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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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NoYourNameChanged · 05/03/2026 19:00

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 05/03/2026 18:23

Come on OP, please share what you deem appropriate

Only up to a D cup, and only teardrop shape, no rounds 😂
God forbid a woman has large natural breasts. Immediate reduction, mandatory.

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:59

Buscobel · 05/03/2026 18:57

You forgot the governors and Ofsted, probably spelled Ofstead.

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Off-stead, instead.

funrunsunday · 05/03/2026 18:58

Leave her alone and tell your Sister and BiL to get a bloody grip. I cannot believe this is genuinely serious?

Thedogscollar · 05/03/2026 18:58

I despair of what people think are worthy of posting about on this forum.
Looking at you OP.

Buscobel · 05/03/2026 18:57

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:31

I'd start by calling the police non-emergency number, OP (101). Then write to the head teacher, your MP, the secretary for education and Starmer.

You forgot the governors and Ofsted, probably spelled Ofstead.

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:54

Dollymylove · 05/03/2026 18:48

It depends whether the teacher concerned was wearing a low cut top with her tuts hanging out for everyone to see.
If she's I large busted woman with a jumper on thats a different matter

If her tits were hanging out, she would've been arrested (and sacked) for indecent exposure.

Also, it was 18 degrees here today and very sunny.

I saw no-one wearing jumpers.

ultracynic · 05/03/2026 18:54

My niece is a trainee teacher, size 10 with 30G boobs. Yes it’s unfair but they’re natural (but too big for her frame and she’s saving up for a reduction). Should she quit teaching?

faithfultoGeorgeMichael · 05/03/2026 18:53

@Whatifitallgoesright I thought this thread was about that pervert too!

Gowlett · 05/03/2026 18:53

I think that kids are better off growing up with awareness of different body types.

Some people like to “enhance” their face body. Some like to swap gender.

It’s no longer a case of different shapes, sizes. We’re into a whole new era…

user1476613140 · 05/03/2026 18:53

She's a lucky teacher!

TheBeaTgoeson1 · 05/03/2026 18:51

Don’t feed the…

GinaandGin · 05/03/2026 18:51

You sound like a right judgemental madam.
You could do with minding your own business

BiscoffCheesecakes · 05/03/2026 18:51

I bet your sister's husband doesn't have any complaints 🤣

NewZebra · 05/03/2026 18:51

It’s fine. Unless it’s that weird bloke in America (I think?) who wore those huuuuge ones and pretended to be a woman.

SnowyRock · 05/03/2026 18:50

What's the issue with it? Do you have a problem with make up or hair extensions too?
Should obese teachers find a new profession too incase they also influence children to want that body type?

MummyWillow1 · 05/03/2026 18:50

Why? Stop judging other people’s bodies. With this and the tattoo thread the other day it seems like some people have an agenda.

365RubyRed · 05/03/2026 18:50

Unless the teacher is Katie Price, then leave her alone. In fact, even if your kid's teacher IS Katie Price, still leave her alone.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 05/03/2026 18:50

My normal size was a 34 J,
They were huge.

I was a secondary teacher.

NotThisAgain1987 · 05/03/2026 18:49

If a child has enough knowledge to tell the difference between real and fake boobs there are major issues and the teachers surgery isn't one of them. Stop being weird around women's choices and childrens thoughts

Jackiepumpkinhead · 05/03/2026 18:48

ForestGhost · 05/03/2026 18:23

Dogs too. She fucking hates dogs. And people on benefits.

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She’s an absolute delight!

Oasl · 05/03/2026 18:48

Yabu.

if shes wearing revealing clothes, low cut top then that would be inappropriate whatever the size of her breasts.
But as you haven’t mentioned that, yabu, breast size isn’t a reason not to hire someone

sprigatito · 05/03/2026 18:48

Eh?! My best friend has the most mahoosive boobs I’ve ever seen. They’re gigantic. My best friend is also a highly intelligent, witty and empathetic person who would be an asset (pun intended) to any school. Who died and made you the arbiter of other people’s bodies? As long as she is appropriately dressed, it’s absolutely none of your business.

Dollymylove · 05/03/2026 18:48

It depends whether the teacher concerned was wearing a low cut top with her tuts hanging out for everyone to see.
If she's I large busted woman with a jumper on thats a different matter

HesarealJacquelineHigh · 05/03/2026 18:47

Your stupid rage bait post makes no sense. You said ‘iabu to think this is appropriate in a school’ therefore you think it’s fine. At least try harder to make your trolling make sense

Scottishskifun · 05/03/2026 18:46

What a bizarre thread if your serious OP then seriously give your head a wobble and find a hobby!

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