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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
ticketwoes · 05/03/2026 19:58

Ah shit.
i’ve got tiny tits. Do I need to leave my job in accounts and retrain?
kids are hard work.

maras2 · 05/03/2026 19:57

NotThisAgain1987 · 05/03/2026 18:18

I think you should stop forcing your opinions on other women and teach your niece people can choose to do what they wish with their bodies as long as it doesn't harm any one

Agree, but this made me think of 'Outnumbered' when Karen's auntie said that women can be any shape they want to be, and she answers 'not if it's a hexagon' Grin

Bitsandbobs2 · 05/03/2026 19:57

My child's teacher has perfect body and usually dressed with veeeeery tight jeans. I know at least 5 school mums who hate her because of her perfect bum. She is an amazing teacher and very nice person.

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 19:57

Well as someone who had cosmetic surgery on her boobs, YABU.

It changed my life, gave me more confidence and made me feel less self conscious and unattractive.

They went from 34J to 34C and I would recommend reduction to anyone.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 05/03/2026 19:56

38H bra size (naturally) and I've been working in a primary school for 15+ years. People like you are the problem, not people like me.

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:56

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:55

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne I misread that and thought why is she talking about wee chocolate penguins 🤣🤣biscuits I now realise😭

I didn’t understand that one!

Petrolitis · 05/03/2026 19:56

Don't be a dickhead about women's bodily autonomy OP.

HTH

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:55

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne I misread that and thought why is she talking about wee chocolate penguins 🤣🤣biscuits I now realise😭

Shinyhappyapple · 05/03/2026 19:53

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:30

@FreshInks
her previous comments elsewhere are ‘illuminating’ she’s a rabid dog hater, thinks doctors are overpaid, thinks all sex workers should jailed, she’s a delight of modern thinking!

Ah! I was just about to AS the OP myself so you’ve saved me some time. Like others, I was wondering if she was the OP behind the teacher with the tats thread. I know I’ve seen her UN before. Thanks .

ainsleysanob · 05/03/2026 19:52

You know that Pivot scene in friends?

OP is Ross.

The rest of us are Chandler……

Shut up, Shut up, SHUTTTTTUUUUUUPPP.

HappyHappyHawaii · 05/03/2026 19:49

Op you're abhorrent. Good for the teacher for doing what she wants with her body.

WeeScottishWedding · 05/03/2026 19:49

HeadyLamarr · 05/03/2026 18:19

At what bust size do you think women sh be prevented from having jobs?

Never mind jobs! Maybe anyone over a DD cup should be banned from leaving the house?

Think of the children.

IdaGlossop · 05/03/2026 19:49

Benny Hill is the head teacher, I bet.

Typo

fucketyfucketyfuckerty · 05/03/2026 19:49

As a size 8 someone with large natural (miraculously upright) boobs, which probably look fake, do you have any idea how difficult it is to dress professionally? How much I would LOVE to be able to wear clothes that don't look tent like in nature. I am utterly jealous that some friends get to show off and be proud of their bodies. Accentuate their figures with clothes instead of hiding them.

Frankly, this is completely irrelevant. Her boobs aren't teaching the class, she is.

Shinyhappyapple · 05/03/2026 19:48

What? So many questions here. How do you know they are fake? What about people who have naturally large boobs? I can’t believe this is a serious post.

Willowmacgregor · 05/03/2026 19:44

She should wear a modest smock that goes up to her chin to conceal her sinful dirty pillows (in the words of Carrie's mum) and adorn herself in multiple layers of petticoats that never go asunder. This scarlet woman should not be within a 5 mile radius of impressionable young minds and needs to repent for her heinous sins by praying for salvation. May the lord have mercy on her soul.

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:42

EarlJacksonSoulselfSatisfactionNSOUL · 05/03/2026 19:41

The people haters party and any other living thing that comes to mind

She'd probably do well in some constituencies.

EarlJacksonSoulselfSatisfactionNSOUL · 05/03/2026 19:41

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:39

Hey, OP have you thought about forming your own political party?
You'd certainly rival the Greens and Reform 👍

The people haters party and any other living thing that comes to mind

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:39

Hey, OP have you thought about forming your own political party?
You'd certainly rival the Greens and Reform 👍

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:38

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 19:37

She's not keen on the lowering of the chocolate content in Penguins, either.
🤣

That's a line crossed, right there.

Foundress · 05/03/2026 19:38

I taught for many years with teachers of all shapes and sizes. Teachers like the rest of the world come in all shapes and sizes. The shape and size of teachers is of no consequence to the quality of teaching and learning. Children unlike many adults are remarkably tolerant of differences.
A lovely teaching colleague was naturally large of bosom. She once leaned across a table in class and inadvertently plunged her boob into a paint palette containing wet paint. I believe her Art lesson was very successful despite this mishap.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 19:37

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:30

@FreshInks
her previous comments elsewhere are ‘illuminating’ she’s a rabid dog hater, thinks doctors are overpaid, thinks all sex workers should jailed, she’s a delight of modern thinking!

She's not keen on the lowering of the chocolate content in Penguins, either.
🤣

Smugglerstop · 05/03/2026 19:36

😂ffs.
Is this a joke?
Are you the 'women' police?
Please don't judge other women for their body choices and judging a TEACHER for this is just the daftest thing I've heard in a long time.

Do you want them all in cardigans, glasses and tights? Gowns, mortar boards and covering all flesh? As long as she's not naked, I'm sure she will be able to educate young minds without moral decline.

I'm hoping you arent real.

projectil · 05/03/2026 19:35

Arlanymor · 05/03/2026 18:18

From what you’ve said it sounds like the only people obsessing over the issue are the adults, not the kids. I am a 40EE, should I not be allowed to work with children ever? Grew them myself if that makes a difference.

Edited

It does make a difference. Of course it makes a difference.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 05/03/2026 19:35

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

That has already been mentioned all over the thread - several people beat you to it

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