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David and Victoria’s press statement

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Williteverstopraininghey · 22/01/2026 22:27

Where is it?

Will they even do one?

Has anyone changed their initial viewpoint on the whole thing?

And lastly….Team Brooklyn or Team Beckham?

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Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:53

It’s obviously light relief from the trump debacle. The orange ones comments on Afghanistan etc. although i do believe ‘children’ should be allowed to choose their lives. It is tough on VB particularly. I know none of them though. Let them work it out if they can.

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:52

Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:49

On your wedding day. Your mil is described as most beautiful woman in the room and invited to dance with her son. By her good friend??

Yes crappy of MA to do it, possibly not thinking or possibly just him being a very good friend, but VB to be in cahoots with it and to have planned it…?! Come on

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PinkPanther57 · 23/01/2026 18:52

EmeraldShamrock000 · 23/01/2026 18:49

I don’t understand why pp’s are minimising the dance, especially as they’d been fighting in the run up to the wedding. Really fighting.

If anyone posted an OP about MIL doing this, dressed in what looks like a bridal negligee, they’d be told they’ve got competition or a nutcase on their hands.

If they were a spoiled billionaire’s daughter & VB it might not come as a shock.

Tablesandchairs23 · 23/01/2026 18:51

All of them are publicity seeking knobs.

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:50

mummybear35 · 23/01/2026 18:48

I can’t believe so many allow this to occupy so much space in their thoughts..who actually really cares? There’s so much more concerning things going on both globally and in most people’s lives to even bother about this non issue..

Many that’s why…there’s constantly far too much going on that’s just far too heavy

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Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:50

Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:49

On your wedding day. Your mil is described as most beautiful woman in the room and invited to dance with her son. By her good friend??

jees. My mil was a nightmare and no vb. but i would have hated her for that. Just for clarity she was no dancer nor was my ex hub.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 23/01/2026 18:50

mummybear35 · 23/01/2026 18:48

I can’t believe so many allow this to occupy so much space in their thoughts..who actually really cares? There’s so much more concerning things going on both globally and in most people’s lives to even bother about this non issue..

And yet here you are...

PinkPanther57 · 23/01/2026 18:50

sickofsixseven · 23/01/2026 18:41

But the couple had already had their first dance by all accounts, and then the bride had danced with her dad. Then the singer called vb up to dance with her son while david and Harper also danced. I dont see the big deal. Her entire family storming out seems over dramatic

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It wasn’t in official running programme I think. NP already angry VB sticking oar in NB: wedding texts. It seems SUCH a first world problem & BB expecting our sympathy shows his privilege IMO. Get a grip. Now everyone knows about the worst day of his life, too…

Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:49

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:48

Nah, no way

On your wedding day. Your mil is described as most beautiful woman in the room and invited to dance with her son. By her good friend??

EmeraldShamrock000 · 23/01/2026 18:49

I don’t understand why pp’s are minimising the dance, especially as they’d been fighting in the run up to the wedding. Really fighting.

If anyone posted an OP about MIL doing this, dressed in what looks like a bridal negligee, they’d be told they’ve got competition or a nutcase on their hands.

mummybear35 · 23/01/2026 18:48

I can’t believe so many allow this to occupy so much space in their thoughts..who actually really cares? There’s so much more concerning things going on both globally and in most people’s lives to even bother about this non issue..

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:48

Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:47

For what it’s worth. I agree with this.

Nah, no way

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Justnamechangedagain · 23/01/2026 18:47

Oopsylazy · 23/01/2026 13:48

Sounds like the “most beautiful woman in the room” comment was a total set up then. Which is disgusting and extremely spiteful.

For what it’s worth. I agree with this.

PinkPanther57 · 23/01/2026 18:45

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:44

Has anyone been seen out since from The Beckham family or Bb and Np’s side?

I don’t understand why Bb would even block his little sister? What did she do!

Possibly Mum would use her to keep an eye or as a mouthpiece a fear? Legal advice?

PinkPanther57 · 23/01/2026 18:44

EdithBond · 23/01/2026 18:34

Fat Tony said dance was inappropriate because of timing (MA singing a love song which should be moment for bride and groom) rather than nature of VB dancing.

Describes the dancing as slow dancing, rather than samba-style: BB hands on VB’s waist/hips and her arms around his neck.

Apparently, NP stormed out in tears, followed by her family, while BB was left dancing with his mum, which is why he felt humiliated. He then went after NP.

