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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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OonaStubbs · 29/03/2026 22:44

Why do people keep resurrecting this thread?

You have all made your feelings on the matter quite clear.

I haven't see the teacher in question in several weeks anyway.

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mrsCtheRed · 29/03/2026 22:16

Unless the teacher is walking around topless, you're being absolutely ridiculous and quite frankly you need to get a life.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 29/03/2026 22:01

40H and I've been working with children for nearly 20 years.Get over yourself.

janj52301 · 29/03/2026 21:57

this is similar to a post the other day about teachers having tattoos, I personally dislaike big boobs and tattoos but it's their bodies so they can do as they wish with them doesn't affect their teaching I assume

Sadcafe · 17/03/2026 19:53

DD teaches primary, she has her hair dyed, recently had hair extensions, the kids noticed, she likes travelling abroad and, the worst, she does pole dancing, she’s clearly superficial and totally unsuitable to be a teacher, even though every school she’s taught at have stated how good she is.

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 17/03/2026 07:30

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

What a load of nonsense.

So what if a teacher is ‘vain’ or shows signs of ‘superficiality’? That doesn’t mean they aren’t also a good teacher. They aren’t qualities we screen for when recruiting trainee teachers.

Would you refer to a male teacher as vain or superficial if they had a hair transplant or bulked up at the gym?

I dye my hair, wear fake tan, have bright pink nails and have whitened my teeth. All of which could be considered vain or superficial- but so what? Doesn’t mean I’m not also good at my job.

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 17/03/2026 07:18

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:42

Maybe teachers are in a bubble and don't realise themselves what makes a good teacher? Maybe it take someone looking in from outside the bubble to have an objective opinion? The education system is supposed to be run by the teachers for the public. Not run by the teachers for the teachers.

Her boobs are definitely fake and the kids have noticed.

I train teachers - that’s my job. I know what makes a good teacher and it’s not the size of her tits.

BauhausOfEliott · 17/03/2026 02:24

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

Yeah, that’s a pile of steaming shite, though, isn’t it? And you know it.

You really ought to stop staring at your niece’s teacher’s tits and discussing them with your family. It’s fucking creepy and weird.

ImImmortalNowBabyDoll · 17/03/2026 00:19

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

That they can make their own choices about how they want their body to look? That being a teacher/ doctor/ lawyer doesn't prevent you from having the boobs of your dreams? That if you work hard and earn money you can spend it on whatever you want, including a boob job if that's your thing? That professional women have lives and interests outside of just work and, idk, crochet and hill walking, or whatever you consider suitable hobbies for a school ma'am?

Usernamechanging · 16/03/2026 23:09

When OFSTED rock up, or there’s an assessment scrutiny, or a planning review, nobody checks how big your tits are

LMFAO.

SleeplessInWherever · 16/03/2026 23:03

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:42

Maybe teachers are in a bubble and don't realise themselves what makes a good teacher? Maybe it take someone looking in from outside the bubble to have an objective opinion? The education system is supposed to be run by the teachers for the public. Not run by the teachers for the teachers.

Her boobs are definitely fake and the kids have noticed.

No, we know what being a good teacher involves. Very generally speaking - engagement and progress.

When OFSTED rock up, or there’s an assessment scrutiny, or a planning review, nobody checks how big your tits are.

HTH.

JustSawJohnny · 16/03/2026 22:55

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:42

Maybe teachers are in a bubble and don't realise themselves what makes a good teacher? Maybe it take someone looking in from outside the bubble to have an objective opinion? The education system is supposed to be run by the teachers for the public. Not run by the teachers for the teachers.

Her boobs are definitely fake and the kids have noticed.

Oh yes, you must be the enlightened one when it comes to teaching effectively.

Not trained professionals or Ofsted!

🙄

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 16/03/2026 22:48

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:42

Maybe teachers are in a bubble and don't realise themselves what makes a good teacher? Maybe it take someone looking in from outside the bubble to have an objective opinion? The education system is supposed to be run by the teachers for the public. Not run by the teachers for the teachers.

Her boobs are definitely fake and the kids have noticed.

Tell me how you know they're fake, and also how they affect her ability to teach. It's like I know a tattooist with lots of tattoos and piercings. My DC know him too. When they were little he answered their questions. If the boobs are actually fake, you can explain to your niece that getting boob implants is like getting your hair coloured, it's just a preference which affects absolutely nobody else.

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:42

JustSawJohnny · 16/03/2026 22:22

IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher.

You really are just fucking insufferable!

How many times do those of us who are/have been teachers have to tell you that this is NOT AN ISSUE!

You really do sound like a horrible, judgmental woman.

Maybe teachers are in a bubble and don't realise themselves what makes a good teacher? Maybe it take someone looking in from outside the bubble to have an objective opinion? The education system is supposed to be run by the teachers for the public. Not run by the teachers for the teachers.

Her boobs are definitely fake and the kids have noticed.

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TheLovelinessOfDemons · 16/03/2026 22:37

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

I can assure you that primary age children won't even notice. Things they do notice, a quote from DS then 6: "Miss X likes coffee more than she likes wine."

ImFinePMSL · 16/03/2026 22:32

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

Your internalised misogyny is so obvious.

I think you need some form of therapy.

Missj25 · 16/03/2026 22:24

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

Jesus Christ !
Are you still actually harping on about this !!!
How does anyone know if they’re fake or real & the kids don’t give a fuck because they don’t notice !!!!!
And having fake boobs doesn’t mean you’re superficial & who cares if she is vain or not , IT DOES NOT AFFECT HER TEACHING SKILLS !!!!

JustSawJohnny · 16/03/2026 22:22

IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher.

You really are just fucking insufferable!

How many times do those of us who are/have been teachers have to tell you that this is NOT AN ISSUE!

You really do sound like a horrible, judgmental woman.

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

pollymere · 16/03/2026 21:54

We can't end this thread OP until you explain why having large boobs makes me unfit to teach your children...

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 16/03/2026 22:00

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:40

I'm not offended but the thread has run it's course. There is nothing more to be said that hasn't been said already.

If you stopped posting the thread might die down.
Just hide it.

PinkIcedRing · 16/03/2026 21:55

You sound like a colossal arsehole. I think your niece is more in danger from your blinkered, narrow viewpoint than she is being in the presence of a pair of tits.

pollymere · 16/03/2026 21:54

We can't end this thread OP until you explain why having large boobs makes me unfit to teach your children...

Jc2001 · 16/03/2026 21:25

OonaStubbs · 12/03/2026 00:40

But surely what the parents think is more important than what other teachers think?

Maybe most parents concern themselves with how well their children are being taught?

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 16/03/2026 21:23

Yens · 16/03/2026 20:42

Why would a teacher chose to get cosmetic breast enlargement surgery?

Naturally gifted. Okay, fine. But why choose to get an unnatural enhancement with an implant?

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Why not?

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 16/03/2026 21:22

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 16/03/2026 21:08

But how is this affecting the care and education of their children? Please explain, I'm begging you.

She can’t. She just likes to be outraged for no reason

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