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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

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OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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Usernamechanging · 07/03/2026 12:16

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:26

I am not a teacher so it doesn't matter.

So you're only holding teachers to moral account over their breast size? What about medical personnel, social workers, ...anyone who's job is publicly funded?

SnakesandKnives · 07/03/2026 12:13

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

”Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?”
of course there are moral standards. If a teacher decided to get ‘children are all tiny wankers’ tattooed on her forehead it would definitely be considered an issue by most
if, after her boob job, she decided to come to school in a peek-a-boo gimp outfit there would also be a problem.

The size of her breasts is not one - whether they are real or fake. This really isn’t complicated for most people!

TheFormidableMrsC · 07/03/2026 11:57

I presume people with very large breasts are excluded from your moral code as long as they’re natural? I can’t believe what I’m reading here!

INeedAnotherName · 07/03/2026 11:57

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:26

I am not a teacher so it doesn't matter.

Yes it does if children can see you 😱

MetroCas · 07/03/2026 11:38

NOT BOOBS!!!!!

Will no one think of the children?

Are you seriously advocating for boob size restrictions for teachers? Or a ban on fake boobs in the teaching profession?

If it’s how she’s dressed that’s the problem then I’m sure the school will have a word.

Do you seriously think having a boob job is a moral issue?

Ponoka7 · 07/03/2026 11:32

This was one of the discussions around Drag acts reading in schools/libraries etc. Women don't get away with being that sexualised when working with young children.

But no, boobs are fine, as long as they are covered.

Snakebite61 · 07/03/2026 11:29

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

Our french teacher had huge boobs in the seventies. Obviously, the boys loved it.

NotMeAtAll · 07/03/2026 11:28

ForestGhost · 05/03/2026 18:23

Dogs too. She fucking hates dogs. And people on benefits.

My transdog used his benefits to pay for his boobs. He has eight now.

DameOfThrones · 07/03/2026 11:28

I'm sure school staff everywhere are breathing a huge sigh of relief.

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:26

INeedAnotherName · 07/03/2026 11:23

I want to see your body so I can judge. I think that's only fair.

Are your boobs too small and you are jealous?
Are you too fat/skinny and not a good role model for your children and so ss should take them away?
Do you wear too much make up or perhaps not enough and are scaring the horses?

Or is this yet another thread about a man unable to keep his eyes and his sexual urges to himself so blames women, and has also found himself a woman who thinks her man is always right?

I am not a teacher so it doesn't matter.

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TheLovelinessOfDemons · 07/03/2026 11:24

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

I've had 4 DC. My breasts increased in size and shape each time I was pregnant. Also, if it's a primary school, the children won't notice, and it's none of the parents' business. You're being very weird.

INeedAnotherName · 07/03/2026 11:23

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

I want to see your body so I can judge. I think that's only fair.

Are your boobs too small and you are jealous?
Are you too fat/skinny and not a good role model for your children and so ss should take them away?
Do you wear too much make up or perhaps not enough and are scaring the horses?

Or is this yet another thread about a man unable to keep his eyes and his sexual urges to himself so blames women, and has also found himself a woman who thinks her man is always right?

domenica1 · 07/03/2026 11:21

Someone I knew bless her had 28HH boobs and was a primary teacher. Presumably she had them checked at the interview and confirmed as authentic under your rules Op?!

Oasl · 07/03/2026 11:19

shes wearing clothes that cover her and aren’t inappropriate so she’s done her part
moral wise ds and her husband need to stop staring and tracking the size and shape of the teachers breasts, and discussing it, that’s weird and morally dubious to be looking at her so much.

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

Laurmolonlabe · 07/03/2026 08:33

I am interested how you are sure, because I have seen quite a few up close and personal, and I know that these days there is no way of knowing (unless you touch them) or if you see the scars- so how are you sure?

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

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TwinklySquid · 07/03/2026 09:19

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

Don’t you think it’s more inappropriate to make a thread about teachers tits?

Laurmolonlabe · 07/03/2026 08:33

I am interested how you are sure, because I have seen quite a few up close and personal, and I know that these days there is no way of knowing (unless you touch them) or if you see the scars- so how are you sure?

changeme4this · 07/03/2026 02:51

Surely there are other issues happening in your life that are more important….

I do hope your niece doesn’t hear you all talking about this teacher at home. Body shaming is not healthy for a young lass to be hearing.

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 23:31

DameOfThrones · 06/03/2026 09:34

NoFiller seems to have taken over where the OP left off.

The thread that keeps on giving! 🤣🤣

Exactly as I said in my first post, I quote: “And the funny thing is that the posters won’t even be able to recognise or accept their own hypocrisy.”

😂😂

BadLad · 06/03/2026 23:30

I don't know why this thread is still going.

No big mystery. It’s because of the amusement and amazement at how stupid the thread is.

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 23:25

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

I don’t like the fact that the new young teacher with big “bristols” is teaching kids. It’s not good. I filmed her at the school gate & I’m convinced they are fake. I showed my husband & he’s asked for more film footage, especially when she bends over to pick up toys in the playground. He says they’re fake, and I believe him.

He cares about the situation so much he’s spent hours looking at footage of her with low cut tops on just so we don’t have these Love Island types anywhere near young children.

did you check on her DBS form her medical information with her bra size? I suggest you do so quickly, so we know whether she is fake or not.

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 23:25

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 06/03/2026 08:24

This is unhinged. The fact you are attempting to compare a woman having large breasts with a man displaying publicly that he is sexually aroused is completely fucked up. Have a word with yourself.

The fact that you seem unable to spot the distinction between a woman having breasts of whatever size they may be naturally (“large” or otherwise being irrelevant), and a woman who deliberately has fake implants for no reason other than to generate sexual attention, while she is teaching young children, is a sad Indictment of whichever education system “taught” you.

One might even wonder if this might conceivably be explained by your being distracted by a teacher’s inappropriate flaunting during English comprehension or analytical skills lessons while at school.

pollymere · 06/03/2026 23:22

Oh... And I've got natural blonde hair too to go with the big boobs. It's never affected my ability to teach kids from 5-19. Although I try and avoid KS1 as they tend to be sticky.

sanityisamyth · 06/03/2026 23:06

ForestGhost · 06/03/2026 22:56

Smothering them?

Ahhh yes! Fair point 🤣

Laurmolonlabe · 06/03/2026 23:00

I made costumes for theatre for years- unless the fake boobs are old and have gone hard and lumpy- and you have seen that because you have seen her with her bra off you cannot be sure they are fake.
As you say though even if they are I don't see that it would interfere with her teaching abilities- so I really don't think you can raise it.

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