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To find it enraging that my husband goes to the toilet for five minutes without fail every time dinner is ready

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Designless · 14/02/2026 21:10

Why the fuck can't he go during the hour before dinner inevitably being ready instead of making everyone wait imaging him sitting on the shitter?

If I ever express annoyance he whines really annoyingly.

God it feels good to let this out.

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Designless · 14/02/2026 21:13

Bigtreeesss · 14/02/2026 21:12

Tell him it’s ready 5 mins before it is 🤷‍♀️

I still then need to imagine him defecating immediately before I eat

Who needs to fucking one in one out in this way

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Nicecatneighbour · 14/02/2026 21:13

I give a 10 minute warning of when l will be dishing up. If they dawdle their dinner goes cold. That is all. 🤷‍♂️

Bigtreeesss · 14/02/2026 21:12

Tell him it’s ready 5 mins before it is 🤷‍♀️

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