David and Victoria’s press statement

Nicola has a face like a smacked arse
BB is completely under her thumb
Silly spoilt immature young adults

From what I read basically the whole peltz side left.

Did the eve come to an artificial end after NP stormed off? I wonder if the wedding the first time the clans met?

In a very forgettable minor way, yes, true. Not the worst thing ever in his life.

Admittedly DB doesn't get the same pasting as Posh but he did come in for some flack over the whole thing with his birthday, refusing to see Brooklyn if Nicola was with him but still wanting him to attend his birthday party and pose for group photos for the gram.

According to Fat Tony on This Morning, wedding over three days and he DJed at each:

• Day 1: welcome party
• Day 2: wedding - Dancegate happened late in evening during MA set - bride stormed off and didn’t return.
• Day 3: brunch - not many turned up due to drama previous day.

Her body looks very youthful & I think she had a set of twins. NP says her father worships her mother & they are still very much in love.

And she’s had eight kids!

@EdithBond thanks & 3 days! Which day was dancegate - yikes!

Looks like maybe Mob did dress changes like her daughter then.

Though her dress still doesn’t look like something you’d wear to bed at least 😅

Looking at Vogue and Hello looks like similar type of dress to VB (silver, long) but strapless and more fitted.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/733578/meet-brooklyn-beckhams-super-rich-in-laws/

Well she looks pretty amazing for 70
plus!

If BB wrote the statement he gave DB a hall pass.

It’s the failings of VB as a mother he lends heaviest weight to, the crimes of not getting behind dogs, helping on dress number 2 or 3, and causing WORST day of his life by dancing ON him.

I questioned this & a PP said this was because BB was closest to VB so hurt most by her, hence her disproportionate kicking. Understandable? No - I agree with you!

IF DB had affairs & was ‘inauthentic’ here & disturbed the equilibrium of family life BB didn’t call Goldenballs out.

I tried a fast google and couldn’t find much oddly though linked to this insta post.

Oh dear. I think you might win the internet on this. Any unexpected surprise from VB & deviation from running order & …oh dear!

Would fit with family Peltz boycotting brunch & leaving early.

Also new money billionaires can be terrible snobs.

A storm in a teacup it really was & IF BB’s truth are these ARE THE VERY WORST of life’s travails…

I think the ‘nightie’ is rather a signature & the slip dress pretty popular for those with figure. They’re very unforgiving. :) Florida also hot. What did MOB wear?

I honestly think VB had planned a little surprise & it didn’t land (!)

I think D is likely very controlling and very much in charge in the relationship. I doubt V would do anything without his approval. He bank rolls her failing clothing line.

For sure.

I watched the trashy ‘Members Only: Palm Beach’ while crashed out at NY.

Obvs shows the extreme and produced for entertainment, like all the ‘Housewives of…’ franchises, Made in Chelsea etc.

But, what surprised me was how obsessed they were with etiquette. You don’t apparently get invited to the highest echelons of the Palm Beach season, like parties Mar a Lago etc (no idea why anyone would want to be) unless the Queen Bees approve of your etiquette. They were bitching and falling out over the most ridiculous perceived faux pas and ‘slights’, apparently because they’re bored out of their minds and have to make up drama to give their lives meaning.

Given the Peltz family live in Palm Beach, this is quite possibly the culture NP’s grown up in: storms in teacups and hissy fits over etiquette, running orders, perceived slights etc.

Why is it all about VB and NP? Why is none of it landing on DB and why is there even a debate that BB wrote the statement?

It's all focused on how bitchy, canniving, control mad and power hungry the women are (or are not).

No one is thinking "is DB or BB the bad guy?". It's all "Is it VB the awful MIL or is NP the woman trying to destroy a family for fun".

It's just such a cliche. As ever it's about having the women playing their stereotypes parts and the poor ickle men being bystanders and forced like pawns.

I dont know them, I have no opinion other than it's always sad to see families fall out and even worse when it's publicly.

But by god the misogyny is insidious.

and yet they continued to pimp their kids out and still do

maybe without the pimping, if they were as anonymous as the kids of other footballers/spice girls, they wouldn't be so at risk

no wonder Brooklyn has suffered with anxiety

The article I read earlier said VB was waiting by the stage ready for this dance so she knew the plan was for MA to call her up to dance.

But BB and NP expected it to be their dance as well as the the hit of most beautiful women at the wedding not being called as the bride but the Mil who looks like she turned up ready for bed in her nightie.

Will all the people who would rather only discuss politics and war piss off over to that part of MN and kindly refrain from chastising those of us who wish to chat shit about the Beckhams.

Cheers 👍

No, perhaps VB & NP as self absorbed & controlling as each other (?) NP does sound disproportionally upset. I am curious as to who the exes dangled temptingly in front of BB were & why they agreed (?)

It does feel to me like a surprise that misfired. Are the Peltz lot more traditional & formal? If NP can dance much earlier in the day with Dad, why not BB with Mum? BB does say this dance wasn’t in the running order - that alone prob upset NP.

By the time of the wedding itself you’d have thought VB would be graciously resigned whatever personal opinion (?)Did relations with NP break down immediately post wedding?

Give it a rest now