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CoolFineDoneWicked · 2026-02-14T16:19:37+00:00

Farage has promised to institute Prima Nocta if they win the next GE. All women will have to have unprotected sex with another man on their wedding night, but here's the twist - the woman gets to choose the man. They've got my vote. Are they being unreasonable?

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 18:19

Dabralor · 14/02/2026 17:48

It’s like deliveroo- they arrive tepid and a bit sweaty on the back of an e-bike. Later than you’d like and not as nice as you’d hoped.

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Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 18:17

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:42

There's always one CF! NO it can't be back dated @Dolamroth you'll have to divorce & remarry.

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Oh well, if it's for the good of the country. Sigh.

BeachLifeoOhLaLa · 14/02/2026 17:58

Henry Cavill! Never thought it would happen but reform have my vote!

viques · 14/02/2026 17:53

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:29

Can you imagine Britain in 10 years time though? Primary schools full of mini Hollywood superstars! I think we've all forgotten the obvious though - David Beckham!!! British, patriotic and clearly able to reproduce! X

Oh come on! Imagine what that would do to the average Uk IQ, we’d be back living in caves within a generation, boxes of matches would become currency……

goldenappleofthesun · 14/02/2026 17:53

I mean, OK if I have to. For England.

I choose Jason Momoa. runs to book hotel room

FindingMeno · 14/02/2026 17:53

Could I get a voucher for a decent curry instead?

Piggywaspushed · 14/02/2026 17:52

Can they also organise time travel because I'm drawn to the idea of 40 years ago Harrison Ford?

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 17:49

Petrolitis · 14/02/2026 17:46

No no, that's too expensive and time consuming.

Might be willing to do it to have a go on Tom Hiddleston but I also don't want to be a burden on the taxpayer, and shipping Tom in could be costly.

Hmmmm im torn.

Now if the wonderful Alan Rickman still walked this earth, Reform could get my vote now.

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Really don't worry about being a burden on the taxpayer. It is all fully costed, as I said above. There will be so much money sloshing around after Reform's DOGE has done their work, that there will be enough for this, the NHS, and a sovereign wealth fund. The trains will also run on time.

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Dabralor · 14/02/2026 17:48

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:15

Does it have to be a nearby man or can you order one in? Like Chris Hemsworth is in Australia a lot now and it's a long flight. Equally Brad Pitt is in the US which is a good few hours flight too.

It’s like deliveroo- they arrive tepid and a bit sweaty on the back of an e-bike. Later than you’d like and not as nice as you’d hoped.

Piggywaspushed · 14/02/2026 17:48

I feel sure he could make an exception.

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:47

Supporting2026 · 14/02/2026 16:32

I also wouldn't vote reform but couldn't find any news coverage to suggest this is true. Where did you get it from?

Oh god - we've been living in the land of the crazed the last few years, we've become unable to spot sarcasm.
Hell in a handcart I tell you.<tuts>

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 17:46

I think, as a pp said, you will have to divorce and remarry. Vow renewals do not count.

Sorry @Piggywaspushed, I doubt Tom Cruise would be up for it.

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Petrolitis · 14/02/2026 17:46

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:42

There's always one CF! NO it can't be back dated @Dolamroth you'll have to divorce & remarry.

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No no, that's too expensive and time consuming.

Might be willing to do it to have a go on Tom Hiddleston but I also don't want to be a burden on the taxpayer, and shipping Tom in could be costly.

Hmmmm im torn.

Now if the wonderful Alan Rickman still walked this earth, Reform could get my vote now.

Barney16 · 14/02/2026 17:44

I have been married twice, soooo do I get two choices?

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:43

NaysayerOrMeanie · 14/02/2026 17:39

Do you get an exemption if you're a lesbian?

My best friend wants Gillian Anderson & who is Nigel to argue?

MeAndMyGhost · 14/02/2026 17:43

What On earth,

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:42

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 17:32

What if you are already married? Can it be backdated?

There's always one CF! NO it can't be back dated @Dolamroth you'll have to divorce & remarry.

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 14/02/2026 17:41

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 17:32

What if you are already married? Can it be backdated?

Yes, I would also like to know this, please.

(Eyes up Sean Bean surreptiously).

shellyleppard · 14/02/2026 17:41

I'll have guy garvey from elbow please 🙏❤️🙏

NaysayerOrMeanie · 14/02/2026 17:39

Do you get an exemption if you're a lesbian?

Dragonflytamer · 14/02/2026 17:38

Supporting2026 · 14/02/2026 16:32

I also wouldn't vote reform but couldn't find any news coverage to suggest this is true. Where did you get it from?

Of its not true. I think its suppose to be funny. Else labour are coming up with more and more bizarre distractions from Starmer's pedophile supporting mates.

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 17:37

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:29

Can you imagine Britain in 10 years time though? Primary schools full of mini Hollywood superstars! I think we've all forgotten the obvious though - David Beckham!!! British, patriotic and clearly able to reproduce! X

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 17:32

What if you are already married? Can it be backdated?

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:29

Can you imagine Britain in 10 years time though? Primary schools full of mini Hollywood superstars! I think we've all forgotten the obvious though - David Beckham!!! British, patriotic and clearly able to reproduce! X

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 17:25

Reform are extremely pro choice - it can be literally anyone, and we don’t have to share. This will be taxpayer funded, and, like all Reform policies, has been fully costed.

Play ball.

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