Waiting until tomorrow when he goes to work to lock him out the house as he won’t leave. So in the meantime he’s fallen asleep and I’ve poured tuna juice in all his favourite designer shoes if he wants to go out looking for fishy fanny he can do it smelling like one. Has anyone else done anything in revenge like this? He also said he knew I was a slag from the first day I met him.. deflecting behaviour (I’ve never looked at another man since the day we met)