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Get Victoria Beckham to number 1

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Wintertime2025 · 21/01/2026 20:45

just saw a thread on this on Twitter. Apparently her song ‘not such an innocent girl’ has gone to number 12. She has never had a number 1 single. They had it positively for her albeit the title of the song seems unfortunate.

i have no idea what went down but I do love Britain's sense of humour

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TheGerund · 22/01/2026 14:04

ThatsPlentyIsa · 22/01/2026 14:03

Maybe if it gets to number one she’ll appear on The One Show to demonstrate The Dance?

What, with a stunt Brooklyn?

ThatsPlentyIsa · 22/01/2026 14:03

Maybe if it gets to number one she’ll appear on The One Show to demonstrate The Dance?

EscapeTheCastle · 22/01/2026 14:02

Wow. I'm very knowledgeable on pop music but I don't remember that one at all!

The video is all chrome and PVC low trousers like all videos of the era.
The video is very much like the Spice Girls "Holler"

MissSophiaGrace · 22/01/2026 14:01

Maybe I've lost my sense of humour but I don't find it hilarious. It's an awful song and I'm confused why the public would want to give her anymore money?

Shinyandnew1 · 22/01/2026 14:00

Won't that just make her even richer?!

How bizarre.

Uhghg · 22/01/2026 13:56

That’s absolutely pathetic.

Why are people putting more money into millionaires pockets ‘for a laugh’.

Then you have people with actual talent who can’t get a look in purely because they don’t have money behind them or the ‘right look’.

Maybe people should just focus on their own lives instead of trying to join in with a family feud of people who have no idea they even exist.

ExtraOnions · 22/01/2026 13:46

There is a reason her music career stalled, because she can’t sing.

Who can even be arsed that some millionaires are arguing with some other millionaires.

Dearg · 22/01/2026 13:45

LowdermilkPark · 22/01/2026 13:43

Poor Victoria. Could her week get any worse? 😂

I don’t read it that way.

Seems more like ‘yes she’s embarrassing, too much wine and mum dancing, but she’s your mum Brooklyn, and she will love you when others leave you’

😂

LowdermilkPark · 22/01/2026 13:43

Poor Victoria. Could her week get any worse? 😂

GottaKeepItClassy · 22/01/2026 13:42

Well, I certainly didn’t have that on my card for 2026 😂

Fends · 22/01/2026 13:41

That is highly amusing. And yes, very British. Love it

Ineedanewsofa · 22/01/2026 13:40

British bloody-minded, piss taking at its’ finest. Never been more proud.

Rituelec · 22/01/2026 13:38

No way

VictoriaFeckham · 22/01/2026 13:37

Yay!!! I'm glad my mother wasn't a pop star.

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Wintertime2025 · 22/01/2026 13:35

Now at number 1. I love the British sense of humour

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GottaKeepItClassy · 22/01/2026 09:16

Just looked - VB charting at No.2!

ThePoshUns · 22/01/2026 07:32

As if she isn’t embarrassed enough, leave her be.

CandiedPrincess · 22/01/2026 07:30

I think it's hilarious. Can't imagine she'd find it embarrassing. I really like her so good to luck to her. Listened to it yesterday, it was wonderfully nostalgic- most music was crap in that period of time.

PonkyPonky · 22/01/2026 07:27

Tontostitis · 22/01/2026 06:10

It's a show of piss taking support that the British do so very well.

It’s exactly this. It’s not pity. I think it’s great what the British can up with in a time of crisis 🤣

chunkyBoo · 22/01/2026 06:53

Sorry I had to turn that off 😵

Tontostitis · 22/01/2026 06:10

It's a show of piss taking support that the British do so very well.

JanuaryJasmine · 22/01/2026 04:58

And you can't think why she hasn't had a number 1 hit???

getting a pity number 1 should be humiliating, but she's too full of herself to even consider it's out of pity.

BootMaker · 22/01/2026 04:53

So bad...

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Wintertime2025 · 22/01/2026 04:49

VictoriaFeckham · 22/01/2026 00:28

She has never had a number 1 single. Not yet.

Well o just checked and she has moved up to number 2 in the I tunes chart!!

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TheGerund · 22/01/2026 00:38

Is that the one with the auto-tuning that actually makes her sound worse?

Or the one that Groovejet beat to No 1? Or are they all auto-tuned?

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