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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

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OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:34

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

Safety hazard!

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 19:34

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

That’s not a woman with large breasts though. It’s a man with a fetish.

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:33

blubberball · 05/03/2026 19:24

When I've been for a bra fitting in the past, they asked me if my boobs were fake. They're very much real. Some people just naturally have big boobs. Sorry about that

But not many have boobs resembling balloons!

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 05/03/2026 19:33

What size boobs are acceptable for a teaching career? I train teachers so can add that in to the entry requirements.

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?
Submarinara · 05/03/2026 19:31

I’ll tell me dd she should resign forthwith from teaching because of her big knockers.

ffs.

Clonakilla · 05/03/2026 19:30

What impression would children be forming?

I’d be more concerned that impressionable children are around you and your equally misogynistic family.

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:30

@FreshInks
her previous comments elsewhere are ‘illuminating’ she’s a rabid dog hater, thinks doctors are overpaid, thinks all sex workers should jailed, she’s a delight of modern thinking!

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:28

emmetgirl · 05/03/2026 19:18

Are you the one that posted about teachers with tattoos?
Are you ok?
Do you have enough to occupy your mind on a day to day basis?

That was one crazy thread 😧!

brunettemic · 05/03/2026 19:25

But huge real boobs are ok?

blubberball · 05/03/2026 19:24

When I've been for a bra fitting in the past, they asked me if my boobs were fake. They're very much real. Some people just naturally have big boobs. Sorry about that

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:24

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 19:19

As OTT as the size of KP's boobs are, why would it be inappropriate just because the woman teaches kids?

Kids have eyes, and they see all sorts of different bodies when they're out and about.

The body belonging to their teacher should be neither here nor there.

If they are like KP’s, they’re grotesque, plus how would children concentrate ? Parents evening might last a bit longer, though!

MaggieBsBoat · 05/03/2026 19:24

Unless it’s a man engaging in a fetish then I don’t see why we should be telling actual women what their bodies should look like for the jobs they do. Keep your misogyny to yourself!

DreamTheMoors · 05/03/2026 19:23

Please allow me to answer your question with a question, @OonaStubbs

Do you think teachers are teachers 24 hours a day out of every 7 days per week 365 days per year?

liamharha · 05/03/2026 19:22

Asking as she's qualified I dont care ,we all come in different shapes and sizes .
Same could be said about tattoos and piercings who cares aslong as the kids are learning .

Lostworlds · 05/03/2026 19:21

What is the teacher wearing that makes it so inappropriate? How do you also know they are fake?
Most importantly, does it impact her teaching as I highly doubt it does!

Oohd · 05/03/2026 19:20

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:08

Ah. We're getting quite the picture....

Am going to have t to AS 😂

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 19:20

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 19:19

OP actually said that people taking weight loss drugs are ‘chasing the dragon’, which I believe is a reference to heroin

Yes, and 'shooting up drugs' lol.

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 19:19

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:16

If they’re like KP’s then yes not appropriate, otherwise, it wouldn’t be that obvious.

As OTT as the size of KP's boobs are, why would it be inappropriate just because the woman teaches kids?

Kids have eyes, and they see all sorts of different bodies when they're out and about.

The body belonging to their teacher should be neither here nor there.

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 19:19

OP actually said that people taking weight loss drugs are ‘chasing the dragon’, which I believe is a reference to heroin

Justgorgeous · 05/03/2026 19:19

Yeah, I bet her husband has spoken to her boobs. Sorry, spoken about.

emmetgirl · 05/03/2026 19:18

Are you the one that posted about teachers with tattoos?
Are you ok?
Do you have enough to occupy your mind on a day to day basis?

90sTrifle · 05/03/2026 19:18

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:14

I've just checked The Teaching Standards.
Nope, nothing there.

😂

90sTrifle · 05/03/2026 19:17

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

Mind your own business.

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