David and Victoria’s press statement

Me too - enjoying the light relief from all the doom and gloom in the world!

Is it - we don’t know (?) I think it’s poss she’d practised a dance as a surprise & it didn’t land. This sort of thing seems fashionable atm. Maybe everyone a bit danced out & a break with formalities (?)

One of the brothers put an Instagram story out saying they'd woken up to all find themselves blocked.

Why don’t people believe the most beautiful comment/dance thing was a set up? I genuinely don’t understand- it seems pretty obvious to me.

That guy is VB/DB’s best mate and at this point relations had soured so much that VB put a stop to making the dress that was intended for NP. They, according to BB had been absolute arses in the run up to the wedding and tried to stop him marrying her. They were trying to get him to sign away the rights to his name and he refused, which seems to be his reason for the cause of a lot of this (maybe they have other reasons not to like the girl - who knows?)

But I really don’t understand the comments about how it can’t possibly have been a set up that VB/DB were in on or had a part in.

Do we think VB is a saint or something?

You’re intrigued so you listed your life to me?

As I’ve said, I’m interested in the reaction to it, that’s why I commented.

My joke was about how urgent your original post came across.

In his statement he says his siblings were made to block him.

Where is this story coming from that he blocked them?

Aw you seem to have taken what I said to heart. You certainly didn’t need to list your life to me :)

You might have noticed that I’m mostly interested in people’s reaction to the issue rather than the issue itself. I’ve also offered the unpopular notion that maybe there isn’t a conspiracy theory.

tbh if that’s what you mil does its indicative of serious ill intent. I’d not want to be near her.

From reports, was by no means the first dance.

Seems they’d had lots of first dances (bride & groom, bride & dad, groom & mum etc) earlier in evening.

This was first slow dance of Marc Anthony set, which was scheduled to be for bride and groom. But MA apparently didn’t get the memo.

Not clear why he feels VB ‘hijacked’ the dance, unless he’s suggesting she put MA up to it. It’s BB’s wedding. Why didn’t he put MA straight and say, “I’m going to dance with Nicola to this one”.

Perhaps NP was pissed with him for that reason and he blamed it on his controlling mum.

Hmm. But you're on page 17 of this thread.

And much of this probably is fiction.

Its the same as watching Eastenders.

If you were trying to assume the moral high-ground, you kind of lost it in your third paragraph giving your extensive thoughts on the very same situation.

I mean, you don’t need to make excuses, you can just join in with the rest of us.😆

Still would rather watch Netflix or even read fiction than waste time on this…don’t know any of them, don’t care about any of them and at gunpoint, I don’t want to know about the situation let alone speculate the who, the why and what for 😆 same goes for any ‘celebrity’…

It’s a sign of a very easy & sheltered life & a highly embarrassing admission.

I want to avoid whats going on globally and in my life so here I am.

Settled in for a nice long evening bringing myself up to date on it all.

It doesn’t sound like the day had gone well then, oh dear.

If was as beautiful & young as NP, with a cracking figure, a billionaire’s bank balance & mostly, the man I loved by my side as my new husband, would I be upset if a DJ said my MIL was the most beautiful in land (?) - NO.

If BB I’d NOT be remembering it & drawing attention to this the WORST thing ever to happen but moving on. Surely not the best example of terrible actions of VB! Ah sorry forgot - she didn’t help dogs in LA!

Exactly. Quite possibly well-meant to his friend. But tactless on a wedding day.

But most uncomfortable and humiliating thing to happen to BB in his life? Hell of a boring life, then.

Could anyone kindly catch me up please?
How do we know Elton has sided with Brooklyn?
Why didn’t the notoriously litigious billionaire parents of the bride lock down the guests with a (tasteless but clearly necessary in hindsight)NDA?
Is Fat Tony a friend of the Beckhams(I associate him with Boy George and I know he’s friends with Tanya, wife of footballer Phil Bardsley, from Housewives of Cheshire)?
Who really thinks the MIL is the most beautiful person in the room? Of course it’s universally accepted it’s the bride.
Will VB beat Harry Styles to number one?
Thanks all.

Beckham all the way - they won’t say a word and that’s the right thing to do. Dignified.

Yes, she’s being described as someone who only cares about her brand image at the same time as being accused of organising something as embarrassing as this.

Yes, appears MA set started at 11pm, long after the first dances after the ceremony, food etc.

Sounds like NP was upset because MA called up VB as ‘most beautiful women in the room’ (tactless) and encouraged BB to dance with her when it was a slow dance to a love song.

Suspect people tired and emotional by then. From Fat Tony interview, the awkwardness (e.g. next day at brunch) seems to be that NP, her family and BB left reception at that point and never came back.