Page 4 | Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

Flannelfeet · 07/02/2026 18:47

BauhausOfEliott · 07/02/2026 18:44

Soap definitely can cause thrush for men if it gets trapped under the foreskin. My ex-partner had this problem and the doctor told him to use unscented, pH body wash on the shaft and just plain water under the foreskin.

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Jesus christ I actually feel sick at thinking about your husband's special way of washing his wanger 😳🤢🤢

BauhausOfEliott · 07/02/2026 18:44

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:49

Yes! I was having a conversation around not using soap as it can cause thrush in women.. and a friend (male) said it’s the same for men, they should use soap and all they need it warm water! We’ve disagreed and it sparked a debate so I must ask here 🤣

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Soap definitely can cause thrush for men if it gets trapped under the foreskin. My ex-partner had this problem and the doctor told him to use unscented, pH body wash on the shaft and just plain water under the foreskin.

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:43

TheMorgenmuffel · 07/02/2026 18:42

I wonder why its called a blow job. Surely it should be be a suck job.

I think that’s just because the term blow job feels classier than suck job. I can’t imagine dame Judy Dench offering her fella a suck job.

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Sarah24x · 07/02/2026 18:43

Beef flute 🤣

Tbh, my xh was a Muslim and used to wash it obsessively. After every wee, he’d wash it with soap and water.

I regularly used to get BV when with him.

Maybe because it was circumcised but I would hope all men would wash it with soap and bath water in the shower!

TheMorgenmuffel · 07/02/2026 18:42

I wonder why its called a blow job. Surely it should be be a suck job.

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:40

Cherrytree86 · 07/02/2026 18:35

@TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny

Do you really? Why?? Might have to get some

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The euphoric burning forces me out of my depression and makes me do a ‘ooh ahh ahh ooh ooh’ jig for about 15 minutes after use.

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MasculineProviderEnergy · 07/02/2026 18:40

ssquareeyess · 07/02/2026 17:57

I haven't played the beef flute in 4 years and my god I don't miss it.

Haha, I sometimes think this too.

OrangeAxolotyl · 07/02/2026 18:38

BeckyAMumsnet · 07/02/2026 17:55

Oh, that's a new one.

Please tell us the list is pinned up at MNHQ?.

CanadianJohn2 · 07/02/2026 18:38

Churchyard · 07/02/2026 18:22

Wood cock?

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I've heard of skin flute, but beef flute is a new one.

With thrush, dove, and woodcock mentioned, I wonder if it should be called a perch. Or would that be too fishy?

MrsMoastyToasty · 07/02/2026 18:38

If you're Scottish, you can claim iyoure a Mcdonald and it's a Quarter Pounder (with or without cheese).

OriginalSkang · 07/02/2026 18:36

I wonder if they'd fell bad if they swallowed without asking first

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 07/02/2026 18:35

Frostynoman · 07/02/2026 18:34

Perhaps a bagpipe?

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The most erotic of musical instruments 🥵

Cherrytree86 · 07/02/2026 18:35

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:58

I used this in the midst of depressive episodes.

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@TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny

Do you really? Why?? Might have to get some

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 18:35

oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 07/02/2026 18:30

I've often wondered if vegans swallow it.
Perhaps someone can enlighten me ?

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If you’re serious. Yes they can. Because they have consent 😅

Frostynoman · 07/02/2026 18:34

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

Perhaps a bagpipe?

Guerlainade · 07/02/2026 18:33

I prefer mine in the dishwasher (well not mine as in attached to me but ykwim as then you know it's had a proper good wash!

And I wish I hadn't opened this thread whilst eating as the term 'beef flute' 🤮

Edit: autocorrect

OriginalSkang · 07/02/2026 18:33

I've heard it called a skin flute, but this is the first time I've heard beef flute 😁

oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 07/02/2026 18:32

@TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny
I'm wondering what country or UK area you're from, never heard it called that before.

ArtfulOrca · 07/02/2026 18:31

😂

oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 07/02/2026 18:30

Pancakeflipper · 07/02/2026 17:52

BLURGH.

Does that mean vegetarians and vegans can't play it ?

I've often wondered if vegans swallow it.
Perhaps someone can enlighten me ?

InterestedDad37 · 07/02/2026 18:28

Beef flute 😂😂😂
And yes, everything should be spotless 🙂

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 07/02/2026 18:28

CurlewKate · 07/02/2026 18:26

Do you mean their penis?

No, their musical instrument formed from the meat of a cow. Right?

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 07/02/2026 18:27

For God's sake, why would I read this after three strong Belgian beers? To be fair to op, she laid it all out in her title - why don't I learn?

As an aside, I played the flute to a high standard as a young woman.

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:27

CurlewKate · 07/02/2026 18:26

Do you mean their penis?

What else would beef flute refer to?

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CurlewKate · 07/02/2026 18:26

Do you mean their penis?