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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

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OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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k1233 · 05/03/2026 22:47

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

How do you know they are fake? I know many people with large chests - 12G, 12HH etc You're being judgemental. Some women have no control over the size of their chest and certainly haven't chosen that breast size.

justintimeforxmas · 05/03/2026 22:31

34 J cup teacher of 30 +years. You are being unreasonable. Mine aren’t fake - should I have had surgery to reduce them?

whoTFismadelaine · 05/03/2026 22:31

Pleeeeeaase continue, the world needs more women judging each other over their bodily choices...

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 22:25

Appleseason · 05/03/2026 22:19

And this judgement is why I avoided swimming for years.
And I still hate it now.

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Bless you. I note that poster thought it was "hilarious". That poor woman.

Appleseason · 05/03/2026 22:19

climbintheback · 05/03/2026 20:19

Years ago my sons swimming teacher had huge real boobs and he had to swim out and show how he would rescue her floating on her back - he was 10 it was hilarious I think she had a reduction on the NHS.

And this judgement is why I avoided swimming for years.
And I still hate it now.

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 22:05

@DameOfThrones
Breasts in an educational environment may well live on in MN lore 🤣🤣
Miss Oona clearly is stuck in some 1950s animal/woman hating world.

EarlJacksonSoulselfSatisfactionNSOUL · 05/03/2026 22:02

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 21:59

As a kid of the 70's

Nuttier than a Topic bar
or
Nuttier than a pound of squirrel shit!

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Remembered ..What has a hazelnut in every bite
Squirrels shite.
This aside this thread is bonkers.

hypnovic · 05/03/2026 22:00

Wtf large breasted women shouldn't teach? What's wrong with you ?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 21:59

GingerPants · 05/03/2026 21:58

I’m dying at ‘my sister and her husband have spoken to her about this in the past’ as if this teacher is going to resign or get smaller tits because a lunatic’s sister and a lunatic’s sister’s husband has spoken to her.

Yes, can you imagine how that conversation went?
Grin

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 21:59

EarlJacksonSoulselfSatisfactionNSOUL · 05/03/2026 21:53

Well don't feel crap,the majority of people wouldn't judge you in any way ,shape or form.
Op is nuttier than a nutty bar..the 70s kids will remember nutty bars.

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As a kid of the 70's

Nuttier than a Topic bar
or
Nuttier than a pound of squirrel shit!

mamabeth · 05/03/2026 21:59

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Charlize43 · 05/03/2026 21:58

I can only think you mean 'inappropriate' like this as it might impede her from reaching the blackboard?

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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?
GingerPants · 05/03/2026 21:58

I’m dying at ‘my sister and her husband have spoken to her about this in the past’ as if this teacher is going to resign or get smaller tits because a lunatic’s sister and a lunatic’s sister’s husband has spoken to her.

EarlJacksonSoulselfSatisfactionNSOUL · 05/03/2026 21:53

Elisirdamour · 05/03/2026 21:47

I have huge boobs (not fake) and now I feel a bit crap. People can be so judgemental.

Well don't feel crap,the majority of people wouldn't judge you in any way ,shape or form.
Op is nuttier than a nutty bar..the 70s kids will remember nutty bars.

Denim4ever · 05/03/2026 21:51

Hmm, I less inappropriate than skin tight leggings and crop tops on young kids.

ilovesooty · 05/03/2026 21:51

"Parading herself" Wow.

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DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 21:48

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Breasts in an educational environment! 🤣🤣

I hope they both apply for the same uni when they leave, otherwise there could be trouble.

Elisirdamour · 05/03/2026 21:47

I have huge boobs (not fake) and now I feel a bit crap. People can be so judgemental.

BadLad · 05/03/2026 21:46

Every post this OP ever makes is utterly ridiculous and stupid. This thread is no exception.

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 21:41

@mamabethwhat a vile comment

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Hyperfix8d · 05/03/2026 21:17

No. The only problem is people sexualising a woman’s body as if she should be hidden away. Raise children to understand bodies come in all shapes and sizes and it doesn’t mean anything other than exactly that.

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 21:04

TittyGajillions · 05/03/2026 21:02

I totally agree, no one in an educational environment should have anything bigger than a 30AA.

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Brilliant!

Can I be medically retired with full pension in my 30s?

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 21:03

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:31

I'd start by calling the police non-emergency number, OP (101). Then write to the head teacher, your MP, the secretary for education and Starmer.

Actually I think OFSTED is the only option here.
There can be a deep dive in her chest…