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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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brightnails · 05/03/2026 18:31

ramonaquimby · 05/03/2026 18:18

Let's have teachers dress up as nuns shall we?
2nd thread this week (?) about how teachers dress. Get over yourself

my teachers were nuns, expect a few male teachers, no boobs there

Kangarude · 05/03/2026 18:31

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:19

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes

Well who else's eyes could you have seen her with?

To answer your wind up question, no it's not inappropriate.

😂 She must have previously used someone else’s eyes

CrispySquid · 05/03/2026 18:31
  1. How on earth do you know they are fake breasts?
  2. Presumably she’s dressed appropriately for a teacher so it’s not like she has them “on display” or “spilling out” or anything?! If she’s wearing a normal work dress or top and blazer or blouse or normal professional work attire then what is the issue?!
Butchyrestingface · 05/03/2026 18:30

I’m glad you didn’t see her with somebody else’s eyes, OP. 👀 That has more potential to scare the horses than big boobs, surely.

HawkersWest · 05/03/2026 18:29

Please bring back the laughing reaction...what a completely bonkers thread!

blankcanvas3 · 05/03/2026 18:29

FordExplorer · 05/03/2026 18:27

Oh come on, don’t play dumb we ALL know what fake boobs look like when they’re big - I have H cup boobs naturally and they look very different to fake H cups and you know that….. You’re just pretending not to

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Nah, you know what a bad boob job looks like. A good one, even if big, you can’t tell

onelumporthree · 05/03/2026 18:29

Impressionable young children? Young kids are going to be far more impressed by a teacher who's 6'8" tall or has blue hair (or possibly both).

FordExplorer · 05/03/2026 18:27

Mayflowerz · 05/03/2026 18:20

What evidence do you have that they are fake?

I have very big natural boobs and have worked in schools.

Oh come on, don’t play dumb we ALL know what fake boobs look like when they’re big - I have H cup boobs naturally and they look very different to fake H cups and you know that….. You’re just pretending not to

JLou08 · 05/03/2026 18:27

Even if they were fake it wouldn't be an issue. But you can't even know if they're fake. I have two friends who are very slim with large boob's, they've both been asked if they've had boob jobs but they haven't. I know for certain myself with one of them as we've been friends since we were children.

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:27

pigsDOfly · 05/03/2026 18:25

Can you specify exactly why it's inappropriate OP?

And how it's going to impact young impressionable children?

You and your sister and her husband sound rather unpleasant and judgemental. I hope all three of you are perfect in your figures and appearance.

And how exactly do you know her breasts aren't natural? Was she naked?

You and your sister and her husband sound rather unpleasant and judgemental. I hope all three of you are perfect in your figures and appearance.

I think they all sound a bit pervy.

Her sister and BIL for discussing this woman's tits and the OP for starting a public discussion about this woman's tits.

Still, I suppose she's leaving dogs alone for a change.

IggyAce · 05/03/2026 18:27

You found incredibly judgemental, does your DN like her teacher does she enjoy school? Is the teacher kind? Stop judging on appearance.

bridgetreilly · 05/03/2026 18:26

No one gets to police the shape or size of anyone else’s body. HTH.

PinkyFlamingo · 05/03/2026 18:26

People can have huge real boobs, would you ban them from teaching?

Cnidarian · 05/03/2026 18:26

Have a day off mate

pigsDOfly · 05/03/2026 18:25

Can you specify exactly why it's inappropriate OP?

And how it's going to impact young impressionable children?

You and your sister and her husband sound rather unpleasant and judgemental. I hope all three of you are perfect in your figures and appearance.

And how exactly do you know her breasts aren't natural? Was she naked?

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 18:25

Oh yes please - as I’m a teacher with a huge bust can I have a free reduction?
I’d love this!

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:24

ForestGhost · 05/03/2026 18:23

Dogs too. She fucking hates dogs. And people on benefits.

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Bless! 😁

Pricelessadvice · 05/03/2026 18:24

God who’d be a bloody teacher nowadays! I’m so glad I left when I did!

Who cares what cup size a woman is, surely it’s their ability to teach and take care of your children that’s the most important thing??

Whats next? Ban fat teachers for setting a bad example?

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 05/03/2026 18:23

Come on OP, please share what you deem appropriate

ForestGhost · 05/03/2026 18:23

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 18:20

Going off us posts by the OP, I think she just has a problem with teachers.

Dogs too. She fucking hates dogs. And people on benefits.

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:22

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 18:20

Going off us posts by the OP, I think she just has a problem with teachers.

You should read her thoughts on WLI

"Shooting up drugs"

🤣🤣

HRTQueen · 05/03/2026 18:22

😆 yes big boob ladies hide yourself away as you may just get too much attention and judgement

Whatifitallgoesright · 05/03/2026 18:22

This man who wore prosthetic breasts was defended by his school board in Canada. Apparently we were all meant to collude in his fetish.
theinterim.com/issues/society-culture/school-defends-trans-teacher-with-cartoonishly-large-breasts/

Mmmchocolatebuttons · 05/03/2026 18:21

Are medium fake boobs okay? Or what if they're massive but really well done and natural looking? Would that be okay with you?

BlueMum16 · 05/03/2026 18:21

It's not the trans teacher that's always in the press for inappropriate boobs/clothes is it?

Otherwise, if she's appropriately dressed and modest I'm not sure there's an issue?

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