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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

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OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
k1233 · 06/03/2026 02:36

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 00:12

I did not say that.

I said that large FAKE boobs, which are intended for no reason other than to sexualise, are inappropriate for a teacher.

Similarly it would be inappropriate for a teacher to dress like a lap dancer.

The OP says they are fake. And so that is the premise of my response.

I have no way of knowing whether they ARE fake, but that is irrelevant. My response was in relation to the premise given in the OP - and it is that large fake boobs would be highly inappropriate.

So what is "large" in your opinion? B cup, D cup? It seems rather stupid to remove capable people from a shrinking pool just because of their boob size.

echt · 06/03/2026 01:52

The OP is a well-known, shit-stirring MNer. As well as being rather dense.

Do not engage.

beencaughttrollin · 06/03/2026 01:46

my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate

Yes, YABU to think it's appropriate that your sis and BIL are gossiping about the teacher's breast size.

IdaGlossop · 06/03/2026 01:39

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 21:59

Yes, can you imagine how that conversation went?
Grin

I am imagining Sunday lunch at OP's:

OP's sister, cutting into a Yorkshire pudding: 'Whose unfeasibly large breasts shall we talk about first?'
OP, helping herself to roast potatoes: 'Bert across the road has a new home help. Hers are so big and her feet are so small, I'm surprised she can stay upright. Honestly, next time we have high winds, I expect to find her face down in the middle of the road.'
OP's brother-in-law, spearing a cauliflower floret: 'The biggest pair I've ever seen were on a beach in Portugal. She could have had her eye out with them.'
OP's sister, fashioning a moat out of her mashed potatoes: 'I remember those, but I think the ones on the doctor's receptionist might have been a bit bigger - until she started Ozempic. They're not a blessing though, are they, when they're that size. Big, I mean."
OP, hearing a car pull up outside: 'That'll be dad.'
OP'S sister to OP's husband: 'Pass me the gravy, will you. I need it for my moat.'
OP: 'You come and sit by me, dad. Hey, you were here on Friday when Bert's new home help was round.'
Dad, chuckling: 'Round! That's about the sum of it!!'
OP's husband: 'Now you're being embarrassing and childish, if I may say so. Can't we talk about something other than unfeasibly large breasts?'
Dad, OP and sister, in unison: 'No.'
OP's husband: 'Oh, alright then. You three win. As usual.'

Tigerbalmshark · 06/03/2026 01:03

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 20:49

Oh this has just brought back memories of training to a lifeguard and people trying to do this exactly!
That and trying to find swimming costumes which aren’t indecent - still an issue for proper swimming!

The underwired speedo ones are great! (30G here)

Oneisallandallisone · 06/03/2026 00:41

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

My sister is a teacher and she is is small and slim, 5ft and a size 8, but she has natural 26HH boobs.

Should she change career having been a teacher all her life?

MrsClatterbuck · 06/03/2026 00:41

I read the op as her ds and bil had spoken to the teacher about her large boobs and was 😳
Sorry it's late and I'm tired.

Ohthatsabitshit · 06/03/2026 00:23

I have large boobs and have taught in school. It wasn’t an issue.

Doubletroubledoubled · 06/03/2026 00:13

I haven’t read the whole thread but if the OP is saying that women shouldn’t be teachers if they have big breasts (natural or not) I disagree.
If on the other hand she’s saying that they shouldn’t expose huge amounts cleavage, and wear tops that inevitably mean they do, I have more sympathy for her point of view.

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 00:12

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 23:16

Why is it highly inappropriate?

Please explain why you think that a woman who has big boobs (there is no proof that they are "fake") should not be teaching primary aged children.

ETA even if they are fake, why is it not ok?

Edited

I did not say that.

I said that large FAKE boobs, which are intended for no reason other than to sexualise, are inappropriate for a teacher.

Similarly it would be inappropriate for a teacher to dress like a lap dancer.

