£40,000 per family to leave UK should be open to everyone

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Ablondiebutagoody · 05/03/2026 13:21

Labour Government to pay failed asylum seekers up to 40 grand per family to leave the UK (10 grand per person).

I want a piece of the action and considering it is taxpayer funded, it should be open to all.

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5128gap · 05/03/2026 13:32

Maybe set up a Gofundme and share the link.

GranolaBaker · 05/03/2026 13:31

That’s hilarious. I’m an immigrant (here legally, now have citizenship) but £40k would be enough to pay for all the hassle of relocating to my home country.

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 05/03/2026 13:29

Well I think benefits paid to people who are sick should be open to all. I mean, it's not fair is it, just because I haven't got cancer or something I'm not entitled to extra money?

Listen to yourself you plonker.

CleanSkin · 05/03/2026 13:29

That would be nice OP.
I’m going on holiday to Spain for a week, will that qualify?

HoskinsChoice · 05/03/2026 13:25

This thread rates very highly on the goadiness scale.

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