To ask for examples of the worst behaviour you've seen from an adult at a wedding?

FWIW, I went to an AF wedding. The couple had met in AA.

Personally I loved it, because I have a history of problematic drinking so it was nice to take it out of the equation It was a glorious afternoon tea and it was just wonderful.

But, fuck me, people moaned. Thankfully it was on their own farm so it didn't matter if people snuck alcohol in vis a vis a licence for the venue. But wholly crap people were shitty about it. And left early.

Got to be the one where we left the reception and there was a fight in the car park. As we drove past we noticed it was the bride and groom fist fighting. Friends of dh not mine 😅

🤣🤣🤣 Wonderful description!

Forgot something from my wedding - the reception venue had floors at different levels so often up one step or down one step as you moved about. This wreaked havoc amongst the elderly guests and later the drunk ones - they were going down like nine pins. It was like the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan but without the sea, sand and gunshots!

Yep. The staff were terrified of the wedding party’s behaviour. The whole venue was shut down with police support and no one - not even the guests who had paid to stay at the venue- were allowed back in that evening.

I've been to two weddings where the bride was crying before the ceremony as she didn't want to go through with it.
One was my cousin's and I saw a completely different side to my Aunt and Uncle who were very much "we have spent all this money and you bloody well are going through with it". Marriage lasted less than a year.
Second was a workmate from an Asian background, her Mum and Dad threatened to have no more contact with her unless she married her first cousin. She went ahead. Ten years on she's still married, living in Pakistan and still unhappy.
So sad and unbelievable that you can lovingly raise a child to adulthood then not want them to be happy.

They had to shut the venue down??

This cannot be real for sure 😂Really?? Did they stay together?

The FOB speech at a friend’s wedding. He announced that the bride was a wog which stood for woman of God. The bride was white, the groom black. The shocked silence was lengthy and the atmosphere incredibly tense. He was always an absolute arse.

Shame. We had this situation (although asked the friend to take extra photos) and it worked really well. My friend is a photographer but wanted her as a guest, not the man photographer but she took lovely photos alongside the professional (actually prefer her photos)!!

I'd forgotten about this until reading this thread:

At my lovely daughter's wedding to an equally nice chap, my BIL turned up in his oily mechanic overalls. Why would you do that?? Why bother to come?? What point was he trying to make? We hadn't (to my knowledge) fallen out, it was done out of pure spite.

I have attended quite a few weddings over the decaded. Most went well with only a minor hitch or two. I have never witnessed any of the behaviour like the stuff I have read on this thread, I feel a bit cheated tbh 🤣🤣🤣

Our wedding was wonderful (to me) bar the bestmans speech which was awful and tasteless. Much like the stag, he’d made no effort and tried to wing it. I just cringed throughout. We don’t have much to do with him now.

At a colleagues wedding in the middle of nowhere… the Auntie had hit the red wine at 10am and just as the couple were saying their vows, she stood up and dramatically announced she couldn’t stand to watch and stormed out. We didn’t see her for the rest of the day.

The wedding breakfast ended in a fight and the entire venue was shut down by the police just as the evening guests arrived. No one was allowed back in the venue and so we had to stand around in the rain waiting for hours for taxis to arrive.

Fair play to him for recognising his limits though.

Not exactly at a wedding, but I do remember years ago working for a basement nightclub that had a reputation for being fun, but an absolute dive - back in the days where promotors could include silly drinks offers and no one worried about safety. The typical clientele were 18-21 and it was known as one of the places you'd have a good chance getting in underage too. Dress code decidedly casual, not least because you were likely to have alcopops drinks spilled over you on the dance floor.

At some point in the evening, a bride and groom walked in, in full wedding attire. Full meringue style dress, I've no idea how she even got down the stairs. They looked a right sight amongst all the students dancing to Oasis in jeans and t shirts. It wasn't long though before the bouncers had to physically remove them because despite giving them a warning for their behaviour, they started having sex in the middle of the dance floor. I remember the groom trying to swing for a bouncer and he and another guy launched him out of the fire exit, with the bride running after him screaming. I can't imagine what wedding they had that that was their after-party.

A work colleague had split up with his long term girlfriend, snd asked me to be a plus one at his brothers wedding where he was best man. I didn’t really like him, but went along with it to show some support.

He told the filthiest horrible sexually explicit joke as part his best man’s speech, too disgusting to repeat on here. The room was stunned into shocked silence for a few seconds followed swiftly by a punch up between the two brothers. Horrific and so embarrassing not only at the time but at work afterwards.

Oh…another classy affair!

Speechless….

OMFG!!😳

Please tell us!

Wasn’t there myself but a wedding where police vans turned up 3 times and both bride and groom were eventually carted off and several others given a warning. Way to spend your wedding night. Bar was trashed. Apparently the dance floor didn’t notice and were still belting out ‘Waterloo!’ As the hotel eventually turned the lights on. Drunk and drugs. My friends who were there, very clean living people, were appalled yet entertained.

That is NOT social anxiety it’s called being an immature cunt

The poor groom! What a horrible bunch of arseholes.

I read through most of the thread whilst on a train journey yesterday.

I admire people who have small weddings, and the two couples I know who did this have been married for over 20 years now. This thread makes me feel that a small wedding is a good thing even more.

Some of the stories may be exaggerated I know, even so, thank you to all of you who have retold them.

hilarious as this thread is, it's as though the Apocalypse was due and people just go crazy. Drugs, sex, arson, theft and that's on a good day. like something from Brassic.