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Reform to institute Prima Nocta

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 16:19

Farage has promised to institute Prima Nocta if they win the next GE. All women will have to have unprotected sex with another man on their wedding night, but here's the twist - the woman gets to choose the man.

They've got my vote.

Are they being unreasonable?

Reform to institute Prima Nocta
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Piggywaspushed · 14/02/2026 17:19

I might suggest we look towards Hugh Grant? He's likely to be in the UK. Tom Cruise pops by from time to time.

drspouse · 14/02/2026 17:19

I'll have to get married again then. Tom Hiddleston anyone?
Edited twice because I got the wrong actor and then I can't spell.

Petrolitis · 14/02/2026 17:18

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:15

Does it have to be a nearby man or can you order one in? Like Chris Hemsworth is in Australia a lot now and it's a long flight. Equally Brad Pitt is in the US which is a good few hours flight too.

I don't want to downgrade my choice due to logistics alone.

Has nasty Nige factored any of this in to his new policy? I know he wants to put what women want and need at the very tip top of his agenda.

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:15

Does it have to be a nearby man or can you order one in? Like Chris Hemsworth is in Australia a lot now and it's a long flight. Equally Brad Pitt is in the US which is a good few hours flight too.

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 16:59

My husband passed out drunk in a taxi on our wedding night, but oh! What could have been…

Reform to institute Prima Nocta
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Supporting2026 · 14/02/2026 16:32

I also wouldn't vote reform but couldn't find any news coverage to suggest this is true. Where did you get it from?

Boomer55 · 14/02/2026 16:28

I wouldn’t vote Reform, but most of this is fake news. Best check your sources. 🙄

blacksax · 14/02/2026 16:28

TheAutumnCrow · 14/02/2026 16:25

What if we all pick Farage?

The exertion would probably finish him off.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

TheAutumnCrow · 14/02/2026 16:25

What if we all pick Farage?

Notmyreality · 14/02/2026 16:24

Gets my vote

GretaGip · 14/02/2026 16:20

Blessed be the fruit