Why has Cruz liked the dancing memes?

He liked it because either he's tightly controlled by the Beckham machine and was told to do so or he loathes his mother. Or something inbetween.

All we can do is await an announcement on social media to find out a version of the events.

Because they are very funny.
Beckhams, while living a lot of time in US etc. are true Brits.

Brits laugh at themselves.

Yes, I'm sure. This means the Peltzes approved the description of Brooklyn inviting his mother to dance, then being joined by David and Harper. The detail of the couple's first dance, followed by Nicola with her father. The year-long collaboration with Valentino on Nicola's dress.

Approved, yet conflicts with what Brooklyn says. So, on top of calling his mother a narcissistic control freak, is he calling Vogue and his in-laws liars?

Worth mentioning that the article tells of a jovial moment, when the rabbi accidentally referred to Brooklyn by his father’s name – twice. Again, the Peltzes saw no need to edit this out, though it must've left the groom feeling rather like his more famous parents mattered more than little ol' him.

The Vogue piece would have been written with Peltz family copy approval and it certainly wouldn’t have suggested the day was anything but perfect.

Because he’s a brotherly bystander quietly observing that, as a direct result of Brooklyn’s actions, they’ve caused the internet to explode with jokes and memes about his mother.

Cruz is the laidback unbothered youngest brother but he’s probably laughing at Brooklyn’s own goal, realising that his embarrassment has probably just reached new heights.

To show that they’re a good humoured bunch

Is this the Peltz family aghast at VB sticking her oar in - NB: leaked wedding texts - keep VB out of loop at all costs.

The vow renewal because the running order disturbed & NP didn’t get her day her way? NP & BB seem to live in a bubble. NP I can understand but BB? All those watches & cars & money & unearned opportunities ladled out. Chickens home to roost? ‘The worst thing EVER’ all very Kevin the teen. As you say.

NP to BB perhaps ‘the presents were bribes, you are being CONTROLLED even your name’…Almost satire.

Because they’re funny.

That's quite the little story you've mapped out in your imagination lol

Victoria has never really been a 'dirty' dancer has she? I dont think she would've been grinding or lap dancing on Bb.

'Inappropriate' I think means something different to a Gen Z than a millennial. My younger cousin says we dance too much with our arms and uses completely different language to me. They don't all go to clubs, get wasted and dance to "get low" these days. They all stand around on phones recording themselves. I think he was just embarrassed at her dancing rather than her doing anything that we'd call Inappropriate.

Yes this struck me as absolutely enmeshed and narcissistic toxically weird! And even more weird that none of them can see it and let that go to print!

I think both N & B are from very narcissistic and controlling families but that each have different expectations of their DCs.

All the public shmaltzing of her parents by N is a nose rub and snub to the Beckhams IMHO.

They are just as performative.

The wedding vow renewal stunt was actually quite cruel and nasty no matter the state of the relationships. With Nelson front and centre tells you all you need to know. Of course the can renew their vows but why did it have to be a global media event making the point the Beckhams were not invited? Why would they stain / sour / weaponise their “love” with such antics?

You dont believe it? Its on his Instagram 🤣.
Its Fat Tony's husband that said it. He was there.

As PP commented, these "official" IG accounts aren't managed by them, it's all done by PR firms.

They have private accounts for their personal use.

It's smoke and mirrors.

Not a fan of celebs, however went in search of VB dancing through the years. Truth be told she is not a natural dancer. It seems a bit far fetched that she danced inappropriately. She did take ballroom dancing with DB. Not the best either. These memes are hilarious tbh. And CB never shy's away from social media. He makes fun of the family and situations.

Without Nicola’s knowledge, her mother, Claudia, had asked the seamstresses to sew in an evil eye to protect her on her big day. She also instructed them to use baby-blue thread to discreetly embroider: “Nicola, my heart. You are me, I am you...”

Whose mother is the overstepper again?

My husband has been saying this whole thing is a staged PR exercise since day 1. He said they’re trying to ape the Royal Family. I doubt it, but the liking memes is kind of weird.

Likely to affect his bookings - if his partner spills the tea despite an NDA.

Discretion top priority for big spenders.

All v Palm Beach.

No doubt a big thing to him - everything’s relative. But IMHO lacks perspective. The worst thing for many people his age is the death of a parent or sibling. Lads I know would give anything for their mum to be there (embarrassingly or otherwise) on their wedding day.

Seems quite teenage. Teens who break up with a first love think it’s the worst thing ever at the time, but older people know that’s how it feels at the time but when you look back on life, there are far worse things. Teens often lack perspective.

And if she was being so inappropriate (maybe a bit drunk) why didn’t he, or someone else (her siblings, parents, David, other sons) tactfully stop her? That’s what’d happen with most families. Would they just all sit there and watch her make a show of herself, filmed for posterity on the wedding video?

Can understand bride being upset if VB introduced as “most beautiful woman in the room” (if true, totally tactless of MA) and cos dance wasn’t in line with running order. And, wanting perfection as many brides do, rushed out in tears.

If another son’s liked the memes, maybe he can see the funny side. Weddings are like Christmases. Often some sort of drama/upset. Highly stressful time, people seeking perfection in return for their huge effort/spending, combined with tiredness/booze.

I don’t think either has a sense of humour when it comes to themselves though. VB does the self deprecatory humour but purely to be funny. They both have very good masks but I feel the documentaries, hers in particular, showed it

I think the Beckhams have a sense of humour and they’re funny.

Tbf they are funny 😂 it is maybe a bot or not actually him, but if it is he young and probably just stirring.

If that’s the worse thing that’s ever happened to him, he’s led a charmed life 🙄

Your passionate defence of the meme is really something.

Do you feel they fall more into cultural moment or artistic work category. Genuinely curious. I love when people care about stuff I've never given a thought to.

Bit it's not meant to be original. It was one of those phrases so well-worded and so apt that it has entered the canon of the English language in the same way that 'economical with the truth' or 'tired and emotional' have. This is how a language gets its sayings. This particular one happens to be brilliant because it is polite and totally cutting at the same time.

There’s a rumour that was just a little nuzzle in his neck at the end of the dance

Tbh that sounds awful enough to me!

Sounds a bit terratorial!