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What do you call a middle aged woman in Nando's?

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Crabapplepiechart · 30/12/2025 11:40

Peri peri menopausal.

AIBU to think this is a great joke? My partner came up with it this morning and isn't as proud of it as I think he should be.

YANBU - it's hilarious
YABU - it's only worthy of a cheap Christmas cracker

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DefinitelyNotMaybe · 30/12/2025 11:47

What does he want, a medal? Here, have the Grand Order of Misogynist Shite 🥉

Cheepcheepcheep · 30/12/2025 11:46

I liked it!

ArseSkinForAFriend · 30/12/2025 11:46

It made me smile but I had to go with YABU because obviously it's not 'hilarious' 🤭

midsomermurderer · 30/12/2025 11:46

Q: What do you call a middle aged woman in Nandos?

A: Seeking a break from her husbands shit chat

FerrisWheelsandLilacs · 30/12/2025 11:45

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Are you suggesting that women of any age can be peri (peri) menopausal?

Screamingabdabz · 30/12/2025 11:44

LTB.

catpigeon · 30/12/2025 11:43

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StonwEd · 30/12/2025 11:42

You should send it in to the adam buxton podcast