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To ask your tenuous claims to fame?

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GetAGripNigel · 11/01/2026 00:15

The more tenuous the better.

I don’t want any of your “My mum used to clean for a famous pop star” because that turns into pages of tiresome questions and “Oh go on tell us who it is/give us a clue/no I can’t sorry”

I want such tenuous connections that nobody will bother asking follow up questions.

I’ll start.

My dog was Mr Tumble’s dog’s mum.

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MrsChristmasHasResigned · 11/01/2026 15:45

My aunts husbands sister was treated for something by the business partner of a famous actor...... I think that is about as tenuous as you can be!

Tarkan · 11/01/2026 15:45

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:18

It's not! (It was Ian.)

ETA Though I once saw Val in the audience of a meet-the-author talk thingy at Glenrothes Central Library.

Edited

I met Ian at a rather informal meet and greet thing years ago when I was a Creative Writing student. He was so lovely giving me tips on courses that helped with more genre writing as my course at the time was weird about it. I think I freaked him out a bit when I said I wrote horror as I enjoyed killing people off. 🙈 His face was certainly a picture LOL.

(And I did end up sticking with the course I was on and graduated with a 2:1).

Lookingtodate · 11/01/2026 15:44

Darius mum used to be my dr

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:38

Goingootforawalk · 11/01/2026 15:37

I just thought you had been married more than once and you were referring to one of your husbands 😂

At times like this, I miss the laugh emoji.

No...just had a brain fart!

Coffeeishot · 11/01/2026 15:37

MostlyGhostly · 11/01/2026 15:36

During lockdown DD, dog and I accidentally went on a walk with Tyson & Paris Fury and their whole family. They were all spread out and we were caught in the middle.

Oh swept along 😂

Goingootforawalk · 11/01/2026 15:37

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:32

"One husband..."

Eh? Meant to write "One time my husband..."

I just thought you had been married more than once and you were referring to one of your husbands 😂

8misskitty8 · 11/01/2026 15:37

Jk rowling taught my brother at school, it was while she was finishing the first book and it being published.

MostlyGhostly · 11/01/2026 15:36

During lockdown DD, dog and I accidentally went on a walk with Tyson & Paris Fury and their whole family. They were all spread out and we were caught in the middle.

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:32

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:07

Oh, oh! Got another one!

One husband was the guest star on Sheena Wellington's folk show on Radio Tay, back in the '80s.

"One husband..."

Eh? Meant to write "One time my husband..."

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:30

JohnBullshit · 11/01/2026 15:27

@WearyAuldWumman You probably knew the son of someone I knew who was also at school with Ian. The son, not the someone. I never met the son.

Small world...

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:29

One of my husband's former pupils was 'Scotland's most wanted man' for a while.

GellerYeller · 11/01/2026 15:29

Globules · 11/01/2026 14:16

Another reminder:

I saw Gareth gates at Cobham services several years ago. He was very "don't you know who I am?".

No mate - we know who you are, but no one cares.

My youngest was at an event with GG in attendance and phoned me to ask if he was a big deal as none of their group had a clue who he was or what he did.

WhamBamThankU · 11/01/2026 15:29

Forgot I walked past kiefer Sutherland in London a few years ago. I can’t remember if he was taller or shorter than id expected but it was one of the two!

Goingootforawalk · 11/01/2026 15:28

Oh this is fun, just remembered some more - I used to be friends with a boy who was the 2nd cousin of a famous Rangers footballer in the 90s. I think his name was Barry Ferguson.

I played hockey against Mark Hately’s daughter (he was also a rangers football player in the 90s)

I also knew the daughter of the late Janey Godley growing up. I seen her mum now and again doing the school run. It was only years later when social media became a thing I realised her mum was a famous comedian.

During the pandemic the driver for one of my Sainsbury’s deliveries said he was an actor and once the voice of one the characters in Rainbow. I think it was Bungle.

JohnBullshit · 11/01/2026 15:27

@WearyAuldWumman You probably knew the son of someone I knew who was also at school with Ian. The son, not the someone. I never met the son.

BluntAzureDreamer · 11/01/2026 15:25

Once got a taxi to an Ian Brown gig with 2 girls who lived next door to his mum Jean Brown. They'd got free tickets because they lived on his street. Said he was lovely but had always had a real 'rock star' quality

Lillipops · 11/01/2026 15:24

My dad was bodyguard to Monica Lewinsky when she did the book signing tour in 1999, we all got signed books and my stepmum was given her hairdryer lol

Mydonkeyisred · 11/01/2026 15:23

I took a picture of my daughter with Peter Andre when she was around 5.
Outside the hopsital Emily worked in at the time.

CrowsInMyGarden · 11/01/2026 15:21

When I was a kid I spent a week on holiday with Cheryl Baker from Bucks Fizz, she was my sister's friend

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:18

Coffeeishot · 11/01/2026 09:06

It's Val isn't it 😀

It's not! (It was Ian.)

ETA Though I once saw Val in the audience of a meet-the-author talk thingy at Glenrothes Central Library.

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:16

lostarc · 11/01/2026 08:36

I was on TV in 1986 as part of the opening ceremony of the commonwealth games in Edinburgh. I was a dancer but we ran from the park to the stadium right at the start of the ceremony.

Also - and this will only make sense to those who listen to Forth One in Edinburgh and the surrounding areas - I won the Big I am a few months ago.

Goanyersel!

(I listen to that at the gym.)

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:15

Figgygal · 11/01/2026 08:21

Ds and I have are the face of swimming lessons at our local leisure centre for about 8 years.
Photographed in a swimming lesson when he was around 9 months old he's now 9 he looks gorgeous and happy I look like a drowned rat with its eyes closed.
Was bad enough when we were on their website but now we're on big cardboard banners by the entrance too.
It's a company that operates across our local area so maybe 8 sites so he's tickled that he's famous across the county ....... Me less so 😁
DH thinks it's funny and says he's married to a swimwear model again me less so.

I was invited to be videoed, 'tell my story' and be used in a poster for the regional leisure centres.

When I looked at the current videos, they were only using auld biddies (like me) who looked to be on their last legs - in order to encourage folk that anyone could use the gym... No one under the age of 70+ at all.

Their poster boy was an auld lad in his 90s.

Thesofathatwas · 11/01/2026 15:15

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/01/2026 02:01

I went to the wedding reception of the bass guitarist, Jamie Stewart, who was a band member of The Cult at the time, about 1987. He lived a couple of doors down from my Nan in a terraced 2 up 2 down. All the men were wearing kilts. It was held in a local hall and they were having a good old knees up. None of the other band members were there btw.

Dh and dd went to a football match at Manchester United last season and Kier Starmer was seated very close to them.

super super jealous! One of my all time favourite bands. The sound of my twenties. I hope he was a nice chap.

x2boys · 11/01/2026 15:12

My sister was interviewed in the street by Granada reports a couple of years ago about some remarks Boris Johnson had made about Angela Raynors skirt.

WearyAuldWumman · 11/01/2026 15:12

Derpytiger · 11/01/2026 07:58

My husband's from the same village as the Singing Kettle (one for Scots)

Cilla impressed me when she gave us a very precise price for the SK (plus VAT). I was on the committee of the local folk club.

The SK worked out as much more expensive than hiring the Kettle members for an adult gig.

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