To think that real life sex isn’t like TV?

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We can manage about 10 minutes - any more than that and it starts getting very uncomfortable for me!

Clearly not peri menopause as al km that friction, plus vaginal dryness would set her on fire! 😂

I dunno, my husband is very good at delaying while making sure I'm satisfied multiple times, I don't think it's a case of him not being up for it enough as if we're aware we're short of time we can 0-100 in 5 mins or so

I do get a bit sort of sore or achey if I orgasm too many times.

No one is shagging like they they do on Bridgerton otherwise producers of cystitis relief would all be billionaires.

An hour of penetration isnt really exciting to me, i think when its all a bit passionate & you are both very up for it, to be honest it doesn't last long does it but so?

If you deposit it very deeply, clamp as they remove themselves and then shimmy it stays in. This is a weird conversation

I think its sort of a very exaggerated version of what it can occasionally be like in the very early stages of a relationship when you are about 25.... but with an added dose of sneaking around/hiding etc that makes it all a bit furtive and exciting.

I remember being that age and (now) DH and i having sex on the kitchen counter against the wall, I suppose it was a bit bridgertony in the sense of pushing stuff out of the way and cracking on 😂. But less furtive in that we lived together & had done for 2 years.

It's definitely not a situation where either of us get bored.

An HOUR of penetration?

And you don’t get sore? Or bored?

Blimey!

It's not an hour of constant plugging away. It's slow and varied and involves position changes etc. I get this a lot when I talk about the sex we have. I dunno. It's what we've always done and I've only had 1 other serious partner and we were similar. We get sort of caught up in it and time kind of disappears

Not too far….. but sperm starts back tracking immediately! 🤣

Maybe DH just produces copious amounts of it.

Or maybe I need to learn the skill of temporarily clamping my vagina shut….. it would certainly reduce the amount of washing I do 🤣

YANBU. On TV and in films they often get it over with in less than a minute! No foreplay or anything. The 'sex scene' between April and Frank in the film Revolutionary Road where April fell pregnant again, lasted about 30 seconds. He just shoved her up against a door and wallop wallop wallop and then it was over.

Real life sex is much better IMO.

An hour of penetration 😱. Do you not chafe?

an hour? A whole hour? And that’s enjoyable?

my mind is blown.

I just grip tightly until I get there, how far are you from your bathroom?

I dunno. We've always spent an hour or 2, foreplay, cuddling etc, usually no more than an hour actual penetration I suppose. We get all caught up in enjoying the sensations and things and then we try to delay the ending because we're enjoying it then we collapse exhausted at the end.

As I say we've learnt to be more efficient since having kids but it was our wedding anniversary this week and we dropped kids at school then almost missed our lunch reservation

This is very true. DH and I were trying some new positions the other week and I actually fell off him and landed fully on my back with my legs in the air like a dead fly. 🙈 We couldn't speak for laughing and then carried on.

I think being able to laugh about these things together and not take yourself too seriously is crucial.

I took it to mean the part after sex where the woman shoves something between her thighs (like a towel, a pillow case, her t-shirt etc) to plug herself up whilst she waddles off to the bathroom to stop any sperm from dripping out onto the floor until she gets there 🤣🤣

Good sex for me doesn’t have to be a ‘long slow session’ at all. Some of the best sex I’ve had in my life was the absolute opposite of that.

Nobody in Bridgerton is having sex sessions that last 1-2 hours.

The idea of having a sex session that lasts for up to two hours blows my mind. I think I’d get bored. Admittedly I’m not the type of person who enjoys drawing things out though.

Anytime I sit down for a REALLY delicious meal I always tell myself not to rush it, and to just eat slowly and enjoy every mouthful and savour it etc etc, but I find it impossible and I just wolf it down!

I still think that might be what they did.

I haven't got a clue what a 'post sex cup and waddle' is - am I missing out?

I have had some earth-shattering sex when I was young though, with some extremely talented and handsome men, so dont feel I've missed out when watching things like Bridgerton. They have better lighting and back-drops perhaps. 😄

T'was ever thus.

Or the most common one in our household ‘you’re laying on my tit’

the peril of being exceptionally well endowed.

I've not seen Brigerton. But, I've never even known people in real life even have breakfast like people on the telly, and good sex is way more aspirational than good breakfast.
The people having all the good sex are probably too busy to be watching telly anyway.