn't a Rascal a small van, liable to tipping over?

Maybe that's what the OP means.

ChinaPlates · 14/03/2026 18:29

Rascal is very definitely an underused word.

I agree about the M&S wotsits. 😋

I would say that in the UK most teachers are not 300lbs as they don’t have time to eat anything.

Tigerbalmshark · 14/03/2026 18:29

OP, this is a rascal in the Uk. They are very delicious but no idea what they have to do with Californian schools.

And we don’t work in lbs, so nobody has any idea what 300lbs is in kg or stones. I assume it’s a lot?

CA schools banning Cheetos?
Firstbornunicorn · 14/03/2026 18:28

Read this while waiting for my McDonald's to arrive!

Mochudubh · 14/03/2026 18:28

Is a rascal like a Rollator?

In the same way that caravans have names like "Monza" and "Swift", when they're anything but.

TheCurious0range · 14/03/2026 18:27

lilacsanddaffs · 14/03/2026 18:25

My school in 2002 had to ban Sunny D because we were all basically shitfaced off chemicals 🤣

I tried sunny D as an adult a good few years ago, it wasn't the same it wasn't luminous and didn't have that slimy syrupy texture. God damn government taking the e numbers 😁

CelticSilver · 14/03/2026 18:26

LittleGreenDragons · 14/03/2026 18:23

Stay off the weed OP, your post is a rambling mess.

and can't get out of bed, or use a rascal.
What is a rascal in this context?

I think it's a walker or mobility scooter?

Sprogonthetyne · 14/03/2026 18:26

Sorry you've kind of lost me. From what I understand

Schools on your area have started banning crisps that contain certain additives

This makes you angry because some teachers are fat, so in you opinion, are in no position to judge others food choices

You think you should give your young child cigarettes and alcohol to prove some kind of point?

TBH, I'd probably start over with the thread. It's to difficult to understand what exactly you're trying to discuss, so you'll just get pages of "eh, what are you on about"

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lilacsanddaffs · 14/03/2026 18:25

My school in 2002 had to ban Sunny D because we were all basically shitfaced off chemicals 🤣

Firstbornunicorn · 14/03/2026 18:24

I think this is probably a bit, tbh.

LittleGreenDragons · 14/03/2026 18:23

Stay off the weed OP, your post is a rambling mess.

and can't get out of bed, or use a rascal.
What is a rascal in this context?

Terfedout · 14/03/2026 18:22

This thread and the replies.... 🤣🤣🤣 happy Saturday evening all

QueenOfThorns · 14/03/2026 18:21

I eat fries and drink strawberry lemonade! Do I need to report myself to Social Services?

(Also, why are PE teachers not allowed to be balding? Confused)

MyLimeGuide · 14/03/2026 18:21

LaMarschallin · 14/03/2026 18:18

I'd heard of Cheetos and was really disappointed when I tried them. Maybe it was because they were UK ones.
Imo nothing beats the M&S version of Cheese Wotsits for orange snacks.

(Old joke:
Man: Doctor, Doctor! My willy has turned orange!
Doctor: What have you been doing recently?
Man: Eating Wotsits and watching porn)

Ooh ill have to give them a go! As for the joke.... im not sure comedy is for you!😂

LaMarschallin · 14/03/2026 18:18

randomchap · 14/03/2026 18:13

US cheetos are very different to UK ones. They are very moreish

I'd heard of Cheetos and was really disappointed when I tried them. Maybe it was because they were UK ones.
Imo nothing beats the M&S version of Cheese Wotsits for orange snacks.

(Old joke:
Man: Doctor, Doctor! My willy has turned orange!
Doctor: What have you been doing recently?
Man: Eating Wotsits and watching porn)

CelticSilver · 14/03/2026 18:18

Rambles in American ...

Coffeetimes3 · 14/03/2026 18:17

It's like that post was written by 2 different people. It started out normal and descended into rambling nonsense!

vodkaredbullgirl · 14/03/2026 18:16

Okey dokey

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