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If Trump offered you £1 million to vote for your country to become part of US, would you?

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Mochudubh · 09/01/2026 22:26

This is hypothetically one of the options available to Greenlanders.

We're Scottish. I say no, DH says take the money and move.

Sorry, for some reason I can't enable voting. I get a No Entry sign

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NemesisInferior · 10/01/2026 00:44

Not for all the money in the world.

Trump is a rabid cesspit of a human being and I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. I certainly wouldn't sell my country out to him.

OonaStubbs · 10/01/2026 00:44

If it came along with US citizenship I would take it in a heartbeat.

Simonjt · 10/01/2026 00:41

Twilight7777 · 09/01/2026 23:02

Can’t believe people would turn down the money!

I wouldn’t take a single penny from a rapist. I also don’t hate my children or the other people who live around me.

Hohumdedum · 10/01/2026 00:36

"For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?" springs to mind.

That's a no.

midsummabreak · 10/01/2026 00:35

No

TheSalvadorsStickbymebaby · 10/01/2026 00:33

He's emboldened from his exploits with Venezuela .
Right now he's the most dangerous man on the planet along with his master Putin.

PGmicstand · 10/01/2026 00:14

No

Howmanycatsistoomany · 10/01/2026 00:08

Your DH would sell out Scotland to Donald fucking Trump? LTB 😂

eta nope, no chance!

IsThisTheWaytoSlamMyPillow · 10/01/2026 00:04

Wow - it’s a massive - and very good - question TBH @Mochudubh. My initial thought was “yup, gimme the money” but the more I think about it, the greater the moral dilemma. If this could be bought where would it all end? What else might be asked of us.

I feel awful that I could be tempted and be so fickle but my thinking was that the massive amount of money would mean my family and I could distance ourselves from the impact of the worst outcome, because the money would give us greater opportunities, but that’s so selfish and in real life I’m not a “I’m alright, fuck everyone else” person.

Pretty glad I’ll never have to make that choice!

TheatreTheatre · 09/01/2026 23:47

No

winterbluess · 09/01/2026 23:45

Didimum · 09/01/2026 22:49

Yep. I’d do an awful lot for money. We’re all different!

I'm glad I'm not the only one voting yes 🤣

ARoomSomewhere · 09/01/2026 23:44

No. 2 reasons:
I'd not sell out my (or others) kids futures.
He's a rapist & a liar. He won't pay up.

MsGinaLinetti · 09/01/2026 23:43

Yes

Purplebunnie · 09/01/2026 23:40

Nope not a chance

scorpiogirly · 09/01/2026 23:39

I'd do it for free as things stand.

ArtesianWater · 09/01/2026 23:38

No, because I would see it as a stepping stone to WW3 and the resulting cost to humanity would be far greater than that.

Playingvideogames · 09/01/2026 23:37

Greenland is a small (head count) country with a very high abundance of natural resources. Going independent isn’t a question - they’ll be picked off by USA/China/Russia. The question is who they select as their protector (if they don’t stick with Denmark)!

Cocomelon67 · 09/01/2026 23:37

No. You could become that indebted over medical bills! But less selfishly, I couldn’t because of, you know, morals.

ShetlandishMum · 09/01/2026 23:36

LochNessMunster · 09/01/2026 23:22

What if there were a referendum and the Greenlandic people said they wanted to join the USA? They have the right to self-determination, no? Just like the Brits decided to leave the EU— their choice to do so even though it was a dumb decision and they’re suffering economically from having done so.

In 2026 Greenland cannot legally sell itself to another country like the United States without Denmark's involvement and consent.
While Greenland has extensive autonomy its status is governed by a combination of the Greenland Self-Government Act of 2009 and the Danish Constitution.

Ineffable23 · 09/01/2026 23:35

For the UK, that would be about £67Trillion. For context the entirety of the national debt is under £3 Trillion. So if it went to the government and then was distributed, that would pay off the national debt, give enough cash to fix literally every broken road/hospital/school etc, probably to cut taxes by a good chunk as we could have a massive national wealth fund and then still give every individual half a million quid.

Just back of the envelope:

3 Trillion - National Debt
New hospitals, schools etc - NHS capex was about £14Bn. So I can't see it would cost more than another £3-5 Trillion to sort everything out.

That would leave £60 Trillion. In my imaginary scenario, I want £34 Trillion left to give everyone half a million quid. So £26 Trillion left for the national wealth fund. At 2.5% draw down (very conservative) that would give £650Bn per year. Total UK tax revenue is about £1 Trillion so they could cut taxes by 50% and still have much higher revenue for day to day spending.

It would also bankrupt even the USA I think so not a scenario I anticipate is likely to come to pass.

Anyway, the long and short of it is that while I have absolutely no desire to join the USA, it is enough money that it would be with considering - but presumably it would have to be very carefully managed or you'd just end up with hideous inflation.

Mochudubh · 09/01/2026 23:33

LochNessMunster · 09/01/2026 23:22

What if there were a referendum and the Greenlandic people said they wanted to join the USA? They have the right to self-determination, no? Just like the Brits decided to leave the EU— their choice to do so even though it was a dumb decision and they’re suffering economically from having done so.

I really am about to go to bed but just had a quick look at the thread. I think this is the essence of my original question. If enough people accept Trump's bribes, is that democracy or not?

Sorry, whole new question. Night everyone.

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Tiedbutchorestodo · 09/01/2026 23:33

yes. In a heartbeat.

I love America and it would make visiting easier and I could always move so the money went further if the local economy adjusted.

letsallchant · 09/01/2026 23:31

LlttledrummergirI · 09/01/2026 22:42

Have you seen America at the moment?

Not a fucking chance.

Exactly this. Even with a million pounds you'd be living in a basket case of a country. I honestly would not want to.

Playingvideogames · 09/01/2026 23:30

No.

England is not for sale.

🌳

Ohpleeeease · 09/01/2026 23:29

A million wouldn’t go very far…

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