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Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:44

Just that really.

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Warmlover · 07/02/2026 18:04

Men’s penises do not exist to be sucked. And women don’t exist to ‘play’ them.

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 18:04

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:00

He would if it was after taking the tested virtual source shower gel as mentioned.. will bring tears to his eyes

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He does object to the mint one on his nethers. The lemon one is fine. 🤣

Now chopping chillis then the ole scratch without thinking 😆 give us girls a giggle in the house watching him prance around.

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:03

MyballsareSandy2015 · 07/02/2026 18:02

Imperial Leather or I’m not going near it.

i personally like a bar of dove

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MyballsareSandy2015 · 07/02/2026 18:02

Imperial Leather or I’m not going near it.

TheIceBear · 07/02/2026 18:02

Ew

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:00

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

He would if it was after taking the tested virtual source shower gel as mentioned.. will bring tears to his eyes

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:00

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

He would if it was after taking the tested virtual source shower gel as mentioned.. will bring tears to his eyes

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LittleGreenDragons · 07/02/2026 18:00

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

snort

just spat out my hot cock

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😱😱

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:58

bloomchamp · 07/02/2026 17:57

They should only use that minty shower gel by original source….

I used this in the midst of depressive episodes.

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:58

Pancakeflipper · 07/02/2026 17:52

BLURGH.

Does that mean vegetarians and vegans can't play it ?

Unfortunately not, they’re stuck with a Tofu Tube, much less appealing tbh.

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ssquareeyess · 07/02/2026 17:57

I haven't played the beef flute in 4 years and my god I don't miss it.

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

InveterateWineDrinker · 07/02/2026 17:56

I find them a bit too hairy

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snort

just spat out my hot cock

bloomchamp · 07/02/2026 17:57

They should only use that minty shower gel by original source….

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

Flannelfeet · 07/02/2026 17:54

Coco nuts!!

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Pmsl

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your reply wasn’t showing when I posted

InveterateWineDrinker · 07/02/2026 17:56

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:56

I actually like coco nuts 😂😂

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I find them a bit too hairy

Menopausio · 07/02/2026 17:56

Yes they should.
Bravo for Beef Flute 👏👏👏

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:56

pinkblueyelloworange · 07/02/2026 17:52

Also anything coconut scented.

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I actually like coco nuts 😂😂

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BeckyAMumsnet · 07/02/2026 17:55

Oh, that's a new one.

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Mysterian · 07/02/2026 17:55

muddyford · 07/02/2026 17:51

A friend called it a pink oboe, much to the entertainment of our vicar friend! Never heard beef flute before.

A phrase from a Peter Cook sketch.

GreenIsTheColourOfMyHoliday · 07/02/2026 17:54

InveterateWineDrinker · 07/02/2026 17:51

Better than using Lynx shower gel. It tastes vile.

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Flannelfeet · 07/02/2026 17:54

pinkblueyelloworange · 07/02/2026 17:52

Also anything coconut scented.

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Coco nuts!!

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:53

I’ve heard it called many things but a beef flute is a first.

Dh uses shower gel on his penis and testicles 👍🏻

Fatiguedwithlife · 07/02/2026 17:52

Apparently bar soap for the bum hole and shower gel for the peen. 🤷‍♀️

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 07/02/2026 17:52

Definitely use soap and water. Very scummy if you don’t.