Page 25 | To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

Sunshineofyourlove · 05/03/2026 18:45

I am a teacher with huge natural boobs. What should I do, please?

Parrotstwice · 05/03/2026 18:45

Wtf are you talking about? How do you know they are fake and even if they are how is it any of your business?
I hope you aren't filling your children with nonsense that women with big breasts (real or fake) are of any less capability or value than ither women?? That WOULD be inappropriate

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 05/03/2026 18:44

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:36

Yes, 6th form teachers look like they're smuggling Phil and Grant Mitchell.

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Omg genuinely howling at this 🤣

AndSoFinally · 05/03/2026 18:44

Ha! That’s who I immediately thought of @Freya1542 😂

Sadcafe · 05/03/2026 18:43

Why should it be any more inappropriate than a teacher with a large natural bust or any teacher male or female who would be considered attractive, should everyone involved with impressionable children have to be vetted to make sure they are unattractive in every way

Coconutter24 · 05/03/2026 18:41

What has her boob size got to do with anything? Whether they are real or fake a teachers boob size should not get in the way of her teaching. So no it’s not inappropriate to have big boobs, it would be inappropriate to wear very very low cut strappy tops as a teacher regardless of boob size, big, small, natural or fake they should be dressed appropriately

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 18:40

Secretseverywhere · 05/03/2026 18:39

I think this sort of depends, that Canadian teacher was the ginormous ( and obvious) fake boobs was just ridiculous. I do think we’ve lost a bit of common sense with the “bring your whole self to work” thing, if your whole self wants to wear ginormous breasts, bondage gear or other random fetish wear it’s probsbly best saved for home.

That’s not a woman with large boobs though.

A man with plastic prosthetics under his clothes is an entirely different scenario.

likelysuspect · 05/03/2026 18:40

You havent provided a picture. Side view would be better

pimplebum · 05/03/2026 18:40

My mum had fake boobs and was a much loved and respected teacher

what about nurses ? Doctors? Dentists ?
cancer survivors ? Can they have fake boobs ?

Auroraloves · 05/03/2026 18:39

What does your husband think, does he think it’s inappropriate too?

Secretseverywhere · 05/03/2026 18:39

I think this sort of depends, that Canadian teacher was the ginormous ( and obvious) fake boobs was just ridiculous. I do think we’ve lost a bit of common sense with the “bring your whole self to work” thing, if your whole self wants to wear ginormous breasts, bondage gear or other random fetish wear it’s probsbly best saved for home.

DeltaVariant · 05/03/2026 18:38

Natal woman, 34J … naturally. Would I be allowed?

RamsayBoltonsConscience · 05/03/2026 18:36

Oh definitely because, as you know, teachers use their breasts for teaching and, unless they are natural, it really affects the learning of the class…

Seriously!!??

Mayflowerz · 05/03/2026 18:36

FordExplorer · 05/03/2026 18:27

Oh come on, don’t play dumb we ALL know what fake boobs look like when they’re big - I have H cup boobs naturally and they look very different to fake H cups and you know that….. You’re just pretending not to

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As someone else has already said to you a bad boob job is noticeable. I have 2 friends who have had their boobs done and you would never tell.

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:36

Breadcat24 · 05/03/2026 18:34

Are they allowed bigger boobs depending the age of student?
Age 5-7 32B
Age 7-11 34C
Age 11-16 38D
What sort of interview process are you thinking of

I think, according to the key stage guidance, you have your order reversed and it goes the other way. The 38Ds are more likely to be distracting to certain members of the 11-16 age group.

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:36

Breadcat24 · 05/03/2026 18:34

Are they allowed bigger boobs depending the age of student?
Age 5-7 32B
Age 7-11 34C
Age 11-16 38D
What sort of interview process are you thinking of

Yes, 6th form teachers look like they're smuggling Phil and Grant Mitchell.

Breadcat24 · 05/03/2026 18:34

Are they allowed bigger boobs depending the age of student?
Age 5-7 32B
Age 7-11 34C
Age 11-16 38D
What sort of interview process are you thinking of

dadtoateen · 05/03/2026 18:34

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

Not read the rest of the thread but oh my goodness you are being so unreasonable…..

assuming oh course said person can carry out the job to the standard required?

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:34

onelumporthree · 05/03/2026 18:31

It's the children's dads who are staring at the teacher's knockers, not the kids.

And the OP and her sister...

babasaclover · 05/03/2026 18:33

Toddlerteaplease · 05/03/2026 18:17

How do you know they are fake. I’ve known people with huge boobs that were not fake.

I was gonna say the same I was 30J bust and size 6 body. Hated them. Had a reduction but it was major surgery. Spent my life up until that point with people thinking they were fake

MissingSockDetective · 05/03/2026 18:32

I've got enormous feet, do parents mind, or should I be trimming those to suit expectations?

PollyBell · 05/03/2026 18:32

Nice try

Trusttheawesomeness · 05/03/2026 18:31

So, when people apply to study teaching, do you think there should be a question asking about their bra size?

What size is too big? And what about flat chested, would that be confusing too?

Can you explain exactly why a woman having large breasts is inappropriate? And what other other careers women should be banned from if they’ve got a decent bust?

onelumporthree · 05/03/2026 18:31

It's the children's dads who are staring at the teacher's knockers, not the kids.

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:31

I'd start by calling the police non-emergency number, OP (101). Then write to the head teacher, your MP, the secretary for education and Starmer.