Says Brooklyn upset about a lot of things, which can make the smallest of things become bigger.

Had BB & NP had a romantic dance earlier (?) I think so. It was the evening set, more informal?

Upsetting as it no doubt was to BB this really feels out-of-touch & makes me want to play the world’s tiniest violin for him. NP & VB locked in competition? Ridiculous.

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:44

Has anyone been seen out since from The Beckham family or Bb and Np’s side?

I don’t understand why Bb would even block his little sister? What did she do!

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Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:42

sickofsixseven · 23/01/2026 18:41

But the couple had already had their first dance by all accounts, and then the bride had danced with her dad. Then the singer called vb up to dance with her son while david and Harper also danced. I dont see the big deal. Her entire family storming out seems over dramatic

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Exactly, it’s odd and also not true in his statement if that’s the case

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sickofsixseven · 23/01/2026 18:41

But the couple had already had their first dance by all accounts, and then the bride had danced with her dad. Then the singer called vb up to dance with her son while david and Harper also danced. I dont see the big deal. Her entire family storming out seems over dramatic

EdithBond · 23/01/2026 18:34

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 23/01/2026 15:11

I just took myself off to mail online for a nosey at the Fat Tony story a LP mentioned was on there but got distracted by their new top story, Mel Bs ex husband claims that Victoria and David couldn't remember Brooklyn's DOB and had to phone VBs mum to check 😯.

Fat Tony said dance was inappropriate because of timing (MA singing a love song which should be moment for bride and groom) rather than nature of VB dancing.

Describes the dancing as slow dancing, rather than samba-style: BB hands on VB’s waist/hips and her arms around his neck.

Apparently, NP stormed out in tears, followed by her family, while BB was left dancing with his mum, which is why he felt humiliated. He then went after NP.

Says Brooklyn upset about a lot of things, which can make the smallest of things become bigger.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 23/01/2026 18:31

did they forget their OWN SONS date of birth. Horrible people.

I never called them horrible people. Brooklyn wasn't abused or starved and I'm sure they love him a lot, but having watched someone I love grow up with toxic parents who also didn't neglect or starve them but has caused a massive amount of harm, I do have a great deal of sympathy for him.

V&D possibly weren't aware that their actions were having such an impact on him, but they were and that buck stops with them.

The dob thing just came as a surprise because they'd always branded themselves as being a superior family brand and I don't think Brooklyn was that old when Mr Mel B was on the scene. That still doesn't mean that I put them on a par with The Wests.

PinkPanther57 · 23/01/2026 18:31

EmeraldShamrock000 · 23/01/2026 18:24

He was in a terrible predicament. If he followed his wife, his mother would have been left standing like a plank in front of 500 guests. It was a loyalty test. He couldn’t win without embarrassing one of the ladies in his life.

Not easy but not the worst tragedy either. It does feel like a very ill judged ‘surprise’ by Mum which suggests kindly she might be a tad self absorbed. Has he married his Mum?

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:30

Januaryclouds · 23/01/2026 15:41

Maybe they will issue a statement saying Victoria Beckham is handing over the intellectual property rights to her children’s own names to those children instead of keeping them herself.

She claimed rights to all their names when they were children (2016) and has not handed the rights over once the children turned 18.

I can’t see any world where that is the behaviour of a loving parent who has their child’s best interests at heart.

I don’t understand this?

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EmeraldShamrock000 · 23/01/2026 18:24

PinkPanther57 · 23/01/2026 17:55

Was it a surprise ‘gift’ for BB that rather backfired?

If NP fled from room in tears BB could have excused himself early, if aware?

He was in a terrible predicament. If he followed his wife, his mother would have been left standing like a plank in front of 500 guests. It was a loyalty test. He couldn’t win without embarrassing one of the ladies in his life.

KnifeForkSpork · 23/01/2026 18:19

I do have sympathy for how Brooklyn grew up, but I agree that some of the details that people are coming out with are a bit odd. Don’t they post happy birthday to him every year on Instagram? I guess they do know the date of his birthday.

Williteverstopraininghey · 23/01/2026 18:05

YourBrickTiger · 23/01/2026 13:28

My friend cannot accept that Sir Elton John has sided with Brooklyn. She is shocked. SHOCKED.

What? What has he said? He doesn’t seem like the greatest guy in the world anyway

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