What tiny things make you irrationally annoyed?

😂😂read ops question again

We have taken the pups to the supermarket pretty often, a lot of dog people do because it's good socialisation when you're training a puppy. I had assumed the comment referred car parks in general, not specifically supermarkets, exactly as the other poster with horse feed did. You are being quite pedantic, I think.

In any case, supermarket or not, it is a sodding pain having someone park right up to your bumper when you have a dog in.

Sorry, thats a whole other thing that irrationally bothers me, bath mats, toilet seat covers and the toilet brush 🤑

majority of the time yes that's why am driving for to collect stuff most of the time
aswell as that the small town I live it's spilit in the middle by a river with one way traffic either side majority of parking is at an angle so you have to drive in and reverse out traffic behind you has to stop

Surely thats not every day need though?

Surely not everyone at the supermarket cp are releasing their giant hounds from their boots 😂

Slow walkers
People stopping dead in the middle of the pavement
People hogging the entire pavement when walking in a group
People who act as if they’ve never been on a train/tube before, getting on and blocking the doors or aisles, faffing about which way to turn
People who play music/videos in public with no headphones
People who have loud conversations in public
People who cut corners on mini roundabouts
Loud eaters
Spitting
Middle lane hoggers on the motorway
Littering
People who write everything in the past tense or change tense halfway through a report
People who randomly capitalise the first letter of words
People who write surnames/dates/places in capital letters
People who think it’s acceptable to cold call me on Teams when they aren’t in my team/my boss/I’ve never spoken with them before (the height of rudeness, in my opinion

Phew, I feel better now

Or don't go at all, get it delivered

It's even worse when they do it to some plural words but not others! The cafe at my office has a sign saying "tea's, coffees, panini's and pastries". WHY??

I always give the same answers to this question so this time I'm going to be different and literally choose tiny things.

The telescoping pin things on watch straps that are so difficult to fit.

Earring butterflies when they are too loose and fall off.

Slugs, especially when they eat my beans - but maybe that's not irrational.

The metal hook things that the laces of your hiking boots go around, when they bend out of shape or go rusty.

Rubbers that are too hard and don't actually rub anything out.

Jelly beans, specifically when a really nice flavour is almost exactly the same colour as a horrible flavour (and no, I don't live in the wizarding world - it happens with real ones too).

Thanks @ThatNaiceMember I may follow that next time. 3 blessings are plenty for him!

Oh yes. I can't bear seeing on MN how people do this to names and dates. For example, 'how many Milly's do you know' and 'in the 80's we used to...'

when you have dished up the dinner and said " dinner ready" and takes everybody ages to get to the table, I know its their fault if its cold but just bugs me lol

Because anyone with at least one brain cell would want to choose the quietest time they're in a position to go in.

School constantly asking me for voluntary contributions for this or that. If its voluntary like fuck I'm going to pay for it.

Or even worse the PTA asking for wine or chocolate for the tombola - always organised my some thick as shit mum who hasn't realised that asking people to spend a £5 on crap wine they will sell raffle tickets and raise £1 for is not sensible.

A colleague of mine who stirs his coffee so many times that by the time he’s finished it will be cold. I want to scream!

Shop staff and bar staff who say, "are you OK?" instead of next please or who's next!
I want to say I'm fine thanks how are you?

People driving fast, performance cars slowly at 40mph everywhere. 20mph speed limit or 60mph speed limit… they are still going at 40mph. Also, why drop ££££ on a performance car if you are never going to leave 3rd gear! They are also usually wearing a hat of some description whilst driving.

With the sneezing, I will bless DH three times then tell him he will receive no more blessings from me 🤣

Why shouldn’t we though? You think we all sit round all week thumb twiddling? We don’t have full lives? Anyone should be able to go into a shop on whatever day and time they want to, and buy whatever the hell they want. Retirees are not second class citizens. Have a word with yourself!

People yawning loudly, it's so annoying! Oh and sneezing and adding a performance level choooooooo at the end!

People who apostrophe words when meaning to be plural. Like tomato’s, banana’s. It’s tomatoes and bananas!!!!

I’m accepting those who buy a few things on Saturdays . It’s those who do their full weekly shop that annoy me (and working age customers) more than the ones that buy a few things like yourself

I live with dh and 3 ds’s (two of whom are teens). For some reason these 4 males seem to have great difficulty in flushing the toilet. I even put up signs in the bathrooms reminding them to flush yet they still don’t. It definitely makes me irrationally angry