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To be concerned about Jamie Oliver's kitchen

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soupyspoon · 02/02/2026 20:22

I love Jamie. Wont hear a word against him

But I grow more and more 'concerned' (I like this word more and more these days, everyone has 'concerns' about something and this is mine) about his kitchen and his handling

Poor Jamie does not seem to have many bowls and spoons

He mashes up things on a wooden board with his hands

He scrunches things with his hands, no spoon available

He chops and bashes things with the wrong implements, like the bottom of a glass or something

Tonight he mashed potato on a chopping board and now scrunching up mince potato and carrot with his hands.

Then with his mincey hands he moves the bowl, touches this, touches that. No tea towels either.

Here he goes again right now, layering all his chopped veg on the worktop. Directly on it

No plates available again I see Jamie.

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BaronessBomburst · 02/02/2026 22:17

BassinBas · 02/02/2026 22:12

Sounds a bit Last Tango

😂😂😂 🐷

Sunshineandrainbows23 · 02/02/2026 22:16

LorenzoCalzone · 02/02/2026 20:37

It's ironic given he has a range of cookware. I've got a jamie pestle and mortar. He probably uses a shoe and a shuttlecock

This made me laugh 😂 Thank you!

ThePrecisionsifthisislove · 02/02/2026 22:13

@Possiges stiffing the staff of wages plus a window cleaner and all the others is scummy AF.

BassinBas · 02/02/2026 22:12

ProfessorLeveretGrey · 02/02/2026 21:54

I was about to say that about JM. he always uses his fingers to gouge out his butter. It makes me queasy.

Sounds a bit Last Tango

Angelic999 · 02/02/2026 22:11

Why oh why did they remove the laugh reaction?! Just had a good giggle at these posts and imagining his hazelnuts ricocheting all over. Poor Jamie at least he didn't get one hit him in the head. Bish bash bosh indeed!

Possiges · 02/02/2026 22:09

Livelovebehappy · 02/02/2026 22:06

I’ll be forever grateful,to him for his tips on the perfect roasties in the run up to Christmas. Never had so many compliments. Adore Jamie….

Have you not read the comments about him leaving ordinary people without wages???

Possiges · 02/02/2026 22:08

bumblebee1000 · 02/02/2026 20:47

I wouldn't give that wanker my time...it took 2 of my friends over a year to get wages etc owed when he went bust whilst he was buying a mansion in cornwall....i hope he just dissapears.

No way! What a wanker

ThePrecisionsifthisislove · 02/02/2026 22:08

ZoomerBoomer · 02/02/2026 22:01

His mouth is flabby and he spits on everything that he is tearing, smashing and scrunching up. Can’t watch him!

Mmm..Silvia as a cost free ingredient 🤮🤮

WonkyConk · 02/02/2026 22:07

TessTickle0 · 02/02/2026 21:46

Oh god!
Your last sentence has conjured up an image I really didn't want

🤣🤣🤣 sorry bout that

Livelovebehappy · 02/02/2026 22:06

I’ll be forever grateful,to him for his tips on the perfect roasties in the run up to Christmas. Never had so many compliments. Adore Jamie….

Womaninhouse17 · 02/02/2026 22:02

godmum56 · 02/02/2026 21:47

I'd pay to see that!!

I'd pay not to.

ZoomerBoomer · 02/02/2026 22:01

His mouth is flabby and he spits on everything that he is tearing, smashing and scrunching up. Can’t watch him!

boobashka · 02/02/2026 22:00

I've started using my hands to mix the oil into my roasted veg before it goes in the oven a la jamie oliver - much better results and uses less oil. He is a good cook with great ideas but shame how he appears to have dealt with creditors when his restaurants went bust...

soupyspoon · 02/02/2026 21:59

SquirrelFan · 02/02/2026 21:54

But somehow they have a mini food processor...

It was a good one though wasnt it. Ive got my eye on that. Looked very neat.

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Littleguggi · 02/02/2026 21:56

Nothing he cooked tonight looked appetising 🤢 the only decent thing was his guest cook who made spinach daal and rice!

SquirrelFan · 02/02/2026 21:54

7238SM · 02/02/2026 20:49

If you are referring to his £5 meals show, maybe he thinks people who can only afford a £5 meal don't own spoons, a masher, whisk etc ??? 🤷‍♀️

But somehow they have a mini food processor...

ProfessorLeveretGrey · 02/02/2026 21:54

Shodan · 02/02/2026 21:16

James Martin gouges butter out of a pot with his fingers. He should wash his hands frequently!

On JO practices though- when did poor old soured cream get shunted to the shame cupboard? Not that I don't like a dollop of yoghurt, but now it seems the world and his wife is plonking yoghurt where a nice bit of soured cream seems more apt...

I was about to say that about JM. he always uses his fingers to gouge out his butter. It makes me queasy.

BearSoFair · 02/02/2026 21:54

LorenzoCalzone · 02/02/2026 20:37

It's ironic given he has a range of cookware. I've got a jamie pestle and mortar. He probably uses a shoe and a shuttlecock

Shoe and a shuttlecock 😂

GentlyDoesItt · 02/02/2026 21:51

He sacked my mum!

This is not a euphemism.

bastard.

Notdanishsusan · 02/02/2026 21:48

LorenzoCalzone · 02/02/2026 20:37

It's ironic given he has a range of cookware. I've got a jamie pestle and mortar. He probably uses a shoe and a shuttlecock

I’m on my third wave of out-loud laughter at this.

godmum56 · 02/02/2026 21:47

TessTickle0 · 02/02/2026 21:46

Oh god!
Your last sentence has conjured up an image I really didn't want

I'd pay to see that!!

TessTickle0 · 02/02/2026 21:46

WonkyConk · 02/02/2026 21:31

I remember him saying on one of his cooking shows that he doesn’t like wooden chopping boards. Yet I’d just been considering buying a lovely wooden Jamie Oliver brand chopping board in TK Maxx days before 🤔

So hopefully it was a plastic chopping board he was mashing his spuds on.

Oh god!
Your last sentence has conjured up an image I really didn't want

BlueEyedBogWitch · 02/02/2026 21:45

His range of cookware from the early days was bloody brilliant. I’ve got two big salad bowls and a small saucepan that have been going strong for over 20 years.

He’s not having them back, I don’t care how poor he is.

godmum56 · 02/02/2026 21:42

Bloozie · 02/02/2026 21:33

This most definitely is not how I cook at home. Even if I have clean hands. Because it's just not pleasant for the people eating it, if they know it's been fingered to fuck by me first.

Raw meat contamination is also basic hygiene, not restaurant standard. Basic 'I don't want to be seeing this dinner again backwards later tonight' stuff.

Me either. I wouldn't say that my kitchen is restaurant standard clean but I am not a messy cook and yes definitely about raw meat/fish.

liveforsummer · 02/02/2026 21:40

Didimum · 02/02/2026 20:27

Watching him cook recipes for TV is not supposed to pass health and safety standards for restaurant level service. This is how people cook at home.

Which people are these? Jamie obviously, and you but I’m not sure anyone else 😆