The OP says they are fake. And so that is the premise of my response.

I have no way of knowing whether they ARE fake, but that is irrelevant. My response was in relation to the premise given in the OP - and it is that large fake boobs would be highly inappropriate.

chaosmaker · 06/03/2026 00:12

Fake stuff shouldn't be allowed anywhere unless it's for medical reasons

Pusstachio · 05/03/2026 23:55

Kangarude · 05/03/2026 18:31

😂 She must have previously used someone else’s eyes

Maybe she means the teacher took OP’s eyes. Who knows where she got the boobs from too? OP saw the teacher (who may be a dog on benefits) with her own eyes and someone else’s boobs? YANBU OP

Pusstachio · 05/03/2026 23:51

ForestGhost · 05/03/2026 18:23

Dogs too. She fucking hates dogs. And people on benefits.

Tbf I wouldn’t want a dog with a boob job teaching my kids

FieryA · 05/03/2026 23:49

I definitely agree with you. Though my question is, how do we start? Should the ideal chest, height proportion be included in job description or even better, during teacher training courses. And how about men- I say no to those who have a pot belly and tight t- shirts.

climbintheback · 05/03/2026 23:23

Does anyone remember the TW teacher in Canada with the Z size boobs? Now that was hilarious and so very very weird, look it up if you think the UK was captured think again!

Macaroni46 · 05/03/2026 23:21

onelumporthree · 05/03/2026 18:29

Impressionable young children? Young kids are going to be far more impressed by a teacher who's 6'8" tall or has blue hair (or possibly both).

6’7” surely 🙈😂

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 23:16

NoFiller · 05/03/2026 23:07

I haven’t read any of the replies.

Of course, it is highly inappropriate.

But of course, given the nature of this forum, you will overwhelmingly receive responses that the teacher can do what she wants, that it’s no one else’s business, and, I bet, that even to question her choices is “misogyny”.

Had it been a male teacher wearing a huge dildo in his underpants, the responses would be outrage and telling you to call the police.

And the funny thing is that the posters won’t even be able to recognise or accept their own hypocrisy.

Edited

Why is it highly inappropriate?

Please explain why you think that a woman who has big boobs (there is no proof that they are "fake") should not be teaching primary aged children.

ETA even if they are fake, why is it not ok?

Shoemadlady · 05/03/2026 23:12

I think another woman’s boobs and body choices are none of your god damn business.

SugarPuffSandwiches · 05/03/2026 23:12

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

How do you know they're fake?! Confused
She might just have comically big bazookers for all you know 😁
Should all those with big breasts be deemed inappropriate to teach? What a ridiculous stance

custardlover · 05/03/2026 23:09

What are you talking about?

NoFiller · 05/03/2026 23:07

I haven’t read any of the replies.

Of course, it is highly inappropriate.

But of course, given the nature of this forum, you will overwhelmingly receive responses that the teacher can do what she wants, that it’s no one else’s business, and, I bet, that even to question her choices is “misogyny”.

Had it been a male teacher wearing a huge dildo in his underpants, the responses would be outrage and telling you to call the police.

And the funny thing is that the posters won’t even be able to recognise or accept their own hypocrisy.

Paperwhite209 · 05/03/2026 23:05

Get a grip.

When I first met my divorce lawyer she looked like Barbie - fake nails, tan and eyelashes, mane of blonde hair, bubblegum pink suit.

I'll admit I was a bit take aback but she was awesome...and lovely.

The size of someone's tits doesn't affect their ability to teach ffs.

Usernamechanging · 05/03/2026 23:02

LentilBurt · 05/03/2026 20:30

Is she teaching with her boobs?!?!

It’s gift

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 22:56

For some reason I'm still laughing at 'boobs in an educational environment'! 🤣🤣

And I haven't even had any wine 🤭

kotordreams · 05/03/2026 22:56

Can we ban you from your job from being inappropriately lacking in common sense?

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