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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

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OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:16

If they’re like KP’s then yes not appropriate, otherwise, it wouldn’t be that obvious.

TheBlueKoala · 05/03/2026 19:16

She ought to be sacked on the spot. Did you touch them to make sure they were fake @OonaStubbs ? Did she have tattoos as well?

Oh and were there surprisingly many dads on the school run?

GreenEyesIsBack · 05/03/2026 19:15

Do you live in Canada?

Sarah24x · 05/03/2026 19:14

I have fake boobs but after two kids they have sagged. Without a bra they look like normal breasts.

If I wear a balconette or push up bra, they are much more accentuated in shape but I’d presume that would be the same for any woman with large breasts.

How does it affect the childrens learning? Would you say the same if a teacher had a large bum?

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:14

I've just checked The Teaching Standards.
Nope, nothing there.

Arlanymor · 05/03/2026 19:14

SpainToday · 05/03/2026 19:12

I had sensible sized breast implants some time ago, going from an A-cup to a D-cup, I’m not a risk to the general public! 😃

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Quite! Although to be fair I can sometimes be a risk to those circulating doors…

dementedmummy · 05/03/2026 19:13

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

Last time I looked the ampleness or absence of one's chest area bears no correlation to one's ability to teach small children

HolyFocacciaa · 05/03/2026 19:12

Well someone better call Victoria because her secret is out!

SpainToday · 05/03/2026 19:12

Arlanymor · 05/03/2026 18:18

From what you’ve said it sounds like the only people obsessing over the issue are the adults, not the kids. I am a 40EE, should I not be allowed to work with children ever? Grew them myself if that makes a difference.

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I had sensible sized breast implants some time ago, going from an A-cup to a D-cup, I’m not a risk to the general public! 😃

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:12

Mate, stop staring at women's boobs. It's creepy. Try to look them in the face.

Anonanonanonagain · 05/03/2026 19:11

Only if all she was wearing was nothing but nipple tassles.

peachie82 · 05/03/2026 19:11

So long as they are covered up (as all teachers boobs should be) and not hanging out in the classroom, then I can’t see the issue

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:08

Jackiepumpkinhead · 05/03/2026 18:48

She’s an absolute delight!

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Ah. We're getting quite the picture....

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 05/03/2026 19:07

There was a teacher at my boys school, many years ago, who had everything done, she would've been an insta hit these days. Do you know what the best thing about her was?
She was the best, loveliest, warmest teacher a kid could need.

Bikergran · 05/03/2026 19:06

I had a friend who at 17 was a 36H on top and a slim size 10 everywhere else. Some women are just built that way.

Endorewitch · 05/03/2026 19:06

How do you know tbey were fake?She could have naturally large breasts.
Anyhow,it isnt ,our business to query if she should be teaching. As long as she is a good teacher is all that matters.

Ponderingwindow · 05/03/2026 19:06

I wear a K cup. Doesn’t change when I lose weight, just my band size goes down. Am I allowed on school property? Could I be a teacher?

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:05

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:19

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes

Well who else's eyes could you have seen her with?

To answer your wind up question, no it's not inappropriate.

😂😂

Purpleturtle45 · 05/03/2026 19:04

Absolutely not any of your business and totally inappropriate to be discussing another woman's body with your family.

Stillputtingthefireon · 05/03/2026 19:03

SoSoLong · 05/03/2026 19:02

Shame on you! Won't you think of the children!?

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SoSoLong · 05/03/2026 19:02

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 05/03/2026 18:50

My normal size was a 34 J,
They were huge.

I was a secondary teacher.

Shame on you! Won't you think of the children!?

Stillputtingthefireon · 05/03/2026 19:02

Saw with your own eyes 😂😂

SunnyRedSnail · 05/03/2026 19:02

@OonaStubbs what is the issue?

Does it stop the child being able to see the teacher's face perhaps?

Are you worried she will turn round quickly and knock a child over?

Does your husband keep volunteering to do the school run as he likes catching a glimpse of the big boobs and it's making you feel a little inadequate?

Nope, I don't see the issue. Not sure how boob size affects a person's ability to teach. And how do you know they're fake??? Did your DH go give them a squeeze? Perhaps she just has naturally large pert boobies?

sprigatito · 05/03/2026 19:01

“Tits hanging out” 🤮 it never ceases to amaze me how much internalised misogyny there still is out there. What a disgusting and dehumanising way to talk about another woman.

Notmyreality · 05/03/2026 19:01

Only if it’s a male teacher.

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