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Original poster

To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

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OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 20:24

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Do explain to us, because we're struggling with the problem here...

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:24

My dd is “ridiculous” in an educational environment because she has been naturally blessed with a large top rack and keeps herself fit and active and is a size 8 and as a result of this, she shouldn’t be a teacher.

what the actual fuck?

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:23

This thread is disgusting and gross and the op is so far out of order in her attitudes it’s not true.

BrownSharpie · 05/03/2026 20:23

OP is either bonkers or jealous of the teacher.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 20:22

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:20

What?

she is. She’s been a 28j since she was 17.

trust me, she would rather not be.

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Sorry, I wasn't judging her but maybe she's the teacher the OP is so exercised by.

Usernamechanging · 05/03/2026 20:22

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

what do you suggest we do with our ridiculous boobs? I teach. My boobs are large. In what way do you assume my boobs are an impediment to your child's learning? I am 50 plus, by the way, not a 20 something. Long career behind me. As far as I know, no one has ever complained about the size of my chest. Should I not have become a teacher? I teach a shortage area subject if that helps you with your response.

Hollowvoice · 05/03/2026 20:21

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

What is the maximum size allowable in an educational environment?

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:20

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 20:18

Ah well, I think we've identified the teacher in question........

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What?

she is. She’s been a 28j since she was 17.

trust me, she would rather not be.

dadtoateen · 05/03/2026 20:20

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Why should it matter the size of her breasts?

does she do the job she is employed to do?

climbintheback · 05/03/2026 20:19

Years ago my sons swimming teacher had huge real boobs and he had to swim out and show how he would rescue her floating on her back - he was 10 it was hilarious I think she had a reduction on the NHS.

OwlBeThere · 05/03/2026 20:19

Freya1542 · 05/03/2026 18:20

@OonaStubbs do you mean like this person, or a young woman who has had augmentation?

What difference does it make if it’s a young woman, an old woman, a transwoman or a
man? There are men that grow breasts. Surely the stance we take with this is if it’s not your body it’s not your business? And that doesn’t matter if she’s young and pretty or old and ugly or anything else.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 20:18

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:17

How can you know if her boobs are fake?

dd is asked all the time if hers are fake. They’re not. She’s a 28J and a bloody good teacher.

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Ah well, I think we've identified the teacher in question........

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:17

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

How can you know if her boobs are fake?

dd is asked all the time if hers are fake. They’re not. She’s a 28J and a bloody good teacher.

AfraidToRun · 05/03/2026 20:16

My grandmother had natural G cups.. although she kept her massive knockers in the post office like a responsible person.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 20:15

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

We need to see a picture before making a judgement.

Original poster
OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

OP posts:
Hallywally · 05/03/2026 20:12

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtaf OP?

AgnesMcDoo · 05/03/2026 20:12

How you you possibly know whether they are real or fake?

and in what way do you think they size of her breasts is inappropriate

BillieWiper · 05/03/2026 20:08

It's inappropriate for a teacher to show their naked breasts in the workplace yeah. It's also inappropriate for people to look at or make comments on professionals' clothed breasts.

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 20:07

TheMorgenmuffel · 05/03/2026 20:04

do you mean breast enlargements or strap ons?

I think you mean "falsies" or "chicken fillets". Strap ons are.....not what you think they are.

INeedAnotherName · 05/03/2026 20:07

Can your niece spell teacher though despite the teacher having big boobs? 🤔

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:05

TheMorgenmuffel · 05/03/2026 20:04

do you mean breast enlargements or strap ons?

I don’t think a strap on goes on your chest …

TheMorgenmuffel · 05/03/2026 20:04

do you mean breast enlargements or strap ons?

EmeraldShamrock000 · 05/03/2026 19:59

Do you want to control the teachers body choices. You are being ridiculous.
My niece is very top heavy, she is slim, she is a teacher. It disgusts me that parents could be discussing her body. Weird.

ThePerfectWeekender · 05/03/2026 19:59

Rather DC were taught by her any day than bigots and leering dirty old men.