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To ask what you thought was weird as a child (lighthearted)

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scalt · 01/01/2026 08:22

What things do you remember from childhood that you thought were weird, even though they're perfectly normal to adults?

Bicycles staying upright, even though they only have two wheels.
How you stop noticing certain sensations (such as the clothes on your body) after a while: I remember pondering this aged four.
Puddles not being there the next day.

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Nevermind17 · 08/01/2026 08:41

My brother convinced me that if we collected all the bones from a chicken, we could put them together and the chicken would come back to life (I was about 3 or 4 years old, and he was 5). We used to hide the chicken bones from dinner to make our chicken. One day he rescued a carcass from the bin.

We never got round to reanimating the chicken, and I’d completely forgotten about it until over 40 years later DM said “Your brother was a strange boy. I can remember being terribly worried about him after I found a pile of chicken bones at the back of his pyjama drawer”. 😂

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 08/01/2026 08:35

whatthesigma · 01/01/2026 13:06

I always presumed this meant dilute with as much or as little water as to your own individual preference? To your own taste?

Yes, of course that’s what it actually means. Only at 7 or whatever it was, I didn’t understand that meaning of ‘taste’.

scalt · 08/01/2026 08:29

I remember thinking it was weird that teachers always asked questions, when they already knew the answers, Many years later, I discovered that Pippi Longstocking says this when she goes to school.

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Allthesnowallthetime · 07/01/2026 23:04

@soundsys yes! You are absolutely right!

EstoyRobandoSuCasa · 07/01/2026 09:58

As an adult, I like the simple, powerful language of The Lord's Prayer, but it doesn't half confuse children. I thought that God was forgiving us for stepping off the pavement on to people's gardens and when we said "deliver us from evil" I pictured someone being posted through a giant letterbox. I have also heard of children reciting "Harold by thy name" and "lead us not into Thames station".

Horrace · 07/01/2026 08:40

TroysMammy · 01/01/2026 09:52

Seeing people sitting on a beach in swimwear on a boiling hot day smoking a fag. Didn't that make them feel hotter? As a non smoker and late 50s I still can't get my head around this.

Oh my Gosh. Me too.
I thought I was the only one

scalt · 07/01/2026 06:58

@EstoyRobandoSuCasa I liked the phrase "woe betide", although I didn't mistake it for somebody's name. I first saw it in the Ladybird book of The Sorcerer's Apprentice. "As my apprentice, you must keep my cauldron filled to the brim, and woe betide you if I find it empty!"

@MonaChopsis With "traffic light men", I was fascinated by traffic lights from a young age, and in my time, there were still some on the black and white poles, which had the word "Stop" in the red light. I was amazed to learn later that lights do actually detect where the cars are, and change the lights accordingly. When I was older, I could spend ages watching them, and predicting when they would change.

Another childhood thing which I pondered deeply was wearing shoes on bare feet. I liked the feel, especially of trainers, noticed even at age five that I stopped "feeling" them after a while, and it was odd that my parents didn't approve of being sockless, yet at school, we were made to put shoes on without socks to walk to the assembly hall for PE, which we did barefoot.

I often wondered what it was like to be in a cage, locked up like an animal, or Hansel. I found out when I crawled into a dog cage in somebody else's house, and one of the older kids saw me there, and locked me in. He thought he was being mean, but I loved it!

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soundsys · 07/01/2026 00:39

Allthesnowallthetime · 01/01/2026 22:50

Why it's "aren't I" rather than "amn't" I when we don't say "are I not". Maybe some pendants can explain!

Also, at friends' houses, adults would instruct me "say when" when pouring a drink. I thought they meant me to say the actual word "when" and didn't get it at all. Only years later did I realise that it was a shortened way of telling me to "say when to stop pouring".

I also couldn't understand why I and my sibling had to go to bed so much earlier than the adults, especially at weekends. My mum told me that she and my dad needed time together. Had no idea why they needed time without us!

Life seemed very complicated.

In Glasgow we do say "amn't" and I will continue to defend it as completely logical and sensible!

