Things you do/have done that most mumsnetters would frown upon!

all 3 of my children went in a cot in their own room from the day they came home from the hospital
I have shouted at my children

The ONLY place I wear PJs is in my bedroom. PJs elsewhere - disgusting. On the other hand I do buy comfortable clothes which is something that seems to pass many mumsnetters by.

My 4 year old gets a bath about once a month. Swims 3 times a week so isn’t dirty, and she loathes baths.

I spent more than £50 on my wedding and had lots of guests, and it was well before social media existed

I use a clean towel after every shower....

Don't 'LTB' husband every time we have an argument.

I don’t change my bedsheets weekly.

I barely change them monthly.

And I frequently quote the OP.

I open the door if someone rings (which is rarely locked except at night and even then we often forget).
I like my in laws and my siblings.
I like my DH's ex wife and have been on holiday with her and talk to her about the kids and stuff.
I celebrate my birthday
I like my work colleagues and have been on holiday with some in the past.
We have a loo brush (I mean really!)
I rarely use bleach.
I answer my phone.

I've enjoyed holidays in Benidorm. Not afraid to answer the front door. All children had chores from young age and didn't question the teachers decisions.

I usually have 3 meals a day - and snacks - and im not overweight
I eat carbs

So many! I would smash Mumsnet bingo:

-IVF
-c-section (they were both breech but l know that will still wind some up!)
-l have loo brush
-queried how lame the NHS can be, as my GP’s are lazy and shit

Had DD at 18 didn't want an abortion
Drive an SUV and sometimes a minibus
Can't make a chicken last a week
Have toilet brushes
About to become a Nanna in the New Year at 45
Don't like London

Me, my husband and kid all fart in front of each other because it's hilarious and I've never once thought about poo particles

Have some kind of dessert most nights.

I walk my dog off the lead in our local park

What is the deal with loo brushes anyway? How do people clean poo off a toilet anyway? Are people honestly shoving their hands down the toilet and cleaning it with a cloth and then walking around the house with a shit smeared cloth to the washing machine thinking that's somehow more hygienic? Or leaving shit smeared antibacterial wipes in the bin smelling away as an alternative.

My loo brush and toilet are regularly soaked/cleaned with bleach. So far no one has had any horrendous illness due to it!

Serve starters with Christmas dinner...

I don’t mind if sanitary products are scented. I firmly believe that NO-ONE else can smell if I am using one, despite the craziness on here where people say ‘I can smell if a woman in the next room is wearing one and it always gives me me a migraine’ - what are you, a bloodhound? Such a load of crap.

I also think lots of people need to man the fuck up and stop moaning they have ‘anxiety’ when they are a bit worried about something.

I celebrate my birthday
The ensuite bathroom is used for all bodily functions that a toilet is designed for
I socialise with work colleagues
I wore a running top twice last week without washing in between 🫣 because it was my best high viz one (it didnt smell - but I was running alone anyway if that makes a difference!)

I let my kids joke around with me including the odd swear word. Dds friends are in shock at how me dd talk to each other playfully. They say they'd be grounded for life is they spoke to their mums that way.

Also I respect the kids who have changed their pronouns and identify as whatever. If they want to experiment with their identity then the teenage years are the perfect time to do it. I don't support actual transition before adulthood, but it's harmless if a girl wants to be called he/him for a few months.

I don’t care if other people park outside my house.

Ooh, some more inspired by others:

Love wine, including while breastfeeding and the occasional glass when pregnant.

Planning a second baby in my 40s.

Happily unmarried, pay more of the bills and self-funded my maternity leave, my partner pays me 'rent'/pays towards my mortgage which is in my name only.

Pop my kid in front of Bluey when I need a minute or 30.

Oh god this. There was a recent thread about this and someone literally posted a 20 step process of how even booking something so mundane like a dentist appointment caused them so much mental stress. Things like "thinking about booking the appointment", "putting it on the calendar", "anticipating traffic".

Absolute madness, it's wonder some people make it out of bed in the morning if they can't cope with something routine like a kids dentist appointment.

Apart from the child one (I'm child-free), this is me.
The shower thread where people had conniptions at the idea of a neighbour being in their shower particularly amused me.

My babies slept in their own rooms, and on a different floor, to our bedroom from their first day home. I breastfed both (so was in there a couple times a night). It wasn’t actually the recommendation then to have them in with you for the first six months. I also gave them real food from four months (still breastfeeding, one of them til they self weaned at a year). I’d do the same today.

I like my neighbours
I answer the door and love people dropping by
I invited some family members to my wedding simply because they're family and i didn't want to hurt them.
I don't think it's good parenting to sometimes put adults needs before a childs