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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 23:00

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

This takes the biscuit, I don’t want big boobs anywhere near my kids. And I’m not referring to David Jenkins, the Deputy Head whose is nickname is Big Boobs who bought my Victoria Sponge cake at the school fete last summer.

ForestGhost · 06/03/2026 22:56

sanityisamyth · 06/03/2026 22:55

Sorry. I work in a school with 34JJ boobs. Am I some sort of danger to the kids? More of a danger to my back!

Smothering them?

sanityisamyth · 06/03/2026 22:55

Sorry. I work in a school with 34JJ boobs. Am I some sort of danger to the kids? More of a danger to my back!

Missj25 · 06/03/2026 22:54

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

So what do you think should happen ???
What ?? , she should be called aside by the head & spoken to ??
Told that they feel it’s appropriate that she teaches the children with such big boobs !!!!
Do you see how CRAZY you sound !!!

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:53

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

My 13-year old son said his young biology teacher Miss De Meanor, has “great big tits” and a nice azzzz. Obviously, I was horrified hearing this. How dare you employ attractive young teachers to teach biology to kids!! Now my usually lazy son seems to do all his biology homework & insists on attending every lesson.

it’s not on, do you hear?! Not on!

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:48

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

please give this head

I don’t like some woman has big titties with the kids. It’s not fair. It’s ok if they are real, as that is respectable. But if big bazookas, totally not on. I intend to cum to school and check for myself.

Signed Highly offended.

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:42

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

“It has come to my husband’s unexpected attention that a young attractive lady with big knockers has the audacity to teach kids. He’s most upset about it, so much so, that he is now insisting on dropping off the kids in the morning & picking the kids up from school just to monitor the situation. He says if nothing is done about it he will insist on having daily meetings with the aforementioned young lady with the intention of disciplining her”

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:36

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

“You’re a bit tit, and I don’t like it”

ForestGhost · 06/03/2026 22:29

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

Does she get UC top ups and have a dog too?
Will it a full house bingo with you.

Tits are tits, and unless she is getting them out and pushing them into her pupil's faces... I am sure she is doing her job despite her mammaries, fake or not.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 06/03/2026 22:26

Is this a primary school? I'm sure the children don't even notice.

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

OP posts:
SemiRetiredLoveGoddeess · 06/03/2026 22:17

I am old, put on loads of
weight and weigh in at a grand 44F. All my own work.

My boobs are so big, l have to carry them around in two separate wheelbarrows.

So what do you make of that Oona?
🧜💃🫵
Ole!

Laurmolonlabe · 06/03/2026 21:42

These days fake boobs look very like the real thing, if you can't be sure they are fake- best not to put yourself in a very embarrassing position.

pollymere · 06/03/2026 21:38

How rude are you?! I can assure you that my 32Gs are all my own hard work thank you. I do wear vests under dresses to make sure they're covered up when teaching. Never had a student give them a second glance though.

crispyrick · 06/03/2026 21:00

30 E - best take them off and leave them at home before I teach 🤣

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 06/03/2026 20:07

I really want to know how you know they're fake.

ForQuirkyFawn · 06/03/2026 19:52

Especially if it's a bloke....

LaughingCat · 06/03/2026 19:38

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

As a natural 38JJ, I’ll ensure I don’t ever work with children then, OP. Thanks for the random judgement of us big-chested ladies 😂

maxslice · 06/03/2026 19:31

As with the concern about teachers with tattoos, this sounds like a you problem. Is she a good teacher? Do the kids like her and enjoy learning? Does she communicate well with the parents, coworkers, and administration? Yes? Then find something worth fretting about. And that you could actually do something about.

SnippySnappy · 06/03/2026 19:14

30G, university lecturer. If you want to pension me off in my 30s due to boob-related issues I'd gladly take it.

PGmicstand · 06/03/2026 19:12

Hollowvoice · 05/03/2026 20:21

What is the maximum size allowable in an educational environment?

I remember a teacher at my senior school who was very 'blessed in the boob department'. They were entirely natural as far as I am aware.
Unfortunately this was at a time when teenage boys were horribly behaved and people weren't so fussed about how they spoke to teachers. She must have dreaded coming in every day.

I also have a friend who has absolutely massive knockers. Again, these are entirely natural. I don't know what size she is but I know that she has to wear a sleep bra, and that her boobs go well down to her stomach.

LadybirdDaphne · 06/03/2026 19:09

I’m naturally a 32GG, although I’m an EA, so presumably covered under the provisions of the Sexy Secretary Act (1975).

Suedoh · 06/03/2026 18:47

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Yeah. Kind of.

Chinsupmeloves · 06/03/2026 18:41

What about teachers who have naturally huge boobs? Does this specific job require different rules? A very odd question 🤔

pouletvous · 06/03/2026 18:36

only if she wears inappropriate clothing. Low cut tops?

presumably not.