GiveUsACoffee · 07/01/2026 00:07

I distinctly remember learning a new word at nursery, and thought it was delivered by God, so new for the whole world

EstoyRobandoSuCasa · 06/01/2026 23:44

I'm not sure why I'm posting all about my friend today, but at primary school, he had a teacher who used to intone, "woe betide the boy who hasn't done his homework" and "woe betide the boy who didn't bring his gym kit" ... you get the idea.

My friend assumed that Woe Betide was the name of a boy at the school and secretly admired him for his rebelliousness. He looked out for him for years but never found him.

EstoyRobandoSuCasa · 06/01/2026 23:37

Talipesmum · 05/01/2026 23:48

oh yes, these! I knew they were supposed to say To Let, but i couldn’t understood how anyone took them seriously as they so obviously looked like the comically rude word “toilet”.

When my friend was about eight, he saw a TO LET sign that someone had graffitied to read TOILET. He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen in his life!

And one of the funniest things he heard as a child was the Elton John song, Bennie and the Jets. It sent him into hysterics, much to his family's bemusement, but he didn't like to explain why. He thought Elton was singing about a woman with "electric boobs".

GhoulWithADragonTattoo · 06/01/2026 09:05

My daughter thought when parents were dropped at that station to go to work the station was where they all worked…

Paisleybuddy · 06/01/2026 09:05

That we live on this big round thing floating around in space.

Imgoingtobefree · 06/01/2026 08:55

There was a lot of news about guerilla attacks (overseas) on the news.

I thought we had gorillas in our attic who might attack me on my way to the upstairs toilet.

x2boys · 06/01/2026 08:45

AndSoitComesAroundAgain · 05/01/2026 23:56

I thought that the teachers lived in the school, literally never went home. Maybe some will declare they actually don't!

My sister taught infants for 25 years she said some kids would be very surprised if they bumped into her at the weekend ,that not only did she not live in the school but she had her own children 😂

x2boys · 06/01/2026 08:39

Going to a Catholic primary school they were very big on the " true " meaning of Xmas and Easter i couldn't get my head around like Jesus' being born in December at Xmas and was a new born baby, yet just 2/3 months at Easter later he was put to death on the cross and was an adult.

Smorgs · 06/01/2026 08:29

Hearing the news presenters on the radio talk about "members of the public" and wondering how one becomes part of this obviously elite group of people called "the public".

Wondering why my parents immediately offered a drink to all adults who visited our house - do you suddenly become more thirsty when you grow up?

racoonsinbins · 06/01/2026 08:15

Thepeopleversuswork · 01/01/2026 17:32

Signs saying “To Let”.

I was convinced for years that they meant “toilet” but the I had dropped off. When my parents disabused me of this I thought they were being spoilsports.

Was just about to post this!

Bikergran · 06/01/2026 08:09

BohoGarden · 01/01/2026 18:39

I can remember my mum telling me that gravy was made using the boiling water strained from the peas. For some reason this struck me as absolutely and completely unbelievable. For years I thought she was joking.

I guess fresh peas gave the water some flavour. My mum always used the sprout water for gravy.

scalt · 06/01/2026 07:55

Although I was very sceptical of things like Father Christmas being real, there was one "pretend" thing that really blew my mind. My parents occasionally did the trick of lifting me up while I sat in a chair, telling me I was flying, and describing the tiny scenery below me. I was blindfolded so I couldn't see what was actually happening, but it really felt like flying! My mind was blown when I learned later that they had only lifted my chair a few inches off the ground, and once, they managed to make me "fly" from one end of the garden to the other. I didn't learn until years later how they did that magic.

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Hufflemuff · 06/01/2026 02:55

I remember we had a child from China come to our school. Me and my friend genuinely thought if we just went "hichingchongchuchaahwananingnog" that she would perfectly understand us, that we would magically be speaking perfect chinese.

We were only 5 or 6.

JustAquaMentor · 06/01/2026 02:52

When you heard on the news that a person had been arrested and taken into custody - i thought that Custody was a town where all naughty people were taken

GingersOwner26 · 06/01/2026 01:14

Flea markets. Five year old me wondered why the hell anyone would want to buy and sell fleas.

whatawalley · 06/01/2026 00:49

I always wondered who Bill Posters was and why he was going to be prosecuted.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/01/2026 00:24

Pirate radio, older db listened to it, or so he said - but they just played pop not sea shanties

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